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just a canadian boy

[boudicca]

me: i am so stupid… genuinely illiterate. i am the dumbest bitch alive

someone: you’re stupid

me: Einstein Wants What I Have

[oiltipped]

some post: it’s okay if you haven’t done all these things yet! there’s no time limit and you move at your own pace! you shouldn’t be upset because you’re eighteen and none of it’s happened!

me, a 22yr old: 

[thebootydiaries]

hi linda i just caught my son vaping,i am shaking gplease respond

[feircemajorasblog]

Wait you have a child?

[thebootydiaries]

not anymore helen i took care of it

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

[stability]

[moami]

what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck

[louises-belcher]

I am a huge fan of space, both outer and personal

[coffeecutsandcigarettes]

one of the most toxic things i’ve ever done is ignore the bad in someone because i love them

[pandadad]

[invades]

me: *procrastinates necessary things*

me: *procrastinates enjoyable things*

me @ me: why are you like this

[onlytwitterpics]

[iansimpson]

[invades]

would I have to pay to get the url abandonment?

No

[asillyandrandomname]

[theforce]

working in retail

me: hey

customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE 

me: okay let me know if you have any questions ! 

[the-queen-of-coney-island-deact]

[meanplastic]