Dissxciated

And she, memes everything to me

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[nightofthecreeps]

I asked my lawyer if I could make that joke and he said, “let me call another lawyer”, and that lawyer said yes. 

JOHN MULANEY SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 02/29/2020

[firefox-official]

we should abandon the current US government system and replace it with the ranking system in warrior cats don’t @ me

just saying that obamastar is way cooler than trumpstar

also what the hell are kits then

[firefox-official]

babies. duh

[gayemo]

Are you telling me kids are going to be apprentices for like twelve fuckin years,,,, thats 24 times as long,,,,

[firefox-official]

yes. 12 years: 1st grade to 12th grade, american school system. ive thought this through

[dykeufo]

And what the h*ck is the medicine cat

[firefox-official]

you guys are really not thinking this through huh it’s a fucking doctor you degenerate

[voidedmuffin]

wait. what are cats then

[firefox-official]

…theyre still cats what the fuck are you on

[cygnusposts]

do we actually hunt for food or do we go grocery shopping and call it hunting

[firefox-official]

i said the ranking system guys not their lifestyle im going to lose it

[williamshamspeare]

the fuck is a warrior cat

[firefox-official]

someone’s going to die today and it sure as fuck is not going to be me

[superultramefanerd]

Would the time zones become the clans or would it just be randomly assigned

[firefox-official]

it’s the ranking system. the leader is the president. it’s one clan. we’re one clan can’t you fucking read i’m this close to bursting into tears

[echotunes]

ok but what about other countries? would there be americaclan and canadaclan and stuff?

[firefox-official]

it does say US government system on the original post. you saw that, right? you read the post? the US? just america?

[quinniehere]

wait does that mean the president rules until someone else comes along and wrecks their shit?

[firefox-official]

i mean, yeah. until that motherfucker dies he’s leader, that’s how wc works. kill your leader, start a riot & shut the fuck up im so stressed

[tiny-crecher]

I, for one, do not think trump should get nine lives

[firefox-official]

neither should tigerstar but guess what

[firefly464]

Isn’t this just a monarchy? Or a dictatorship?

[firefox-official]

it’s the warrior cats ranking style that’s what it is

[firefox-official]

hey @tophat-octopus trying to hide this stupid question in the tags. what do you think a vice president is

[glowearring]

what are two legs considered?

[firefox-official]

youre just like the guy who asked what cats would be. twolegs are people we just wouldn’t use that term??? im

[gaytoddhoward]

probably a dumb question but what about rogues and loners

[firefox-official]

rogues arent even a part of the clan ranking system i do not think i can handle this thread much longer

[foxfished]

what about other government officials? are they just warriors? or would they not exist??

[firefox-official]

thEYRE WARRIORS. THEY DONT EXIST I CANNOT DO THSI ANYMORE

[puddlewing]

why the fuck is firefox tweeting abt warrior cats

[firefox-official]

tweeting? i’m tweeting? tweeting? this is Twitter? huh? is this fucking Twitter?

[uzayafirlatilanzebra]

[sovereigndramatica]

this is gross of course but I'm stuck on the implication that men Need to see penis in the bathroom or it's a human rights violation

[bax16]

I go to the dick room, I expect to see dicks. Else I go apeshit

[dissxciated]

Sometimes I just go in, take a look around and say “looking good, lads!” And walk back out again. Don’t even need to pee, just came for the dicks.

[nyctoheart]

i can’t believe superwholock existed as one the largest fandom(s) on this website. there hasn’t been a trace of it on my dashboard in years. No mention, no whisper. a ghost. i still follow people who reblogged it. i myself reblogged it. and yet here we are, not daring to ever mention it. im risking my life making this po

[sufficientlylargen]

For those new to this site, “Superwholock” was the crossover fandom for the overlap of three of the biggest individual fandoms on tumblr - soup, the Finnish municipality of Perho, and Enlightenment philosopher John Locke.

[teneral]

good fucking morning *levitates towards you with ill intent*

[vulvva-deactivated20200910]

customers approaching store employees

[withlovewithsqualor-deactivated]

[patanu102]

[memesandlaughs]

[la-laborista-republiko]

[charismat1c-megafauna]

And while 27k seems like a lot (id kill to make that much, not gonna lie), on top of that hes supporting presumably his entire family, which includes multiple children, one of whom has severe chronic illness. Trying to pay for a place to live along with feeding his family is a stretch, but the guy is probably up to his neck in debts upon debts and medical bills. He makes well above the american minimum wage, and hes definitely struggling and its easy to see why. Imagine trying to raise like 3 or 4 kids on 27k and then you’ve got all these other expenses. It can be done (barely, and only with the deepest and gravest of sacrifices, and by then, can you really call that living?), its hard, but it SHOULDNT be that hard. No one deserves to have to struggle to survive (except maybe the billionaires…..) And no one should have to go hungry or forgo medical treatment.

[dissxciated]

Bob cratchit earned 15 shillings (aka “15 bob”) a week, which is less than 1 pound per week (there are 20 shillings in a pound).

In today’s money, that’s less than £126 (GBP) per week.

£126 per week over one year is £6,552

£6,552 = $8,651

Less than 9k a year

Don’t come at me with fake numbers

[dankmemeuniversity]

[destroymylife]

[baelatargaryen]

ads don’t work on me b/c i’m poor 

[baelatargaryen]

exactly.

[dreamboatsandtrenchcoats]

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

[m-ignon]

Half our generation wouldn’t even understand that

[genderchilled]

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

[microscopically-deactivated2014]

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

yugi: *draws a card*

me: it’s gunna be dar-

yugi: DARK MAGICIAN

me:

[fatswag-blog]

Lol fuck tarot… lame as homos think that shit is real. You make your own destiny and you cause your own situations.

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

tarot

[cooltori-minami]

*goes to get fortune read*

*fortune teller plays summoned skull in defense mode*

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

But this deadass happened in the show though

[dead-puppet-society]

[silver-tongues-blog]

wasnt the yugioh tarot reading right before they fought with ancient egyptian lazer beams?

[egotistical-boi-deactivated2019]

From what I remember yes it actually was

[silver-tongues-blog]

[dissxciated]

I summon the ten of swords in attack mode. You’re fucked. You’re gonna get hit with something bad and there’s no way to get around it. It’s inevitable. Deal with it.

[hecallsmebelovedx-deactivated20]

to the men that were used by a broken women i’m sorry. to the men that were faithful to a women that wounded them emotionally i’m sorry. to the men that have been sexually abused by the women they love and trusted i’m sorry. to the men that have been physically abused and mentally abused, i’m so sorry. you deserved better and you aren’t less of a man. i hope you find peace.