i spy with my little eye

Sandra. 22. From Norway.

[anthropologyofwater-deactivated]

from now on i’m only referring to people by their last name so we can have an emotionally charged moment months later when i finally use their first name 

[tesb]

In which Antoni Porowski is all of us

[a-seiji]

like who ISN't having a strange and confusing time w/ intimacy and the physical experience

[parkchanwoohoo]

FYI this blog is EXTREMELY pro-Immortal Keanu Reeves theory, so nonbelievers just get out. I have no time for your Ignorance

[capacity]

People: *showering me with compliments* Me: okay but what about that one negative comment I received June 6th 2003 ? Im trash sweetie

[markv5]

Дефицит кадров

[outerrimpilot]

“Staff shortage” (the name tag reads “trainee”).

[aaronexplainsitall]

he’s doing SUCH A GOOD JOB PROMOTE HIM MAKE HIM STORE MANAGER

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

I love being alone in my room, I love not having to be a person

[striders]

today on “weirdly specific but extremely relatable goodwill finds”

[dutchster]

why are my feet still cold when i have socks on. this can’t be legal

[misterlupin]

so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create

and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win

[proseposeur]

Okay here’s a dramatic reading of it

[misterlupin]

aRE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I’M GONNA PISS

[fall-out-pan]

EVERY FUCKING TIME

[frigbob]

Red berries ONLY

[bukbot]

I’M CAN’T BELIEBE.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

That noise of disgruntlement at the end!

[distansert]

me: I'm going to bed early tonight.

me:

me: is that the sun

[naik2seki]

ive been depressed ever since I heard Akon - Lonely at 9 years old

[distansert]

socks on Christmas

8 year old me: what the heck I said I wanted toys

me now: *crying* thank you.. thank you sweet christ my feet are always so cold.. so very very cold

[setheverman]

i can’t believe people read MY text posts in THEIR own accent… my text posts have a swedish accent can’t you tell?

[cooltrees]

me: all our teeth fall out as children and then they all grow back stronger

alien: okay, i mean…that definitely sounds fake, but….okay.

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

me: hey can you make dopamine and serotonin

my brain: