distant

my name is bobbi star. i blog what i like. if you don't like the music, turn it off, or change the song. i only live to please myself. i have never had a boyfriend. i have blue eyes, brown hair, and white skin. i love falling in reverse, paramore, eminem, taylor swift and coldplay. i want to be a writer when i grow up. i was born in florida and have lived here my whole life. my descendants are from england. i am a quarter cuban. the rest of me is a mix of french canadian, irish, and other things. if you ever need anybody to talk to, i will be here.

[cuteys]

[little-blackbook]

[kilokatt]

SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY

[kilokatt]

UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”

[kilokatt]

UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG

[thearboretic-truth]

PLEASE TELL ME YOU TWO MET AND GOT MARRIED BECAUSE THIS SHIP HAS SAILED

[xkyuketsuki]

YOU DON’T WANT THAT SHIP TO SAIL IT WILL EVENTUALLY SINK

[distantagain-blog]

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

[abusedimples]

Boys from Tumblr are like this:

[sodamnrelatable]

Girls from Tumblr are like this:

And I’m like this:

[lunartes]

Prank idea: Put on a neon green morph suit and break into a news studio. Harass the weatherman. Nobody at home will know why he’s freaking out.

[laugh-addict]

walk into the club like what up i got a big cock

[sandandglass]

[sk1nsnostalgia]

[barfola3000]

[staypozitive]

[criminalis-deactivated20140921]

[ruoloc]

[cavaliersyouth-deactivated20190]

a moment of silence for those who haven’t seen their favourite band live

[achiisi]

[grapebabies]

When someone wakes you up.

….i literally almost died.

[bella--sottomesso-deactivated20]

so cute.

[domwithpen-deactivated20140601]

DEAD

[memoriesrecollected]