blue ridge lady

[burgermaxxer]

[taintedgenome]

finally watching adventure time

[sabertoothwalrus]

I can’t get over the line delivery in these

[fjordfolk]

hmm no

[fjordfolk]

experiencing doubts

[fjordfolk]

idk guys this doesn’t seem right

[fjordfolk]

Yeah no. I dont think this is the right dog.

[fjordfolk]

better, but is it, you know, vibing

im not feeling the vibe

[fjordfolk]

perf 💖

[extravalgant]

young wizard (poor little meow meow)

[reimenaashelyee]

Maybe one day I’ll get to make a kids picture book about this babushka witch cat and her apprentice 

[utopians]

nothing like stepping outside while the seasons are changing and suddenly feeling a change in the weather that knocks you back in time by several years

[utopians]

sorry professor I'm going to have to miss class today bc when I walked outside in the morning it was cold and sunny in a very specific way and suddenly I was struck with a nostalgia for years past so vivid and potent that I had to sit down

[wizrad101]

Wizard101 Worlds in a nutshell

Arc 1:

Wizard City: Dumbledore steals earth child and makes them do everything for him and it doesn’t stop there!

Krokatopia: Sand and more sand and racism and obelisks! oh and the thing you came here for isn’t even here :)

Marleybone: Crime (SHERLOCK!!!!)

Mooshu: DEMONS and bamboo <3 (also racism) 

Dragonspyre: Angst! T4T couple reunited :) but actually they die :(

Arc 2:

Celestia: New magic!! Game changing, mostly, lookin at you moon magic

Zafaria: Zoo field trip GONE WRONG! (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Avalon: Wizard City but with hot people 

Azteca: Longer than  the Mesozoic era! get cuz dinosaurs haha anyway

Khrysalis: DYVIM!!! and bugs and Morganthe dies :( and shadow magic 

Arc 3: 

Polaris: War between France and Russia but also 😏 also HI MELLORI!!! 

Mirage: Gay cats AND OMG IS THAT SANS 

Empyrea: I hope you enjoy 60-70s references cause that’s the entire thing the whole time 

Arc 4: 

Karamel: Capitalism sucks right guys!!? (crows sale btw) 

Lemuria: KING JULIEN? SUPERHEROS? THANOS??! HELLO?

Side worlds/areas:

Aquila: we heard gays like Greek Mythology 

Grizzlehiem: Sorry you can’t talk to the not hot bear king until you do ALL HIS WORK FOR HIM because we don’t see you as worthy enough to talk to him EVEN THOUGH YOU LITERALLY HAVE DONE SO MUCH ALREADY

Wintertusk: Daddy issues and GRANDMA RAVEN HIIII

Wysteria: Goblet of Fire AU but everyone hates you even more 

 Darkmoore: Hi Malestaire (again) 

Arcanum: Wizard College 

 Catacombs: Wizard City has some serious plumbing issues I guess 

[delightful-strudel]

Im sorry now…

His what?????

[stantler]

[roadsidefool]

Good morning death school how we feelin?

[wizard1of1]

now what the fuck is this

[20220907-deactivated20220709]

going back to waterworks after refilling your potions for the sixth time

[balancedspiral]

I like to imagine that our wizard is very jangly when they move because they just have this keychain with an obnoxious amount of spiral door keys on it

[feministjunkrat]

malistaire drake stans how are we feeling 

[visenyaism]

fuck hogwarts house and mbti. what wizard101 school of magic did yall pick as kids i feel like thats more indicative of who you fundamentally are than anything else. i was an annoying lil goth kid so obviously necromancer

[wizard1of1]

wish you could see your deck on your wizard so people could do funny stitches like imagine youre about to battle someone whos basically wizard jesus and they pull out a tupperware container and start struggling to get it open