ᶜᵃᶰ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵒᵐᵖˡᵉᵗᵉ ᵐᵉˀ ap. @distcrtions - Tumblr Blog

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#ooc: mobile.#( my god i havent logged in in so long im so sorry )#( drum corps has consumed my life. )#( but hey... )#( once the season is over im gonna reboot this blog so there's that to look forward to. )#( and I'm bringing back my Khan blog )

HEY ALL. I’m going on hiatus until August! This was a long time in coming, but basically my reason is that I’m marching with a DCI Open Class drum corps this summer, so I’m not going to have a lot of time to do a ton of roleplaying. That being said, I’m going to drop all of the threads I have currently. When I come back, I will probably see who’s still around and hit y’all up to get back into it. In the meantime, as soon as I’m done writing up head canons, I’ll start queuing those up for you guys to read. I’ll probably post 1-3 of those each week starting next week. I’m still available on Discor.d and Skyp.e if mutuals want to hmu anytime. I can’t guarantee that I will get back right away because of my IRL responsibilities, but I will do my best. For mutuals that I am very comfortable with, y’all can ask me for my snapchat.t and I’ll share it with you privately.

So for the summer, I’m out. See y’all in the fall!

#☼ ʙᴇʜᴏʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇ sᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ sᴜɴ. ﹙ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ. ﹚

GUYS I GOT MY SKYPE BACK.

#☼ ʙᴇʜᴏʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇ sᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ sᴜɴ. ﹙ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ. ﹚#tbd.

gunvolt

im going to have a stroke

prideling

Instead try… Person A: You know… the thing Person B: The “thing”? Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD

artykyn

As someone with multiple bilingual friends where English is not the first language, may I present to you a list of actual incidents I have witnessed:

Forgot a word in Spanish, while speaking Spanish to me, but remembered it in English. Became weirdly quiet as they seemed to lose their entire sense of identity.

Used a literal translation of a Russian idiomatic expression while speaking English. He actually does this quite regularly, because he somehow genuinely forgets which idioms belong to which language. It usually takes a minute of everyone staring at him in confused silence before he says “….Ah….. that must be a Russian one then….”

Had to count backwards for something. Could not count backwards in English. Counted backwards in French under her breath until she got to the number she needed, and then translated it into English.

Meant to inform her (French) parents that bread in America is baked with a lot of preservatives. Her brain was still halfway in English Mode so she used the word “préservatifes.” Ended up shocking her parents with the knowledge that apparently, bread in America is full of condoms.

Defined a slang term for me……. with another slang term. In the same language. Which I do not speak.

Was talking to both me and his mother in English when his mother had to revert to Russian to ask him a question about a word. He said “I don’t know” and turned to me and asked “Is there an English equivalent for Нумизматический?” and it took him a solid minute to realize there was no way I would be able to answer that. Meanwhile his mom quietly chuckled behind his back.

Said an expression in English but with Spanish grammar, which turned “How stressful!” into “What stressing!”

Bilingual characters are great but if you’re going to use a linguistic blunder, you have to really understand what they actually blunder over. And it’s usually 10x funnier than “Ooops it’s hard to switch back.”

#☼ ɢᴀʟᴀᴄᴛɪᴄ ᴅᴀᴛᴀʙᴀsᴇ. ﹙ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇ ʀᴇғᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇ. ﹚

diluviumx:

distcrtions replied to your post:

he ded.

“NOOOO! CYRUSSSS!!!“

“… lemme love ya back to life~“

#☼ ɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ᴘᴜɴᴄʜ ɢᴏᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴀᴄᴇ﹗ ﹙ ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ. ﹚#diluviumx

scumnoise

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I scrub and scrub until my body bleeds Convince myself I am coming clean Forget and ignore who I used to be That kid is never coming back

#( this is the song )#☼ sᴏᴜɴᴅᴡᴀᴠᴇs. ﹙ ᴍᴜsɪᴄ. ﹚#( literally if Cyrus ever wrote a song )

"Hey Cy—" Says Archie before pressing a quick kiss to the other man's lips. "Ya look nice tonigh~"

He had gone out tonight. A dark suit ironed to a crisp, with a slim grey tie that made the blue of Cyrus’s eyes hard like steel, hair has been tousled out of its previously impeccable style because of the wind. The door closes behind him as Archibald’s voice slips into his awareness, followed by warm lips against his own.

Had it been anyone else, Cyrus would have pulled away immediately with a glower burning in his gaze. However, here is the one person who has earned this kind of intimacy—so a hand arises to brush his companion’s cheek as he deepens the kiss. Only after a moment’s appreciation of it did he draw away in order to shrug off the shell of his jacket. ❝ I had some business. ❞ And it would not be attended by a man who spent his days hiding in sweats and an oversized sweatshirt.

#diluviumx #☼ ʙᴇʜᴏʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪsɪɴɢ sᴜɴ. ﹙ ɪɴ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ. ﹚#☼ sʜᴀᴅᴏᴡs ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɴᴇʀ. ﹙ ᴠᴇʀsᴇ. ﹚

Ok, this may be a weird question but I'm tired and genuinely curious. You know those "Humans are cute/humans are space orcs" posts that talk about how humans bond with things easily and how earth has some crazy fauna? What does Cyrus think about those posts?

❝ The author is clearly biased. The depth a human being is greater than all of that nonsense—humans are capable of terrible things… things that make this world far more horrible than is necessary. If the author were any sort of scholar, he would at least write about both the good and bad of humanity. ❞

#lishadra #☼ ʙᴇʜᴏʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪsɪɴɢ sᴜɴ. ﹙ ɪɴ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ. ﹚#☼ ᴜɴᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇᴅ. ﹙ ᴠᴇʀsᴇ. ﹚

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but the red chain and whips excite me