MadDog(HIATUS.)

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[daddykentaro]

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Don't be rude. Say something!

Fuck off.

I said don't be fucking rude.

Fuck you say?

Just, shut up. Hi, I'm Turtle! Kyotani, or as some of you know him as 'MadDog' asked me to help him out.

I didn't ask you to do shit. You just wanted an excuse to flirt with those shitty third years.

Um, I wasn't done talking. Anyways, this account is 18+ only!! Minors are not to interact with this blog in any way.

Fuck off, minors.

Please keep in mind that I am new to this sort of thing so be patient with me. If I miss something, shoot me an ask or message and I’ll fix it.

Don't be mean to her or I'll end you.

RULES

Don't be rude. Don't be inconsiderate. Just don't be an asshole. Be respectful of me, Kyotani, and especially eachother. I don't give out warnings, I will simply block you.

This blog has NSFW + SFW content. Blacklist #collar on to filter out the NSFW asks.

Tag potentially triggering topics beforehand.

Let us know what your pronouns are and which pet names you prefer and don't prefer. Help us get to know you.

SAFE WORD: Trapezoid. Don't hesitate to use it.

PET NAMES: good girl/boy, baby girl/boy, pretty girl/boy, brat, doll, and other basic and general names are not to be used as anon sign offs. These are for everyone.

TAGS

#just turtle things - when mod is talking

#kyo talks - asks

#blog name - asks off anon

#(name/emoji) anon - asks on anon

#kyo is thirsting after (Mod Names)

#collar on - nsfw content

#kyo and turtle - turtle speaks in blue, kyotani speaks in black

#kyo.rbs - reblogs

That's it for now! Thanks for stopping by!

List of anons: Jup, 🪐,🦋,💥, (•‿•), 🌻, Shy Boy, Ino, 🍒, Peachy, 🦂,🐳,🐇, 🧁, 🍯, pudgy, 🎁, Belle,🎤, 🐺, squishy, ⚡️,💫, 💗

@managerturtle if you need anything from me or wanna see me act out 😏

[daddykentaro]

It has been brought to our attention that a minor was extremely active on this page and lying about their age while engaging in nsfw content. What part of NO MINORS is so fucking difficult to understand?!

We’re going on hiatus... no idea if or when we’ll be back because to be honest we’re really disgusted and frustrated.

~Kyo and Turtle

[bodaddybokuto-deactivated202208]

Putting this in everyone’s head tonight, daddies that I think are future DILFS

Bokuto

Probably the sweet, himbo DILF. Attracts people with his inviting smile and buff body before fucking the shit outta them bent over his kitchen counter

Maddog

The intimidating, motorcycle DILF who’s probably also super buff and tatted up. Attracts people with his mysterious allure and fucks them in a random bathroom stall

Terushima

The young, chill DILF. Attracts people with his cool and laid back personality before fucking the shit outta them on his expensive couch

Issei

The guy next door DILF. Attracts people with his friendliness and helpful attitude before fucking them on his bed like a gentleman

Iwaizumi

The handy, fixer DILF. Attracts people by fixing shit in their homes before fucking them in their cars

Oikawa

The preppy, put together DILF. Attracts people with his kind and giving actions before taking them to a nice hotel and fucking the shit outta them.

Thank you for listening to my Ted Talk, good night.

Who told you I love to fuck over my kitchen counter? 👀 are you all sharing secrets now??

OMG Nonnie I’m convinced all of these are 100% accurate! I have so many wishes right now. I have never been so thirsty in my life. Thank you for this. Also, are you taking requests? Bc I have some more I need to know about!

@daddy-yuuji @daddykentaro @daddyissei @officialhajimeiwaizumi @officialargentinaoikawa

[daddykentaro]

I’ve already got a bike or 2 in the garage, plus I love stuffing a tight hole up against a bathroom stall. Bonus points if someone comes in and you have to try to keep from screaming too loud as I pound into you from behind.😏

[ogreinthishouse]

For all the characters you have tagged, who would be into pet play and would you turn them into a donkey?

@official-lev-haiba

@daddysamu

@sunatheerintaro

@/daddymaddogofmylife @daddykentaro

They'd be inta it but I only have one donkey in my life

[daddykentaro]

You’re not turning me into a donkey, but you can come be my puppy

[bodaddybokuto-deactivated202208]

Answer the question and tag or you get pegged, Kou. Which daddy’s are the biggest simps?

I love how you threatened me with tagging like I would ever be afraid to. You know who’s inbox you’re in. and This made me think more than I feel like it should have. I almost had to make Ryder answer, but she would’ve turned it into a full blown fanfic or something. 

I think we’re all big simps but these ones radiate the most energy to me:

Oikawa seems like when he’s attached, he’s attached. You just have to get him to that point 😉 ( @officialargentinaoikawa )

Same thing for Iwaizumi ( @officialhajimeiwaizumi )

I see Kyōtani as a “mine” type of guy ( @daddykentaro )

Atsumu. He would prob deny it, but I see him almost every day. He’s a fucking simp for sure ( @atsumumiya-anon )

Daishou, he won’t admit it either, but we can all tell ( @official-daishou )

I’m on the fence about Osamu ( @daddysamu ) I see him out here taking real good care of some of you 

[daddykentaro]

What’s mine is mine, so you’re not wrong there.

[justchangemydamnname]

You know what? Here you go. They’re yours.

[daddykentaro]

Thanks my little Levy, I’ll keep them in my pocket till later. 😏

[bodaddybokuto-deactivated202208]

Answer the question and tag or you get pegged, Kou. Which daddy’s are the biggest simps?

I love how you threatened me with tagging like I would ever be afraid to. You know who’s inbox you’re in. and This made me think more than I feel like it should have. I almost had to make Ryder answer, but she would’ve turned it into a full blown fanfic or something. 

I think we’re all big simps but these ones radiate the most energy to me:

Oikawa seems like when he’s attached, he’s attached. You just have to get him to that point 😉 ( @officialargentinaoikawa )

Same thing for Iwaizumi ( @officialhajimeiwaizumi )

I see Kyōtani as a “mine” type of guy ( @daddykentaro )

Atsumu. He would prob deny it, but I see him almost every day. He’s a fucking simp for sure ( @atsumumiya-anon )

Daishou, he won’t admit it either, but we can all tell ( @official-daishou )

I’m on the fence about Osamu ( @daddysamu ) I see him out here taking real good care of some of you 

[daddykentaro]

What’s mine is mine, so you’re not wrong there.

[daddykentaro]

Answer the question and tag or you get pegged, Kyou. Which daddies do you think are secretly the biggest bottoms?

Bet.

@officialargentinaoikawa This man is a bottom through and through and I think he likes to be a pillow prince.

@atsumumiya-anon He just feels like a bottom to me. Likes to cry I bet.

@officialkunimii Too lazy to top.

@kodzukenanon He just seems it.

@official-daishou Giant bottom from what I’m told.

[officialkunimii]

this is NOT true, and this is slander I shall not accept it

he’s bratty when bottoming

Shut up!

[daddykentaro]

Nothing wrong with being a bottom. Oh so you’re brat? That tracks man. I’m just saying I think topping could be too much for you

[officialkunimii]

I-

ohh he got you good

you’re worse than I am, be quiet

will not :0

[daddykentaro]

Oh so you’re both brats? Turtle is too.

Remember when I told you to stay out of my business? I’ll have you know I have been well behaved!

Yeah that won’t last long, anyways being a bratty bottom is cool or whatever Kunimi. Live your truth man, being Daddy isn’t for everyone.

Leave Kunimi alone!

I’m just saying

[daddykentaro]

*hands circled your neck, fingers playing in the short hair on the back of your head*

*nears nose to yours and barely brushes the upper lip against yours*

What do you want to do to me, daddy?

-⚡

Hmmm Daddy is content just having you in his lap, but if you’re feeling needy you could always ride my thigh. Afterwards maybe I’ll bend you over in that pretty skirt of yours and give you my cock

[daddykentaro]

but if I act all good and nice you might not give me what i reaaaallly want -💗

Who says you’re going to get it if you act bratty either? Could be left high and dry to think about what you did, before I even come back to touch you.

[daddykentaro]

Thank you so much for chatting with me how are you doing? Hopefully you are taking care of yourself daddy.-Kai🖤

I’m doing well baby, how are you? I’m taking care of myself I promise

[daddykentaro]

Taro! Pervvvv-🐳

Hey I said whatever you want it to be, if you got pervy with it that’s on you baby.

[daddykentaro]

Aha, maybe. That depends. :) but it’s nice to see you too daddy. How have you been?

On?

I’ve been good Pup, March was a little hectic around here but it’s much better now. You?

[daddykentaro]

Well at first I was thinking you could fuck the stress out of me, but I read somewhere that cuddling helps just as much and there’s something about seeing the maddog being all cute ‘n soft that I can’t get out of my head, so...cuddles, please?

Why choose when we can do both? Cuddles can easily lead to me fucking the stress out of you. You can cockwarm me while we cuddle and then after you’re fully relaxed and ready I can fuck you into the mattress.

[daddykentaro]

Answer the question and tag or you get pegged, Kyou. Which daddies do you think are secretly the biggest bottoms?

Bet.

@officialargentinaoikawa This man is a bottom through and through and I think he likes to be a pillow prince.

@atsumumiya-anon He just feels like a bottom to me. Likes to cry I bet.

@officialkunimii Too lazy to top.

@kodzukenanon He just seems it.

@official-daishou Giant bottom from what I’m told.

[officialargentinaoikawa]

I am a pillow prince and PROUD bottom 😌 Should I tell everyone why you know this information?

[daddykentaro]

Please tell us I am dying to know! 👀

Shut up Turtle! You wouldn’t dare bottom. Nothing happened.

[daddykentaro]

Answer the question and tag or you get pegged, Kyou. Which daddies do you think are secretly the biggest bottoms?

Bet.

@officialargentinaoikawa This man is a bottom through and through and I think he likes to be a pillow prince.

@atsumumiya-anon He just feels like a bottom to me. Likes to cry I bet.

@officialkunimii Too lazy to top.

@kodzukenanon He just seems it.

@official-daishou Giant bottom from what I’m told.

[kodzukenanon]

Wtf you and Turtle know I'm not a bottom, this is bull.

[daddykentaro]

Hey she tells me to stay out of her business. To me you just radiate bottom

You should stay out of my business 100%. But you could bottom for me Kenma, you haven’t but you could 😏

[kodzukenanon]

Cece radiates bottom. I don't know where you get your ideas from man.

Shit I'm not a bottom but I am a switch. I'd bottom for you, babe. 😘

Yo fuck you Kenma. Leave me out of this.

[daddykentaro]

Maybe the bottom covered your switch up, but I mean a switch still bottoms so 🤷‍♂️

Oooo say less, come let me be Daddy 😉

You are a bottom though doll and a good one at that

[daddykentaro]

Was there a dirty tone behind that?-🐳

Maybe, maybe not. 😏

It’s whatever you want it to be

[daddykentaro]

daddy can I please ride you in one of your cars? want it so you can't do anything but think of me when you drive it - 💫

Yeah you wanna ride in one of Daddy’s cars? What about this one? Ride you around all over the place, maybe take you in the back and show you how... spacious it is.