surprise me

you faker than some sweet n low

[vibraants0ul]

[keepingupwithzayn]

Zayn Malik and Gigi Hadid at the “Manus x Machina: Fashion in an Age Of Technology” 2016 Met Gala held at the Metropolitan Museum of Art

[anothercleverjedimindtrick]

[gorillamunchies]

Thought this was bendypool cucumber real quick

[hijerking]

me……….

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

[affectionsuggestions]

please be honest with people this year, do it for them and do it for yourself

[i-was-a-naive--antifeminist]

[vivecguccibelt]

[michaelhanekemom]

night time would be so beautiful and fun if all men had a curfew

[northernsugar-deactivated201508]

Oh my god my mind runs wild thinking of all the things I’d do in the dark if there were no men out after 9.

[alicat2911]

I would wear a pretty dress and walk

[spenshi]

i would sit on a park bench by myself

[urbanrealism]

My mother deserves the world.

[lassi]

person: how are you me: *checks my mood ring* im normal & nervous

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

[lord-kitschener]

we did it, guys, we got Alabama to ban the straights

[teach-a-fish-how-to-man-deactiv]

[laughhard]

And they said college would be harder than high school…

[dremoranightmares]

i am dying to know what jerry and robby did to invoke the wrath of the professor

[chrissongzzz]

[fuks]

[fem1nerdthegreat-deactivated201]

hooray for the ladies

who are using their fame

to get shit done

(not intended to be a complete list)