I am Beyonce always.

"The worst thing about prison was the dementors- Michael Scott"-Nicole

[chiltonisaquack]

[re2make-deactivated20151029]

ok

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thank

[rihardgansey]

I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Puppy: ”See, I told you we’d both fit on here comfortably.” 🔊

[jill-question-mark]

THE TAIL WAGGING

[princesconsuela]

[oshawottprincess-deactivated201]

[fruitofthetomb]

[flandelle-deactivated20180712]

[ruinedchildhood]

[xigrif]

The Jack Daniels Hell Train just tore through walmart and ruined my shopping experience

[autogynephile-deactivated202109]

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

[pr1nceshawn]

Aliens.

[angryinkeddrunk]

STOP THIS

[dailyscranton]

[renskylo-deactivated20211212]

[juiceesaft]

Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man

[i-am-the-oracular-spectacular]

[video-hall-of-fame]

modern art

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]