[distressed-omelette-blog]

alrighty this was fun i’ll talk to you in a year or so 

[distressed-omelette-blog]

haven't been on here in a while wowza 

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

it baffles me that theres people who can just… just sit down and take out their homework and be like “time to work yes” and actually…get things done???? without a problem??? and move on?????? thats wild

[oddcrush]

boy: hurts my heart n ruins my life

me: do i still wish him a happy birthday 

[st-pam]

[kateordie]

Yeah c'mon

[thebutterflybabe]

[shimmerthighs]

even if girls did have pillow fights @ sleep overs why do ppl assume they would be cute/sexy … If we’re pillow fighting it’s going to be a straight up brawl there will b no boundaries. I will try to pillow punt you into the next dimension. I didn’t come here to make friends I came here to win

[bampajangs-deactivated20191208]

when dogs say boof instead of barkin reblog if u agree

[donkeykong64simulator1999-deact]

at the grocery

i was gonna make this a joke but im too tired someone do it for me

[rhubabby]

store

[ethioprah-blog1]

thing: *happens* me: literally dO NOT

[ameliaadriannabooks]

WANTED: A CUTE BOY WITH MESSY HAIR WHO IS TALL AND SMELLS NICE AND ENJOYS CUDDLES, WHO WILL TAKE ME TO AQUARIUMS AND POINT TO THE UGLIEST FISH THEY CAN SEE AND SAY “THAT ONE IS YOU” BUT WHO WILL ALSO TAKE ME TO PLANETARIUMS AND TELL ME THAT I AM PRETTIER THAN ALL OF THE STARS IN THE SKY.

[racisrn-deactivated20130915]

space is weird

[pemsylvania-deactivated20190105]

Did you know that if you put Saturn in water it would float? Or that we are moving through space at the rate of 530km a second? Or that the moon is drifting away from Earth? What about that the light hitting the earth right now is 30 thousand years old?

[racisrn-deactivated20130915]

thanks nasa

[thecommonchick]

[thatsthat24]

Omg you guys.

[problemactic]

me playing pokemon go

[onlytwitterpics]

[ladyfairylight]

[kwikemart]

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me: