I had a few, got drunk on you and now I’m wasted.

Hi muffins, my name is Sarah and I have no chill whatsoever 🙃 I am another casualty of Avengers: Infinity War and I am still recovering so thank the lord for Harry Styles

[tom-nippleston]

I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

[lich-of-the-golgari]

@alltheshit-althetime

[suntosirius]

THE ONLY CHRISTMAS POST I DON’T BLOCK

[fozby]

dancer is my life

[perilous-marvel]

Loki: I’m a snek.

Loki: I’m a slithery little sneaky snek.

Loki: I’m so slithery and sneaky cause I’m a snek.

[imaginexmarvel]

Imagine discovering that Loki is still alive.

[buckybeebarnes-deactivated20260]

@ loki

@ bucky

[genderfluid-loki]

Aah i hope you dont mind me asking, but i thought loki was canon pan? i mean, thats awesome if they’re bi! i was just wondering if there’s anything that officially states which they are?

Loki’s been called both bi and pan, actually, by different sources. there’s a lot of overlap between bi and pan so i don’t really care which one people use as long as they don’t pretend either or is valid but here’s some official stuff callin em both: 

Tom Hiddleston has called Loki bi (and genderfluid. bls marvel. bls). 

[imagined-loki-quotes]

Loki: You lied to me about my birth, my heritage

Thor: You lied about me having a sister.

Hela: You lied to your family and kingdom about your own first born and preached about peace which you yourself never followed

Odin: I’m not going to stand here and listen to you accusing me of things I clearly did!

[hesaidabadlanguageword]

[really-bad-pauses]

When the bus starts moving before u sit down

[verycorrectavengersquotes]

Some idiot: Hey, Loki, I wonder how you threatened Mantis into being your friend!

Some other idiot: Yeah, you don’t deserve friends anyway!

Loki: *glares at them but continues on with their own business*

Loki: Mantis, is something wrong? You have been awfully quiet.

Mantis: Of course I’ve been quiet. No one should plan murder out loud.

Loki: What?

Mantis: What?

[violetoak]

Matthew, get off the phone, it’s time to take a picture!

[thedailystyles]

7/14/18 (via emmawilkerson__)

[amaranthinedraco]

Ron: “All she wants to do is snog me.”

Harry: “Yeah.”

Also Harry: *thinking* yoU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT I HAVE BEEN RIDING IN THIS TRAIN FOR 6 YEARS AND I DIDN’T KNOW THAT THIS THING CAME DOWN

[writhenwud-deactivated20160930]

‘childhood is when you idolize Batman adulthood is when you realize that the Joker makes more sense’ - this is the most Reddit thing I’ve read all day.

[w3rewolf-th3rewolf]

#I thought adulthood was feeling bad for all the stupid bullshit commissioner gordon had to put up with  (geologicadept)

[nuttyrabbit]

Childhood is idolizing Batman, adolescence is thinking the Joker is right, adulthood is realizing that Gordon absolutely doesn’t get paid enough for this shit

[sphessmahreen]

The joker is never right. Ever. He’s a psychopath that kills people lmao dafuq.

[mariasgf]

You wanna name all of them right now? Okay we’ll name this half Marlin Jr. and this half Coral Jr. Okay we’re done! I like Nemo. Nemo? Okay we’ll name one Nemo but I would most of them to be Marlin Jr.

Finding Nemo (2003) Dir. Andrew Stanton DP Sharon Calahan, Jeremy Lasky

[guava-jarritos]

In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will

[whitepeopletwitter]

Well you can’t break a pinky promise

[neverthere12345]

[dankar-camoran]

[weepingbouquettyphoon]

LOL