Do you hear my distress, is there someone?

【❮ so you didnt reply to me on skype this whole time just to pHOTO SHOP THAT FACE ON KANDA ❯】

[When you like to take your time so the icon is just right ]

【❮did you… just photoshop fake sunglasses on…. …………❯】

[ Bitch I might; with six hundred ninety five icons I have something for every occasion ]

【❮ Niquo’s new mun face claim ??? ❯】

[ Too bad your face claim will never be as hot as mine. ]

✦➤ No way! Was he really going to eat in front of him? What a little prick. Food was his weakness. Those taunting words were a challenge. But if he nodded his head then the other would probably once again tease him by asking to blink his eyes. And no way was he going to do that. No way was he going to keep embarrassing himself like this. ❝….” His stomach on the other hand didn’t want to agree. A loud grumbling nose made its call for the food, causing Pit to blush in humiliation and turn his body away from his captor.

#aperioxfos #;the princess heist #;the dark angel #dark to light can to trash

☀ Pittoo snickered loudly, “At least your stomach is honest!” he snorted out, highly amused by the reaction. He smirked, holding up a piece of the juicy meat. “It’s pretty fresh too, darling, you sure you don’t want me to help you out of that pretty little gag?” ☀

☀ The cowboy dangled the food teasingly in front of her, “Maybe you’re one of those exotic no meat kind of ladies?” Didn’t matter to him, he just shoved the tasty morsel into his mouth. If she was going to be stubborn then they were in for a really long night.☀

☀ Pittoo rolled his eyes, like hell he would waste his time making something so dumb. “Tch, Of course I can, i’m not some idiot.” He mostly lied, lifting his foot up to kick Pit’s ass, knocking the angel forward into the ruins of the pillow fort. “I just don’t want to waste my time with something so dumb.”☀

#let-fireandwater-collide #[tumblr is still being weird with replies]

honoxtokage

starter for @reflectionofthehero

🔥 Charizard was currently grumbling about a detention he received for homework he didn’t even get set because he wasn’t at the class. He got so distracted by his own thoughts, that Charizard wasn’t concentrating on where he was going. Causing him to smash into the person who was turning the corner. 🔥

“owww.”

#honoxtokage #verse;royalnintendo

☀ “Hey watch where your going!” The dark angel sneered, ready to fight. Honestly, the halls weren’t that small, why did people keep insisting on touching him? “Why is this school filled with idiots who can’t even walk?” He angrily asked the other ☀

metroidinfusion-deactivated2017

Was this guy even real?? “You are the most extreme lightweight I have ever met.” How did he even exist? Samus couldn’t help but stare at him in pure confusion. One sip got him wasted? She’s heard of one drink but one sip is ridiculous.

Also wow he was apparently older than Old Bird. Which made this whole scenario even weirder in her head considering Samus, who was still really young, could hold a drink far better than him.

“Yes, I’m 28. Like a normal person.” Shut up Samus you’re supposed to live to 200.

#metroidinfusion #[LISTEN FOR HIS PRIDE IT WAS A PRETTY BIG MOUTHFUL]

▼ Shadders angrily squinted and was pointing an accusing finger towards her. “I’ll whave you know that I ahm prwetty heavy for a shadow” He sniffed the can again, taking another large sip. He repeated his mistake, and the sour face, puckering at the teacher. “Why dis taste like shwit?”▼

▼”only 28? that’s snot bad. Did ya know that the Hero swaved the whole hyrule at like tiny baby age? He’d whas even still wetting the bed, that tiny squirt.” Great, now he was drunk lecturing. ▼

REPOST, DON’T REBLOG feel free to place in the verse tag, OR ‘#royal nintendo memes’

TAGGED BY: @konchuuiisms @shatteredbow

STUDENT NAME: Pittoo AGE: 16 GENDER: Male PREFERRED PRONOUNS: He/Him SEXUALITY: Demi-Sexual BIRTHDAY: idfk September 27

PREFERRED UNIFORM STYLE: He is used to wearing military issues uniforms so wearing the academy's is no different (except for the fact they do not have pre-made wing holes) He wears the slacks, button up, and a sweater vest with a tie however the back of them have crudely made holes in order for his wings to be able to peek out. He is a terrible seamstress

FAVOURITE CLASS: English and anything combat related FAVOURITE TEACHER: He really respects @xaoc-iv and loves to harass @metroidinfusion FAVOURITE SPORT/CLUB: Archery and fencing

FRIENDS: He doesn’t need nor want friends, however @konchuuiisms seems to have taken a liking to him. and he isn’t too bothered by her CRUSH: He hasn’t realized yet that he totally thinks @aperioxfos is pretty cute SENPAI: Doesn’t have one yet

FIVE FUN FACTS:

Pittoo’s wings have gotten used to the extreme dry heat down in the underworld. They can withhold moisture extremely well, meaning that he has to wash them clean using ash or dust. If they get wet then mold can actually grow on them and of course he is unable to fly until they dry completely off. Think like a chinchillas fur

When he fences he wears a low cut blouse backwards so his wings are comfortable and free.

He hates things with more than six limbs, he finds them creepy and unnatural.

He really loves reading old classical books such as Shakespeare and edgar allan poe. Hamlet is his favorite

He doesn’t like doing more than he needs to, so he only ever does the minimal amount of work in his classes. He lacks motivation or hard work.

TAGGING: I’m not sure who hasn’t done it yet, so that’s who imma tag.

#royal nintendo memes #verse;royalnintendo #;headcanons

@aperioxfos liked for a starter (Royal Nintendo Academy)

☀ Whoever that boy was he was incredibly dull. There wasn’t anything particularly interesting about the boy, especially combat wise. Pittoo doubted that he ever even be a threat, but for some reason he couldn’t take his eyes off from him. It was infuriating, to be overly curious like this. Invested. He hadn’t even know him for more than a day, let alone actually talk to him. There was just something captivating about those white wings and deep blue eyes.☀

☀ How he would love to fight against those eyes on the battlefield. To watch them fill with fear. ☀

☀ A soft sigh escaped his lips, his first few days at this academy had proven there was a number of other candidates he be better off watching rather than some idiot who was probably wondering a little too close to that ledge. It wasn’t like it was particularly dangerous, provided that there was water at the bottom. Plus, the kid had wings, so he should be fine. right?☀

☀ Wither it was on purpose or an accident, Pittoo watched as the boy plummet to the water below. He should be fine, he would swoop up any minute now. . . any minute. . .☀

☀Pittoo hurried to the ledge and looked over, trained eyes quickly locating the struggling boy. Did this kid not even know how to swim? The idiot. He followed after, leaping from the edge. his body was moving by it’s own not even having time to process the consequences of his actions.☀

☀The boy went under the water’s surface and Pittoo dived in after, grabbing him and pulling him back up. He swiftly brought them both to the safety of a shore and went to checked the other’s breath. This was something he had done once before, expect it was with lava. . .not water. . . same concept tho right? He pinched the student’s nose and breathed in, harshly, trying to give the boy breath. ☀

#aperioxfos #verse;royalnintendo #[maybe one day i'll finish this]#[lol that tag is like many weeks old]#[least it came true]

[ working on drafts tonight, if i owe you a starter or we were plotting please remind me; i’ll be working on those tomorrow. ]

#metroidinfusion #verse;royalnintendo #[tumblr is still being weird with this reply]

▼ Shadder’s face twisted in disgusted from the bitter taste of the beer. “This is fucking butt water.” He cringed once more, sticking his tongue out in hopes to air his mouth out of the foul taste.▼

▼ His chest felt oddly warm, almost tingling. “Er, uh.” He held up a hand and squinted, as if he was asked to perform some tough math equation. “At leasht a fewh millennials?.” He was slurring, this shit must be potent. “Er, you’rhe like undher a hundred, right?”▼

shatteredbow-blog

@reflectionofthehero needs to help with target practice

“-so, how much would I have to pay you to put this on your head?” In one hand, Link held an easily recognizable red fruit, and in the other, a bow. His intentions were quite clear, a grin tugging at the corners of his lip - whether he was being serious or joking was difficult to tell, though with a track record like Link’s, the former wouldn’t have been surprising.

“Promise I can hit it in the first shot.”

#shatteredbow #verse;royalnintendo #[this was a good idea for a starter]

☀ Pittoo raised a curious brow to the student that had approached him, and then to the fruit. Did this guy take him for some idiot? “Hm? I won’t make you pay much, just let me take a shot too.” Pittoo took the apple and brought it to his mouth, taking a large bite out of it. ☀

☀ “But, why don’t we make this a little bit more of a challenging target, if you still think you can make it in one shot?” ☀

lord-ganon

Ganon sits down and eyes those gathering around, but instead of sitting idly the young king pulls a stack of cards from his satchel and sets them down, then looking back up, wondering if anyone dares ask him to tell them what fate holds for them.

#lord-ganon #[heck yeah this sounds cool]

▼ The curious shadow tilted it’s head, looking down to the stranger card’s. Could some flimsy paper really foretell something like ‘fate?’ “Things like fate and destiny are cruel mistresses.” He dryly commented, however taking a seat across from the man. “Pry tell, what do the goddess have in store for me this time?” ▼

berrymon

if pit got a boner would pittoo get a boner as well seeing that they;re two sides of the same coin??