Mind Junk Yard

Just somewhere to dump all my effed up mind clutter

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Bouta take a laxative for the first time. See y’all on the other side 🫡

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Sometimes to feel better I get High and Grieve

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I feel like Walter White just chewed me up and spit me back out… but like… in a nice way :,)

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lol anyone else forget how good masturbating makes you feel?? Just me?? Okay ;)

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I love reading because it romanticizes life <3

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My boyfriend says that I have a crush on this guy I’ve been friends with since middle school, I’m pretty sure I had a crush on him like 8th grade/ freshman year, but that has since blossomed into a nice and healthy friendship... how do I convince my boyfriend that I don’t like this guy like that anymore?

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Haha my boyfriend is asking what my guilty pleasure is 🥴how do I tell him that I am obsessed with AO3 fanfics of klance and I have read probably every single one on that god foresaken website?

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Alas. I am, once again, combing through tumblr to find the creme of the crop, top tier, fan fics that I can consume in order to fill the gaping void inside me.

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Haha might ✊🤪👊 fuck around n ruin my life

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Can someone PLEASE explain to me why I CANT turn an abandoned Chuck E. Cheese into a five nights at freddy’s attraction?¿?¿?

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I would like to legally stop existing now, thank you :)

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Anyone else wanna clap those Alien cheeks with me?

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If I could legally break every bone in my body,

I would.

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Homocestubation:

(Verb) The process of making a clone of yourself and proceeding to f*ck it.

- a combination of the words ‘homosexual,’ ‘mastubation,’ and ‘incest’.