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18+ only/no minors🌻Yo whattup I'm a systemfluid pansexual white SW with a passion for memes and social justice🌻 🌻message me if I don't tag a trigger and you need it tagged, I will tag any trigger I can, even diet pepsi or beaches🌻 🌻Intersectional feminist🌻 🌻Pro self-dx, pro self-rx, pro gender-abolishment, pro-choice, pro endogenic systems🌻 🌻DID with low amnesia, a big blob of Cluster B symptoms including NPD and ASPD traits, professionally dxed with autism, C-PTSD, BPD, psychosis🌻

[theocseason4]

Screaming .. what

[albertserra]

This person thinking a $200-300 bag means you’re the 1%

[cundtcake]

[timmisny]

yeah

[repost-this-image]

I'm sitting here boggling at the idea of spending more than $30 on a purse, when i could put that money towards so many other things.

[thats-what-sidhe-said]

$300 is pricey for a bag, but I’ve spent more than that on video games, so it’s hard for me to be judgey about it. They’re good sized bags, with a simple design that you could wear with a ton of stuff and won’t go out of style quickly. If they’re really good quality, they could outlast a number of my cheapo bags, since I go through a few of those a year (when I left the house). You would definitely have to have the money up front, though. (Hello, Boots Theory of Socioeconomic Unfairness.) The designer is Liberian-American, though, so you’d be supporting a Black-owned business.

But I haven’t seen any mention of this brand before, memes or no, so why has this suddenly shown up on Tumblr? Especially since it’s pretty low priced compared to a lot of designer names. Let me google! 

Ah. AOC bought a somewhat pricey, but practical, designer name bag, supporting a Black immigrant both directly and by providing publicity for his business. Suddenly, a post appears on Tumblr encouraging socialist and communist-leaning people to hate people carrying this particular designer name bag. 

She’s up for reelection in two months.

This is what propaganda looks like.

[ampervadasz]

[a-wild-andrew-appeared]

[papa-abel-deactivated20250303]

[kedreeva]

In college, the first day of my second semester of freshman year, I grabbed a bus to downtown for my first class of the day (it was biology, I have a flashbulb memory of this time), and it was snowing and icy and about halfway there, the bus driver yelled HANG ON and we just started coasting along the ice as he tried to stop us, or to stop us from hitting the cars in front of us that were sliding all over. No luck! He (actually fairly gently) hit the car in front of us, which twisted the bus, sending it toward the ditch on the side of the road. One of the girls two rows back from me, who was holding a video camera she was using for a project and filming this whole thing by accident, yelled “GET UP we’re going into the ditch!” (this was all happening in like… weird slow motion because we really were not going very fast we just…. weren’t able to stop going not that fast) so everyone got up and when the bus hit the ditch sideways and tipped, we were able to all climb/stumble on the seats and windows to not get hurt.

We sat in that bus for almost an hour while they tried to get us help, but every bus that attempted to stop for us just…… went slowly sliding by, just like this bus. Like a comically slow miss. They finally got someone out that was able to do something to the road that allowed a bus to creeeeeep up to us and pick us up to take us to class (which we got to just at the end of, for the last 5 minutes, and had to explain “we were in a bus crash, but like, a really slow one and we’re fine, i swear we are not making this up”). And then we had to turn around and ride a different bus back, and you could tell. Even though I’m pretty face blind, I could tell who had been on that first buss because every time the driver applied the brakes even a little, they would flinch and grab the poles.

The people inside the bus in this video clip, I guarantee you are stuck in a small quantum anomaly of time where everything is going the right speed but in slow motion at the same time.

[whatsnew-lgbtq]

Polyamorous relationships are good

[whatsnew-lgbtq]

God im so tired of reading in tags on post about polyamorous relationships saying 'if they are consensual and healthy,' like any of your monogamous relationships are.

I sit down and read about how yall cheat in your monogamous relationships, burn each other's stuff, insult your significant other and degrade them as less for things that they cannot control and for one second i write a fucking positivity post about polyamorous relationships yall jump the ship and assume that they are unhealthy next time you think about speaking or writing something check to make sure if your monogamous relationships are healthy because to me it looks like the arent.

[whatsnew-lgbtq]

Reblog this version.

[virgil-in-the-bathroom-deactiva]

Get em, bitch

[lagonegirl]

i’m speechless

This is how the system of white supremacy  operates. The media is used 2 create stereotypes like blk on blk crime.They need black men to fill jail cells for the Prison Indstrial complex

You know what? I’m tired of this. I do not know what exactly they are waiting for. I mean our government comes up with “reasons” to invade other countries, such as Syria, like their government is allegedly violating human rights or something like that. but… I mean for other countries, they do not even have to go deep to bomb the fuck out of this place, they can just look at our media. And this has been happening to people of color since the media has existed.

I’ll never forget this 👇🏾

[avd-justin-deactivated20180723]

Did a research project on this in undergrad and the results are extremely alarming because it’s not just in imagery, it’s in language used even in the law making process and within our own communities in a completely different way than expected.

[leedleneedle]

Yuuuup talk about this in our media culture and society class where the exact same Katrina sample was used. White supremacy runs far too wide and too deep to be denied that it exists

[catchymemes]

[a-cat-in-a-funky-hat]

I work in a kitchen. We are always told to not just stand around, that’s rule number one. Even if something’s on the stove, usually you can do something else while you wait for it.

EXCEPT

If it’s milk. “You stand right there and watch over it, do NOT leave.”

What’s even better is if you’re forced to leave because you need something from the fridge or something. So you dash into the back and get it and if someone wants to ask you something you just go “MILK! ON THE STOVE!” and everyone jumps out of your way and goes “oh shit, run!!!”

It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever encountered at work

[justlookatthosesausages]

In French we literally have an old saying, “I have milk on the fire” to say “I’m very busy at the moment” 

[glumshoe]

Me: “Here are some free masks if you didn’t bring your own.”

Father: “We can’t, we have medical issues.”

Son: “What? No we don’t.”

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

Hey so fun fact, the ADA does not protect your right to go inside a business/building without a mask during a pandemic. If you’re disabled and unable to wear a mask, the business or organization must do their best to provide an equivalent service - say curbside pickup of groceries or a food order, or providing the same information on paper for a nature center. They do not have to let you inside.

As a disabled person who educates on the ADA, this abuse of disability law by abled people who clearly don’t give a flying fuck about disabled people and our civil rights infuriates me. If your center requires a mask and they won’t (or can’t) wear one, kick them out.

[hotvampireadjacent]

JG WENTWORTHH?

[dnald]

[dnald]

[stimmytyler-deactivated20200301]

sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it

[knifefightscene]

@ cinema employees if any marvel stan is rude to you in the next few days just tell them who dies

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

capitalism stop iiiiittttt. like for real stop

[lesbians-harold-deactivated2019]

what if 😳 i tucked a loose strand of your hair💇behind your ear 😳 in the middle of a conversation 😱 (and we were both girls 😥)

[prokopetz]

“Generically medieval”, by which we mean our peerage is French, our castles are German, our weapons are Italian, and everybody speaks English.

[the-venereal-bede-deactivated20]

you can have religion in one of 2 flavors: “woo hoo aesthetic garnish” and “Sinister State Control in Bad Allegory for Problems in Modern Christianity”

[prokopetz]

Also, the latter is aesthetically French Catholic, theologically German Protestant, and has the institutional structure of the Church of Scientology.

[recentgooglesearches]

treating sword injury

[recentgooglesearches]

how to juggle swords that are on fire

[guiildenstern]

unhappy reminder that amphibians are going through a pandemic right now and anything you can do to support conservation efforts would be greatly appreciated by literally everyone in the world

[guiildenstern]

and for those of you who don’t click links here’s a summary of the scale of the issue as of march 28 2019:

basically a pathogen is affecting and killing off amphibians at an alarming rate globally

it’s been spread through trade of frog meat and pets primarily

its already done more damage to biodiversity than cats and rats

the pathogen can affect at least 695 species to varying degrees

90 species either confirmed extinction or assumed extinct in the wild

124 species undergoing a decline of over 90%

501 species in decline which means about 1 in 16 of every species known to science is affected

it has “has damaged global biodiversity more than any other disease ever recorded.” which is fucking terrifying

efforts to curve the effects include urging governments to crack down on the trade of amphibians, protecting their natural habitats, combatting invasive species, and supporting breeding programs

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

Wanted to leave this here because thats the name of the director and is not her first film 😌

[just-shower-thoughts]

It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

[water-based-introspection]

If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water

(This also partially applies to whales)

[actuallyjuststealingmemes]

They were what now?

[oppa-homeless-style]

[island-delver-go]

[thedevilsofficialblog]

Mother Nature, come out here I just want to talk

[defydamage]

[columbojumpscare]

Whales are actually Ungulates, more so hippos, entelodons, etc…

Meaning they were somewhat related to big celebrities such as Daedon (the “hell pig”) and Andrewsarchus.

The appearence of the first ancestors of whales probably looked like a small hoofed thing called Indohyus.

(Illustration by julio lacerda)

(illustration by Tiffany Turill)

Basically they went from tiny hoofed herbivore to bigger hoofed carnivore to crocodile-like thing to seal-like things to big sea predators.

[bogleech]

It’s important to mention that we now know dolphins will probably never need to develop true water breathing, because the fact that they breathe air from the surface is actually an ADVANTAGE for them. They get more oxygen at once than an animal with gills and it permits a much higher, more energized activity level for longer periods of time. They are murderous monsters empowered by their access to the forbidden air