ditto

she/her • 23 • 18+ mdni • LADS account

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I know a lot of people like to ignore the potential 6th LI but unfortunately he is constantly on my mind so I made a bingo card of predictions I have for him. Please please please PLEASE tag me if you make one of your own. I'll leave the blank grid I used in case you're feeling inspired!

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See, if we're getting a 6th LI, I need him to be a genuine loser. Like a real doofus. A pathetic little blob of a man. While the other 5 all have loser traits at times, it's not enough. I'm talking yoosung levels of loserness. I want him awkward and utterly bitchless dawg. I wanna take him in a fight and destroy him.

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LMFASOFOGOHO PLS I THOUGHT IT WAS AI UNTIL I CHECKED THE OFFICIAL ACCOUNT

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it's 10 pm why is sylus suggesting i consume BAKED ESCARGOT at this hour???

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Offputting Nicknames for the LADS Guys (Part 2)

Alternatively titled "What I'd Probably Call Them Drunk"

Xavier

Peepaw

E.T

Lazy Xavie

Glow Worm

Lava Lamp

Lite Brite

Zayne

Krispy Kreme

Frozone

Dr. Awesomesauce

Donald Baker (dawnbreaker)

Iced Tea *smacks lips*

My plug with the good shit🤙 (he follows up by frantically explaining that he's an actual doctor)

Rafayel

Falafel

Picasso

Raflcopter

Nemo

Bubble Butt

Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum

Sylus

Lizard Man

Nanny Mcphee

Booktok

Bad Dragon

Bigfoot

Team Edward

Caleb

Slayleb

Wingstop

Fire Cracker

Sky Daddy

Calebtron 4000

Robo-Wiener

This was rotting in my drafts for a while, hope u enjoyyyyyuh!!1!!

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Hey, I wanted to say your bingo about the 6th li is really cool, do you mind if I asked what exactly do you imagine when you say broken evol? Like out of control, sealed or something else..? And what about the 'new growth'? Cheers!

Frothing at the mouth over being asked about the entirely fictional 6th love interest in my head why yes I would be HAPPY to share my delusional ramblings about this man. He's the brainchild/hypothesis-baby between @littleappleorchard and I, so she also has some ideas about him if you're curious! (Let's call him Lewis to make things easier)

Regarding his evol, I think it would be interesting if he (with his mad-scientist tendencies) routinely conducted experiments on himself in an attempt to either gain more power or even find a way to turn regular humans into evolvers. Either way, he does it due to some kind of warped motive because I LOVE mad scientists "it's for the greater good" playing-god types. I think as a result, it could go either way from what you mentioned. I want to be careful not to step on Zayne's toes when discussing messy evol, so I think having Lewis's evol end up sealed could be an interesting way to go (again, have to be careful as to not take Sylus's quirk as well.) I think when mc manages to help unlock Lewis's evol through some sort of resonance ritual or something, his evol might actually harm her. As in, he would be quite weak prior to resonating, but he would be borderline op for short bursts after resonating at the cost of mc's health. Like in battle, after resonating, mc's health bar decreases by a third. What his actual evol type is, I'm not quite sure. I thought they were all elemental, but Sylus confuses me so it could be anything. Electricity could be interesting, though (in a Frankenstein kind of way.)

In regards to "new growth", I want the motifs to surround resilience potentially. The images coming to mind are 1) a potted plant that has fallen over, it's pot completely shattered, yet the flower has taken root in the earth's soil instead, 2) a decaying tree stump with a singular sapling shooting out of it, feeding off of the rot, and 3) the plant from Wall-E. "New growth" as in Lewis thought his fate was sealed before mc, that (going off of the first mental image I had) mc is the one who smashed his potted plant with a hammer to help him take root in the real world, with friends, love, community, and freedom. Lewis is completely new to anything outside of his very small world in the lab at Ever- he's been yearning for something greater in his life, which is how he's ended up committing crimes against nature in an effort to do "great things", all of which he has paid devastating prices for. Mc shows him that "great things" can be found in everyday, ordinary activities and people- while he might not be a Lemurian, he's definitely a fish out of water with her.

Any other questions about my theories and ideas are welcomed and HEAVILY encouraged because I love my nonexistent fella. 🌱

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I know a lot of people like to ignore the potential 6th LI but unfortunately he is constantly on my mind so I made a bingo card of predictions I have for him. Please please please PLEASE tag me if you make one of your own. I'll leave the blank grid I used in case you're feeling inspired!

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Love and Deepspace - Ditto's Banner Ideas (pt 1)

Chopping wood

Allergic reactions (his or yours)

Hotdog eating contest

Fighting in a grocery store

Changing a tire

Cowboys cowboys cowboys

The waiter gets his order wrong

Construction worker

He cries

Host club

Mpreg

Shirtless car wash

He bails you out of jail

Personal fitness trainer

Firefighters

1980s John Hughes vibes

They are widowed fathers

They become self aware

More to come probably teehee

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I think Xavier would make a great yoga instructor.

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Rafayel, Xavier, and Caleb all shop at Trader Joe's.

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sobbing over baby mc being told she was a mistake and should've never been born IN WJAT WAY IS THIS A GOONER GAME???? I HAVE YET TO GOON.

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Just finished Caleb's colonel myth. Ruined my day.

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"The Xavinator" took me OUT 😹

first ask ever just had to gloat a little bit teehee😋 *does the griddy*

I recommend saying it in Doofenshmirtz's voice for premium effect.

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Offputting Nicknames for the LADS Guys (alternative title- what I'd probably call them if I was drunk)

Xavier

The Xavinator

Xaviebaby

Edison

Glowstick

69 Watts

Horny Grandpa

Zayne

The Zaynester

The Z Man

Plain Zayne

The Ice Queen *snaps*

Froyo

Ice Ice Baby

Rafayel

Ellie Belly

Raffle Ticket

Walking El

Fish Balls

Les Poissons (Les Poissons HEE HEE HEE HON HON HON 🇲🇫🥖🦞)

Old Rafayeller

Sylus

The Big Bad

The Godfather (said in the specific cadence Issa Rae used in the barbie movie)

Whylus

Goodbylus

Bill Nylus

Miley Sylus

Caleb

Lebron

Isaac Newton

Boeing

Colonel Sanders

The best big brother ever! (and then making out with him as onlookers watch in horror)

Club Lebby Lu

Red Lebster

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Brat tamer Zayne this, brat tamer Zayne that...have we ever considered that he might just be a little guy? A cutie patootie, if you will? My cupcake princess baby?

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Young Caleb showing off a super cool trick to his friends where he can eat a whole apple in one go. Didn't go as planned.

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I know logically Caleb's mascot is an apple because of isaac newton and gravity and all that jazz but I keep imagining stupid things he's done that are apple related that could've earned him the title of "apple boy." Chugging an entire bottle of apple cider vinegar on a dare is just one of them.