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ON HIATUS Indie Honey from Space ☆ Dandy Selective + Mature | OC Friendly | Mun is 21+

[alienhxntress]

[OOC]:

Hi fellas, I live.

Gonna keep this short but I’m no longer gonna be writing here on tumblr. HOWEVER, I did make myself two RP twitter accounts that I’ll list below if you wanted to still write with me!

Being here has been fun, and I’ve appreciated the love for my OC, but tumblr is draining and I needed a fresh scene to get back into the groove. Hopefully I’ll see some of your lovely faces over there, and if not I’ve really enjoyed the interactions I’ve had here!

Eva Account || Honey Account

[alienhxntress]

Independent Female OC || Selective + Mature || Multifandom

Mun & Muse are 18+ || NSFW themes will be present

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[ditzycloudian-a]

[OOC]:

What’s up y’all I’m not dead despite straight up vanishing for almost three months.

I’ll be honest, for the first two months I kind of.....forgot about this blog. Had a lot going on and I’ve been really focusing on my editing ever since I opened up a Patreon back in January (so much to do between running that and my edit blog still). 

But this past month I’ve been inactive more out of necessity since my laptop is falling apart and I gotta replace it as soon as possible. My roommate has another laptop that I primarily use now, but unfortunately all of my RP icons are on my main one so even though I do really want to be here, I have been limiting the use of my laptop to only when necessary.

this laptop doesn’t have enough space for me to transfer stuff over RIP

I just wanted to post this as a small update since I did just disappear for almost three months, and I hope all of you are doing well! Even though I haven’t been here at all, I’ve been slowly cracking away at a new RP blog (icon work is taking me forever with my busted laptop though) so I’m hoping to be back once I can get things fixed.

But yeah until then this blog is on hiatus! AGAIN.

[ditzycloudian-a]

He's got his groove on in the way he makes his way over to the waitress. Upon getting close enough, Dandy holds his distance whilst dragging his hand past his hair; " --- Hey Honey , wanna hear about the time I ... won the national championship in mud wrestling? It was a real dirty job. "

     “Mud wrestling? Didn’t you just tell me last week that you won a surfing championship? Or was it racing…..”

     Her words were less of an actual jab at the alien hunter and more just a tease, a sweet smile tugging at her lips as she sat herself down on the nearest table and swung one leg over the other. The mention of wrestling had definitely piqued her interest, even though she wasn’t too fond of the particular version he had somehow won a championship for.

     “But tell me! I wanna hear about how you won~!!”

     Honestly, she was more curious as to why he would do it over how he won. Wouldn’t mud ruin his oh-so perfect hairstyle, something he surely spent more time sculpting more than his sometimes overbearing ego?

[snake-oil-memes]

Send me a symbol to tell me why we aren’t roleplaying!

     ❖ — You don’t post enough prompts/memes and I want to send one in!      ◆ — I don’t feel like plotting and I want something casual/easy!      ● — I’m really busy/have too many threads already!      ✦ — I’m shy and/or horrible at approaching people!      ✸ — I’m nervous/scared/intimidated by you!      ✽ — You roleplay with duplicates and I feel like you don’t need/want another!      ✖︎ — You seem busy/have too many threads and I don’t want to add to it!      ❤︎ — I love following/reading your threads, but I can’t roleplay right now!      ❦ — [ Custom message! ]

Then, send a symbol for what you want to do about it!

    ⭐︎ — I would like you to send in a prompt/meme!      ○ — I would like to send in a prompt/meme!     ✧ — I would like you to send me an IM so we can talk!     ◇ — I would like to send you an IM so we can talk!     ❀ — I would like you to write me a starter, no plotting required!     ☞ — I would like to write you a starter, no plotting required!     ❄︎ — [ Custom message! ]

[ditzycloudian-a]

pyoniumyankee:

    [★] “ Oh, is that so? Then I see that you and I have a serious identity crisis on our hands… cause there’s nobody higher up in my eyes than you! Whenever I look at you, I’m struck by your vibrancy painted with the most fluorescent colors – graced on a pallet which makes the galaxy itself shed its starry tears! You leave me floating so high, I’m practically on Cloudian 9, baby! I’d have to tear open the heavens to get any more higher than you! But if you’re not who I’m supposed to speak with, then I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me. Honest mistake…”

      Shameless flirting or an attempt to butter her up for that job position – who knows?

    Blessing the waitress with, yet, another one of his long-winded soliloquies, Dandy had then plopped himself down at his usual booth. Briefly pausing for a moment, in order to effectively allow his words to sink in. After a few seconds of silence had emanated between the two, the hunter released a pleasured sigh, before wandering eyes began to look the blond up and down.

     “ So, I was thinking. Since we might be working together soon, maybe you could teach me that dance routine of yours? Nothing wrong with getting a headstart, right? “

     Had it been any other day, or any other situation, his words would've moved her. A flush surely would've risen to her cheeks at everything he said, but unfortunately for him today was not the day for it. She was getting frustrated at this point; did he not realize that she wasn't in charge? That she was JUST a waitress and wasn't anyone to be asked for about jobs? There were managers and her boss for a reason, but clearly he didn't understand what she had meant by 'higher ups'.

     Honey always tried to give him more credit, but to have him still here asking for a job alongside her at an obviously FEMALE-ONLY restaurant was making her wonder if he really was just a bit stupid.....

     She was still giving him more credit than he needed.

     "Dandy, we're not going to be working together. If you really wanted this job you'd have to talk to my boss, but honestly? Nobody is gonna hire you to work here."

     A sigh passed her lips as she rubbed her forehead, grateful that he had managed to come in during a slow part of the evening so she didn't have to stress out about running around on TOP of dealing with his ridiculous questions.

     "Listen, it's late and I'm off soon so.....if you're not going to order something, you need to leave."

[ditzycloudian-a]

    Do you like big, busty waitresses? Feisty blondes who can suplex men (and apes) three times her size? How about strong female characters who are much smarter than they might appear? If so, you should check out ditzycloudian!

    A canon RP blog for Honey/Lady Nobra from Space☆Dandy, written with love by Eva. This blog takes the scraps of Honey’s canon portrayal and adds it’s own personal flair to her to bring that volumptuous blonde that you all know and love more to life!

    Personal blogs please do NOT interact!

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[ditzycloudian-a]

May I Take Your Order?

  Independent + Selective Honey from Space Dandy: Written by Eva

Crossover & AU Friendly! || Short Para & Para Replies || Mun & Muse are 18+

  Currently SFW, but any future NSFW posts will be tagged appropriately!

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[memeshoard]

Is there a plot you’d like to see me write with my muse(s)?

Mutuals, followers, anons… it is your time to send in ALL PLOT SUGGESTIONS for the mun to either decline, accept, or even add to their wishlist.  This is also a perfect time to ask the mun if they’d be interested in a plot with your muse, too, that you’d been wanting to bring up.  Suggest verses, AU ideas, and even new muses if you’d like!  JUST, ALL THE STUFF!

[ditzycloudian-a]

Is Honey good at relationship advice?

MM okay, I feel like when it comes to her Cloudian abilities, she could give some decent advice depending on the situation? Her advice is probably better if she knows both people involved in the relationship since…..she can more or less cheat and figure out what’s going on with both of them.

There’s some things that need personal experience though, and I feel like Honey doesn’t really have much. I’ve said in this post that I feel like Honey doesn’t date too much despite longing for a romantic relationship, so again how good her advice is REALLY depends on what others are asking her.

[onlyrpmemes]

Hey, you. Yes, you. Send me anons. Make it about whatever you want. Just send one.

No really. Send one. Or two. Or three. Whatever.

[nomediocre]

[ditzycloudian-a]

[OOC]:

It’s still Monday here so you know what that means.

HAHA it’s not an actual face reveal but this really isn’t that far off.....it’ll be 84 years before y’all see my face even though one of you technically has since I hate having my picture taken and don’t really.....take any of myself.

Also this dollmaker is cute I would die for it.

[ditzycloudian-a]

007

Anyone who can take a small character in any franchise and flesh them out into something so much more than canon ever allowed them to be is truly inspiring to me, and you are one of these people. It amazes me how real your muse feels and how much effort I can tell you can put into writing them every day.

We don’t really talk or interact much (which is mostly on my part since I’m bad with messaging people RIP) but you are such a wonderful writer and a really sweet person! FSDkl I’m bad with words but I really do enjoy seeing you on my dash and LOVE the couple of times our characters have interacted with each other. I hope we can write more with each other in the future too!

[cottageilya]

mutuals send me a number and ill make a post about you!

[virtual--boy]

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[onlypinups]

Photo by: Maurizio Marcato