[diva-thats-sciencee]

when will i ever learn to stop falling in love with people i meet on the internet

[onyourstageleft]

dan really said "fuck fascists" and "tboys for the win" and "I would lose the fans in the phivorce" and "you were my first boyfriend" and "this is my therapy homework" and "shout-out to the artists and the autists" and "we need to leave something for the yaoi" and phil said "maybe don't film YouTube videos with someone the day you meet" and "my coming out video was shorter" and "I'm too fun for you to leave me" and "you've got issues, I've got less" and "we were gay the whole time" and "don't follow our example" and "it's the shared trauma"

[treestomeetyou]

5 times Dan and Phil click baited us

+ one time it was real

[giacwise]

The compilation has finally arrived at your doors!

TikTok | Twitter

[userlesbian]

august -> december

[finelytaylored]

(x)

[hollivens]

phil squat! 🏋🏻

[lavalamps-and-ladydoors]

freak4freak

[queerdnp]

i fucking hate dan howell he bagged amazingphil at 18 and he does all of dan's taxes laundry mortgage payments spider removals for him. this isn't even winning he just rigged the whole game like girl what

[lesphian]

ok so we have confirmed:

dan’s jobs

dishwasher

picking up phil’s socks

closing cupboard doors

making coffee

talking to the builders

interior design

phil’s jobs

laundry

taxes

paying the mortgage

managing sponsorships

emotional support every time dan needs to talk to someone who isn’t a builder

bug removal

[pocket-elf]

Shane & Ilya // Dan & Phil quotes (3/?)

(misc edition, trying to get the sexy past tumblr... and yes send me requests!)

[wdapteo]

[reunitedinterlude]

before heated rivalry there was phan

[plainwheatcereal]

o.oh my.god.bh.heh.haoh.oh my g.od.

via nocoolkidsallowed on twitch

[gaslight-gatekeep-girlypop]

Does anyone have a better version of blood from Peru up yet. Why? No reason.

[prophecyofgray]

me stranded on a deserted island trying to signal a helicopter overhead

[kankalin]

i may be hitting rock bottom again but at least there is dnp