🥥

The neurons diverged a while ago. Ask me stuff ig. He/Him

[diverged-neurons]

mmmmmmm nope

no

Nuh uh

mmm

yep.

[diverged-neurons]

they say that a person dies twice, once physically and once in memory.

I don’t want that

bury me with the worms in an unmarked tombstone.

[diverged-neurons]

bestie I don’t have my autism figured out, give me some time to figure out who I like.

[diverged-neurons]

today is December 17th, approximately 7:30 A.M where I live, and I am not on my phone

I am off in the forest with minimal gear, and my tumblr queue has automatically uploaded this post

[diverged-neurons]

There’s an axolotl in my followers tab

how did he get there

[despairinglakepasta]

@ominous-signs my sister sent me this like a year ago does this count as an ominous sign

[diverged-neurons]

a small oversight,

>:3

[diverged-neurons]

Asking anonymously won’t save you

just bear with the shame of saying something stupid

[i-am-a-fish]

they put bread in a roll

[kaiwasherr]

[i-am-a-fish]

this gif has me giddy

[cannibalchicken]

[diverged-neurons]

ok no but seriously, who would win?

kirby (all copy abilities)

or Mario and Luigi (bro attacks and luiginary attacks)

I wanna know.

[diverged-neurons]

My schedule is too screwy to respond to the funny tumblr users, but I try anyway!

[gondwana]

It's over

[the-muppet-joker]

I could probably kill a turkey with my bare hands. But I won't... I have a violent heart but I wish to end the cycle

[diverged-neurons]

I couldn’t kill a turkey with my bare hands. But I wish to, so here we go.

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[diverged-neurons]

anybody else getting that weird al song about Albuquerque on their YouTube feed?

[frontmansdefender]

[diverged-neurons]

Kirby fans: oh boy I can’t wait for the final boss! dark matter:

[diverged-neurons]

How to lure me out of hiding:

find the right scented candle

(if you use the wrong candle you WILL be mauled)

(alternatively if I’m not in hiding im at the nearest five n below available)