You Should Try Estrogen

Lotty, Trans Woman, She/her, 30 something years since crawling out of an ichorous pit in the earth, HRT anniversary 10th of June, 1 year as of 2026.

[striders]

i cannot for the life of me find the post that my blog title is from. and unfortunately googling “need my tits wet with lobster butter .com” is giving me less than helpful results

[striders]

like i know what i googled. but i wish i’d seen maybe not this

[wolfliet]

can’t spell erotic without rot #myrot

[jisuto]

[dogpuppy]

[neververy4]

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

[segamascott]

[graskip]

lab assistant

[ministarfruit]

I love this text post so I drew it

[dollydollydollydolly]

DO YOU LOVE DOLLY PLEASE TELL DOLLY YOU LOVE DOLLY

[flareonfloof]

everyone loves dolly

[dollydollydollydolly]

FACT CHECKED BY CUTEST GLACEON DOLL

[qqchurch]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[mrsterlingeverything]

[goopydad]

A wretched little horse is washed away.😈

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

Kos (or some say, 'Kosm')

[felassan]

[lichposting]

I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

[lichposting]

[elbiotipo]

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

[elbiotipo]

Branson Reese, whoever you are, I keep your words in my heart all the time.

[kaijuerotica]

"branson reese, whoever you are" put some respect on the smooth sharks one fear man's name

[anarchistmemedistro]

we should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend

[segamascott]

erika kirk being handed the golden opportunity to be the face of conservatives for the rest of her life and then fumbling it instantly by being genuinely unlikable and off-putting will always be funny to me almost as funny as remembering that charlie kirk got shot in the neck and died

[jadedpreschooler]

DATA LINK ACQUIRED

RETRIEVING YUMMIES FROM THE MAINFRAME

[gwenvod]

See the thing is that 'dada' sounds stupid as fuck and 'mama' is cute and sweet

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation