You Should Try Estrogen

Lotty, Trans Woman, She/her, 30 something years since crawling out of an ichorous pit in the earth, HRT anniversary 10th of June, 1 year as of 2026.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[mrsterlingeverything]

[goopydad]

A wretched little horse is washed away.😈

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

Kos (or some say, 'Kosm')

[felassan]

[lichposting]

I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

[lichposting]

[elbiotipo]

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

[elbiotipo]

Branson Reese, whoever you are, I keep your words in my heart all the time.

[kaijuerotica]

"branson reese, whoever you are" put some respect on the smooth sharks one fear man's name

[anarchistmemedistro]

we should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend

[segamascott]

erika kirk being handed the golden opportunity to be the face of conservatives for the rest of her life and then fumbling it instantly by being genuinely unlikable and off-putting will always be funny to me almost as funny as remembering that charlie kirk got shot in the neck and died

[jadedpreschooler]

DATA LINK ACQUIRED

RETRIEVING YUMMIES FROM THE MAINFRAME

[gwenvod]

See the thing is that 'dada' sounds stupid as fuck and 'mama' is cute and sweet

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[muddlemore]

ive been thinking about that noise bobby makes for like 2 days now what the fuck

[icarusplumbales]

Flow like a chart, spread like a sheet

[tatzelwurming]

genuinely if it becomes a film making trend to adapt 4chan/reddit posts into movies i think we should ban the moving image

[tatzelwurming]

ok one exception

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[cheese-sample-official]

[tanookitalez]

‘they should let you play as girl link in the next zelda’ and definitively wring the last shred of bicuriousity out of the male gamer population? are you sure?

[tanookitalez]

link is our last line of defense. if he gets compromised then there will never be a gayboy designed for the male gaze again. it will only be hetslop and yuribait moving forward

[its-2am-bois]

she is no longer allowed in the 7-11

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"

like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause

[lillyviarabbit]

[rosymaplefox]

Not it gettin' misgendered in the tags... s' not a he...

[lillyviarabbit]

this fox is tma.

[rosymaplefox]

All plushies are.

[anarchopuppy]

Tesla has the highest rate of fatal accidents among all car brands, report shows

A new analysis of National Highway Transportation and Safety Administration auto crash data shows that Tesla has the highest rate of fatal a

holy shit

i knew teslas were bad but "literally twice as deadly as the average vehicle" is something else