i cannot for the life of me find the post that my blog title is from. and unfortunately googling “need my tits wet with lobster butter .com” is giving me less than helpful results
like i know what i googled. but i wish i’d seen maybe not this
The Stonewall Inn
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
hello vonnie
Jules of Nature
tumblr dot com
icyghini twinkie
Claire Keane

gracie abrams
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
noise dept.

@theartofmadeline

Andulka
trying on a metaphor
art blog(derogatory)
$LAYYYTER
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Cosimo Galluzzi

bliss lane
The Bowery Presents

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@thewitchoftheweast
i cannot for the life of me find the post that my blog title is from. and unfortunately googling “need my tits wet with lobster butter .com” is giving me less than helpful results
like i know what i googled. but i wish i’d seen maybe not this
can’t spell erotic without rot #myrot
one sup of this will have you demanding the news
lab assistant
I love this text post so I drew it
DO YOU LOVE DOLLY PLEASE TELL DOLLY YOU LOVE DOLLY
everyone loves dolly
FACT CHECKED BY CUTEST GLACEON DOLL
A wretched little horse is washed away.😈
Kos (or some say, 'Kosm')
I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary
we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough
Branson Reese, whoever you are, I keep your words in my heart all the time.
"branson reese, whoever you are" put some respect on the smooth sharks one fear man's name
we should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend
erika kirk being handed the golden opportunity to be the face of conservatives for the rest of her life and then fumbling it instantly by being genuinely unlikable and off-putting will always be funny to me almost as funny as remembering that charlie kirk got shot in the neck and died
DATA LINK ACQUIRED
RETRIEVING YUMMIES FROM THE MAINFRAME
See the thing is that 'dada' sounds stupid as fuck and 'mama' is cute and sweet
2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈
7 am: I hope i get in a car accident
Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.
that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?
hey anon
please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation