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@divinedragonemperor
“To be fair, The Death of peasants are always proof to show power over your enemies.. Take it from a professional, I left villages a burning husk and placed a banner over it. Maybe someone is not far more worthy to learn from me and take a real throne.”
divinedragonemperor:
“Because someone from outside this world managed to come to contact with My China. And that points to you.. Call it an audience I just brought to you.”
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۞ ~ “”… I see.. Do indulge me more so I can bring myself to care.” ~ ۞
“Ah Forgive me, Let me change that. Here's something to make it more urgent. .. Tell me who you are, and where you're from before I claim your soul as fuel for my life and have your corpse become Terracotta right where you stand.”
divinedragonemperor:
“I am only known by one name, and a single name. Qin Shi Huangdi. I am the First Emperor of China.”
۞ ~ Glynda clearly didn’t care as she just stood there. “… And, why is the first emperor of China in my presence?” ~ ۞
“Because someone from outside this world managed to come to contact with My China. And that points to you.. Call it an audience I just brought to you.”
۞ ~ divinedragonemperor liked for a starter~ ۞
۞ ~ “ Quite the.. peculiar presence.. May I know who you arE?” ~ ۞
“I am only known by one name, and a single name. Qin Shi Huangdi. I am the First Emperor of China.”
In honor of Munday, the Muse will now tell everyone the answers to any questions they feel like asking about the Mun. In their own words. Whether the Mun likes it or not.
Action meme || Physical meme
*Pokes you*
*Punches you*
*Plays with your hair*
*Tickles you*
*Licks you*
*Shoves you*
*Flicks you*
*Pulls your hair*
*Strokes your face*
*Cups your cheek*
*Massages shoulders*
*Bites you*
*Caresses you*
*Slaps your face*
*Hugs you*
*Pushes you against a wall*
*Pulls you into bed*
*Pulls you into my lap*
*Pinches cheeks*
*Picks you up*
“You're all so vastly strange. To dress as your superiors.”
Masoleum of the Emperor
Before Shi Huangdi died he had his tomb prepared early. His plans for it was as massive as the Great Wall’s construction. He kept it secret and hired the finest architects and construction workers the Land can offer. He was taken to Xi’an, Chang An. He had discovered a massive chasm to begin his works. Rather than a tomb he took it to a whole new level and ordered a castle. One that would rival Epang Palace.
He ordered the creations of the map of China with brightened crystals to show the state capitals, a Solid gold coffin with gold also embroidering the temple itself as well, the same gemstones to be placed above to mimic stars, Traps, Terracotta, and lastly the hazardous piece; rivers of Mercury. He has a temple for all of his valuable treasures or the things that means something to him.
Same as the great wall, The workers had fallen ill but with the promise of money he had their spirits up. When the project was finally finished, The Qin Emperor had them killed. Their families were at least given funds for compensation and if they chose to resent the Emperor they were put to death.
His tomb is possibly one of the wealthiest in the world and without a doubt one of the largest or is the most massive. One thing that is certain, is the level of how hazardous and toxic it can be due to the Mercury and the Traps. His tomb is probably more dangerous than all of them to make the Pharoah’s curse look more like a Ghost Story.
Invention of most famed Tortures/Executions
If anyone ever wondered why some torture or executions involved a whole clan even down to the youngest child. Shi Huangdi actually brought this to life. It was almost an entertainment to see an entire family suffer for enjoyment or he really didn't like the clan with a given reason, sometimes they were caught in the way. When the Qin Emperor demands an execution he makes sure that their bloodline is unable to continue. He doesn't care if you have no stomach for it and you're on his forces. You have to watch, He makes it public.
Another type of execution he is fond of, is sending a general titled as “The Human Butcher” to the said clan. Yes, the General was once a normal butcher for meat until the Qin Emperor took him in for his practices after performing grotesque actions on the enemies of his majesty. Another is a boiling oil bath and some other devices gathered from the West.
For torture, He made Castration. There was once a man in a state that didn't find the Qin friendly. One of the speakers was a man who was recorded to have the largest piece [We all know what this means.] In all of China. Offended by this opposition he paid the man a personal visit. Publicly in that state’s most busy spot he had the man castrated and fed what was pulled to the wild. Shi Huangdi let that man bleed out before caulterizing the wound. He then had that man’s family executed soon after recovery.
His executions are as gritty and brutal as they come, and he is always present in the said tortures and executions. It shows he means absolute control and that he is not afraid to strip anyone from everything. He is a vindictive man with heinous methods to show power.
Get to know my muse a little better! Send a symbol and my muse will talk about that thing in relation to themselves.
💏 sexual orientation
❤️ romantic orientation
💑 views on monogamy or polyamory
⚧ gender,pronouns, etc
⚪ race, ethnicity, etc
🔲 religion/beliefs
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🚬 addictions
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Battle memes! Send a number
What weapon does your muse prefer?
A drabble in which my muse fight with/against yours (specify)
My muse gives a speech before a battle.
A drabble in which my muse dies on the battlefield.
Is your muse a skilled warrior?
A drabble about the first time the muse killed someone.
A drabble about a beloved one lost in a fight.
Is the muse merciful or cuel?
Who taught my muse how to fight?
Is my muse honourable?
A drabble in which my muse is forced to fight against a loved one.
A drabble in which my muse is forced to fight together with someone they hate.
The muse is on the battlefield and they have to take a terrible decision.
My muse is captured. How do they react?
My muse walks between the corpses after a tremendous battle. A drabble about their feelings.
A song I associate with my muse while fighting.
Feel free to add more!
Well, surely not, and you're right about calling him an old weed - but they can be won if healing your soldiers and officers. You.... Normally can't win a war all alone? Still, with the two others, they seem to have a tremenduous power.... Well, even though that could be fixed with being a giant dragon or an Hydra, for sure.
“How cute.. But you forgot one thing. The Hydra, My Former General. They made this power. I took it.. Distortion, Darkness, Hatred. I don't fight alone, Oh no. I have the Terracotta. See.. Humans don't deserve free will or a concious. They don't deserve a voice of democracy or public speak. These stones are far more loyal and destructive.. Turn them into this stone and I would be satisfied. The Mortals deserve subjugation, the world needs a reset. I'll save my Empire and reclaim the rightful ownership!”
.... That's a fair point. A very fair point. What about Shennong though? He hides his game well, and you haven't cited him. Be careful about the other dragons...
“Shennong? That old weed in the stone cracks still lives? He is hilariously a pacifist since wars can't be won by healing and kissing wounds alone. I know his weakness, and I'm sure the other dragons won't be too noble to make a Martyrdom.. I mean, We have Orochi for a reason right?”
Son of Heaven, son of Heaven, that's quickly said! Do you know what happened way after your time to those who claimed themselves to be Kings by their God's will?
“I have not forgotten of that embarrassment made from the Emperor and Empress, Fu Xi and Nü Wa. And I am aware of those who failed. However.. There is a difference in claiming and earning. I have earned so much more that I can claim myself as The Replacement of The Mystic Emperor. I don't need his foolish mandates. Now I see a China run by children pretending to be Kings and splurge in this bronze painted gold luxuries. It's pitiful..”
Well... You look kind of like an undead. Which mean: you died once. So, you too were a mortal fool. Am I right?
“I was not easily compared to the Mortal Fools. Have you been blinded by the darkness of my Powers? Even if I was flesh and blood I was the Son of Heaven! A single hair from this Chin was worth over a thousands estates. As First Emperor! I was someone who can reach and ascend to the heavens that ignores you..”
“So many of these mortal fools.. So vast and blind. Yet they think they have place. Someone should show how small they are. Everyone is so tiny compared to me.”
“I do believe it is time to consider a disguise.. The Timing is perfect.”
