Every time I picture Grace calling that scientist a waste of carbon, I picture him practically leaping across the table and having to be held back by a classmate or something because hes THAT pissed.
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Every time I picture Grace calling that scientist a waste of carbon, I picture him practically leaping across the table and having to be held back by a classmate or something because hes THAT pissed.
Superman: to defeat you I am going to punch you. Maybe laserbeam you. Maybe, if you're particularly bad, run you through a few buildings.
Supergirl: TRIPLE BACKSLAM INTO THE GROUND MOTHERFUCKER
I just love the visual in my head of Clark hearing about this and just going "Jesus effing christ-"
Oughhhh stupid au rant that I got obsessed with because of one (1) singular post
Someone just had to point out that Velora in TLOVM would have been around the same age as Bren at that time and it got me thinking (because Syldor is both a shit parent and one of the most easily manipulated men I have ever seen) what if Velora grew up and went to Soltryce? Imagine Trent showing up at Syldor's door when Velora is like sixteen years old and asking to teach her. We all have seen by now that the girl is drawn to knowledge like a moth to a flame. She would jump at the chance, probably begging her father to let her go. She can't stand being trapped in the castle all the time, couldn't he just let her go see it at least? Syldor agrees because Trent doesn't seem that bad and well, he IS one of the Empire's chief advisors and a reputable professor. Yada yada yada Velora enrolls, meets Bren and Eadwulf (/or Astrid I haven't decided yet, probably Astrid tbh), etc etc. She starts training and picks up pretty fast that this isn't your typical wizarding school. Something about their teacher is... well, he's a little odd, isn't he? But she figures that's just how things are in the Empire, she has been sheltered her whole life, so how would she know? Bren and Astrid seem fine with it.
The first time she pulls up a flame out of nothing, or makes lighting crackle from her hands, she's ecstatic. So is Trent. She is whip smart and learns fast. She quickly gains his favor, and he begins pushing her more and more. He's pushing all three of them to their limits, and by the time they're all almost eighteen, they're practically soldiers in their own right.
The last task he gives them? Kill a traitor to the Empire.
Worse? One of them is her father.
His supposed crimes are written for her in great detail. Hiding fugitives in Syngorn, conspiring against the king, etc etc.
Velora is furious. The Empire has treated her so well, she thought her father loved her, how could he do this? Trent uses this to his advantage, inviting Syldor to a "friendly" meeting about his daughter.
Velora slips poison into his food, as quick as a mouse and quieter still. As Syldor chokes to death on his own blood, shock and betrayal on his face, his daughter watches. Her eyes blank. Her hands folded calmly in her lap. Even Astrid looks a little rattled by her friend's demeanor.
In Syngorn, Devana is distraught. Her daughter is unreachable, her husband is missing, and she can't rule Syngorn by herself. So she sends a letter to Whitestone for one Vex'ahlia de Rolo and one Percival Frederickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III to please come and help her.
(I left out soooo many details for this but I just wanted the general idea down)
Apparently people like this so here's a link to the fic lmao
Fic HERE!
grace should… definitely sleep more.
keyleth my beloved <3
nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends
only ppl on this post who matter r the ppl who r saying "me except im not a girl anymore" & "me except i wasnt a girl yet"
me whenever the stars are visible
this is still my favourite george pic
yall will never understand the obsession i have with the Kubrick Stare. Cinematic/artistic fucking gold i want that shit around forever actually.
(btw for those of you that wonder what the fuck im talking about, its this look right here. that post shows three of my favorite examples.)
One (among many) things I am enjoying about the Critical Role podcast is when someone targets Frumpkin and Caleb forgets completely about his redemption arc. You target his cat, you are a dead man. It's on sight, and there is no mercy.
literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!”
people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.
Saw the new spider and let me tell ya something…
It was good
I'm Vax 🗡 She's Vex 🏹 For some reason while trying to finish up artist alley stuff I wanted to remake an old art from 2017
So because spiders are a matriarchal species, the females are stronger than the males. They have better EVERYTHING basically.
Now pair this with Madeleine "newly transitioned spidergirl" Parker.
Estrogen has her powers going fucking HAYWIRE. She is just having the absolute worst time trying to get ahold of it. Her friends are baffled. Aunt May is worried as hell. And pair this all up with just the fact that she has only been out for a YEAR. Highschoolers are MEAN. That is bad enough. On top of that, she is trying to fight superpowered maniacs with power she suddenly has serious issues with. She loses. A lot. And gets hurt. A lot. Eventually she has to tell MJ that she is Spidergirl because MJ has come to the total wrong conclusion about Maddy's bruises and almost calls the cops. or CPS.
Anyways angst ensues and while she eventually gets a grip on all this she is very shaken by the whole incident.
Throwback to all these Jesus comics I drew in 2012…
Good post OP
Good post, OP, and if you ever decide to do another may I please suggest “NOT IN HEBREW IT DOESN’T” as a punchline? So much of the Old Testament is HORRIFICALLY translated from the Tanakh, it drives me batty.
WAIT WAIT WHAT DOES IT SAY?????? I NEED TO LIKE,, DESTROY MI MUM FOR BEING REALLY HOMOPHOBIC
Okay, so, strictly speaking, the infamous Leviticus 18:22 does say “forbidden.” Here’s the thing:
1) The word translated as “forbidden” is “toevah.” While that translation isn’t … wrong, it’s sort of like saying “McMansion” means “really big house.” There are a lot of connotations in that word. The specific issue with toevah is that we … sort of … don’t know anymore exactly what it meant. Based on context, it seems likely that the word referred to something ritually forbidden. This part of Torah was written not only as a guide for future generations, but also to say “so, look around, see your neighbors? DON’T DO THAT.“ Thus, if we interpret “toevah” to mean something that’s forbidden to do as a ritual before G-d, then the verse says nothing whatsoever about Adam and Steve and their two kids and their dog–it’s saying you shouldn’t have sex with another man in the Temple as a sacrifice.
2) Following the same “this is ritually forbidden” logic of toevah, this verse may also be interpreted as “don’t do sex magic,” which was a thing in. Like. A lot of fucking cultures at the time.
3) Hebrew is a highly gendered language, and the grammatical gender in this verse is really really weird. One of the “men” in this verse is given female grammar. Why? Who fucking knows, man, this isn’t the only grammatical oddity in Torah. (There are also places where G-d is referred to as plural, and also as female.) One suggestion is that this is a way of creating a diminutive–that is, that the verse should be read as “a man should not lie with a boy.” Now, it’s worth noting that modern secular scholarship has concluded the written Torah was written down around the 6th century BCE, and most non-Orthodox Jewish scholars are like “yeah, all things considered, that sounds pretty legit.”
Do you know what else was happening around the 6th century BCE? What laypeople tend to mean when they say “ancient Greece” was happening.
Do you know what happened a lot in that time period in Greece? Dudes forming relationships with younger boys, like ages 10-15, and using them for sex in exchange for financial gifts, mentorship, etc. While we don’t know just how young some of these younger boys may have been, we do know some were prepubescent. In light of this, and also something I mentioned under the first point–”see your neighbors? DON’T DO THAT,” if this verse is interpreted to say “a man should not lie with a boy,” then it’s pretty clearly “my dudes, my fellows, my lads, don’t be fucking pedophiles.”
4) Because of the grammar I mentioned in #3, it’s also possible that “should not lie with a man as with a woman” is actually referring to a place, not an abstract personhood: a man shouldn’t have sex with another man in a woman’s bed. In the time period, a woman’s bed was sort of like–that was her place, her safe sanctuary. It was also a ritually holy place where babies were made. By having sex in her bed, you’re violating her safe space (and also introducing a man who may not be a male relative, thus forcing her into breaking the laws of modesty). If this verse is read this way, then it should be taken to mean “don’t sexually violate a woman’s safety and modesty.” 5) And as an offshoot of #4, this may be a second verse relating to infidelity. Which woman’s bed is any random dude in 600 BCE most likely to have access to? His wife’s. But laws were administered differently based on whether the person they pertained to was slave or free, male or female, and so on–thus, a man committing adultery with a woman would be treated differently than man committing adultery with a man (especially because the latter would carry no chance of an illegitimate pregnancy).
So you’ll note, there are a lot of ways to read this verse, and only a one-to-one translation with no cultural awareness produces “being gay is wrong, all of the time”. (You’ll also notice the word “abomination” is nowhere to be found. That’s like … a straight-up fiction created for who only knows what reason.)
Apparently tumblr mobile doesn’t want to show @prismatic-bell ’s long and in-depth essay, so here’s the screenshots, because it still shows up on mobile browsers:
Much appreciated.
I love when scholarship and history debunks bullshit
…I sadly have more bullshit to report.
“removed for violating guidelines”, EVERY screenshot.
…goddamnit
Let’s try this again
I am horrified that @prismatic-bell keeps getting censored + this info is gold.
Many thanks, @pulmonary-poultry. This isn’t the only Jewish post of mine that’s mysteriously stopped showing up in searches and/or vanished from my blog entirely, but it is the one I get the most requests to repost, so this saves me from having to rewrite the whole damned essay. @the-invisible-self, thanks for bringing it to my attention that someone was able to preserve the post!
nothing will make me click off a recipe faster than "and the best part: only 250 calories!!!" ONLY 250???? I'M TRYING TO HAVE THE ENERGY TO LIVE. YOU NEED THOUSANDS OF CALORIES PER DAY FOR THE MOST PART. why would I ever in my life make a dinner that doesn't contain enough energy to sustain my whole Being Alive Deal. 600 at the absolute minimum or I close your stupid website
'robin how do you always stay warm in the winter when you don't wear many warm clothes?' I eat a lot of food so that my body has energy to work with! to burn! I'm an endotherm. I produce heat. you do too. you will produce MORE heat if you have more fuel to burn. humans have INCREDIBLE fat storage adaptations. it's built in!!!! why wouldn't I take advantage of that??? I love swimming for hours and cycling in the winter and using my brain a lot and having energy left over at the end of a day. and so I eat food. so that I can do these things and have fun.