[huluhooping-deactivated20140713]

just saw two elementary school kids in a fistfight, so as an adult, I had to step in. they didn’t stand a chance.

[grackleclaw]

the human body is an engineering marvel. I sneeze in bright light. if I dont get enough sunlight on my skin I get tired and sad and have to drink a lot of milk to fix it. standing too much hurts, but sitting too much also hurts. if I get a virus, my body will increase its temperature in an attempt to cook it, which also cooks my brain cells. toenails exist. I have to turn the radio down to see better when I drive. there are 17 genes dictating what my hair texture is, but it completely changes when the air is too humid. yawning is contagious. there are more species of bacteria living in my body than there are species of birds in the entire world. every few months I grievously injure my neck by "sleeping on it weird." it took seven million years of human evolution to form me, and now I'm afraid of phone calls.

[diamondkaz]

I feel so represented by this TV show

[covingtonshouse]

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

[anxietyproblem]

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

This is why they want you to pick Charmander instead

[gaysie]

depression or whatever is soooo embarrassing oops i ruined a large chunk of my future because i just didn’t feel like doing anything for a while . Epic Cringe babe...

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

what do you mean Just Standing There Ominously doesn’t count as socializing

[1aurus-moved]

just demonstrated mental illness in the living room

[aewm]

me: *exists* me: this is too much

[bpdgorl-deactivated20170916]

me: *doin anything at all* me: is this okay??? can i do this?? like that?? is it okay to do this like that?? am i doing this right???????

[typecozey-deactivated20201222]

Im very nice and caring but also filled with neutrality and rage

[exhausts]

[understands]

[tobpdornottobpd]

back in that casual “i want to erase all evidence of my existence” kinda mood again

[cryptidsandchaos]

might fuck around and walk into a thick fog and never return idk