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this site ate my description. blog runs primarily on queue, i'm not usually here (3 per day). dni minivan owners. pfp by coastette

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[whetstonefires]

i have seen this post on my dash 7 times now and every time i think more loudly, 'this is what Batman villain The Penguin's dialogue sounds like when they let him be fun to watch.'

[godsfavoritespecialangel]

The chances of your fish committing credit card fraud is low, but never 0

[tuxankhamun]

[targetedknowledge]

[viralfrog]

[kvroko]

[z3bula]

[becquerel]

the way homestuck did its clouds...

[becquerel]

like now that is clouds. fuck my life.

[meowcatmutie]

direct quote from homestuck book 3's author commentary, on page 59:

"I'm not going to sit here and brag, like some big piece of shit. But I will say I've never seen anyone slander me for my cloud-drawing abilities."

[artofchira]

So spend some time with me

I really like your company!

Promare. Galo/Lio sketches circa 2019-2020.

[biomic]

girl what

[shallowoak]

[snivyartjpeg]

commander that whimpers and scampers

[botaurus-exilis]

eat this!!!

[nottheartblogbuttheotherone]

[source]

[corrodedparadox]

Something’s wrong with my dog I think it’s gay

[lizard-braind]

“Something’s wrong with my dog I think it’s gay” in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream

[cat-diagnosis]

Name: Little Beepo

Skill: Fucking Miserable

Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.

[fuckthisbjrdplease]

no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good

[cat-diagnosis]

Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing.

[foreverrhapsody]

I have the Tumblr equivalent of cleaning supplies...

a mass tag replacer

a way to find ALL of the tags you’ve ever used (mostly?)

and a way to find untagged posts

There will be some seriously intense organizing here soon.

[artist-refs]

(Just sticking this here for my own reference…)

[jellyjam]

here’s a mass tag teplacer that actually works

[zombie-eats-world]

Perfection

[otowaika]