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this site ate my description. blog runs primarily on queue, i'm not usually here (3 per day). dni minivan owners. pfp by coastette

[talonboot]

take my mermaid quiz boy

If you were a mermaid, what animal form would your lower half take? Are you a slithery eel, a powerful shark, or maybe a colorful reef fish?

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[alexaloraetheris]

Reincarnated Prometheus up to his old tricks again.

[fishstims]

southwestrocksdive on instagram

[tomeoforigin]

last reblog reminded me I made this last month

[artistictea]

Oh wow! Nothing could've prepared me for these two actually, what's going on.

[larval-tear]

why not

[sunduvhar]

@identifying-planes-in-posts

[tiktoks-for-my-besties]

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

She has an excellent...um, not "bedside" manner, so much as, tankside? Poolside?

[by-grace-of-god]

Le Figaro have a newly published photograph from inside Notre Dame shortly before the roof collapsed, as molten lead fell into the nave. (+)

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

This is what I love about photojournalism. It is just a history of moments where human beings have gone “I know I should really be hauling ass out of here but I have to get a picture of this”

[bitter-like-coffee]

i drew this edit literally two minutes before plot beat me to death behind a denny's

[bitter-like-coffee]

help

[questions-about-blorbos]

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[wordfather]

im ok i just need to see some sunlight shining on water

[smokeandhubris]

IM. THIS IS SO FUNNY?

[lexbians]

gmail = garry's mail

[saturniandragon]

garry's spot

[lexbians]

when she hits the garry's spot

[jennplanet]

It's Tactical Egg Tuesday

[bookends2007]

being a zero escape fan is so fucking embarrassing you have to be like ok so yes protagonist 1 is a bisexual majoring in bitcoin and protagonist 2 is indeed named sigma that’s not a joke But i promise it will change your life

[emolgana]

incredible stuff happening out there

[pukicho]

There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.

[thefoxboy]

@evilwizard

[evilwizard]

don’t involve me in this…

[kilgarraghforever]

@theshitpostcalligrapher ?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[dragon-in-spirit]

@teaboot ?

[teaboot]

☹️

[fiveracooooonsinatrenchcoat]

@electronicmail ?

[electronicmail]

pass

[bethlemayhem]

@akanemnon ?

[akanemnon]

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(