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Happy Fingers In His Ass Sunday!
yeah i dont really like to visit home all too often mostly because of my folks. my momâs fine but my dad spends all day at spawn giving all the noobs green herb collection quests. he doesnât even do anything with them he just stuffs them in his pants and comes home with these huge pants and says âwell thatâs another day in the pocketâ like itâs something anyone other than him says. i think my mom only married him because she runs the Lesser Potion Craft Quest down the street that needs green herbs and wonât get anything out of the divorce aside from green herbs. But yeah iâd really appreciate it if you Exterminate 20 Rock Lizard and 3 Elite Rock Lizard
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By popular demand, a Dwemer puzzle box.
Back when Oblivion first came out, I was on the Planet Elder Scrolls forums, and THIS thing was the scourge of everyone's existence. Not because the old guard thought the quest was hard, but because every new fan who found Morrowind through Oblivion would flood the forums with, "Where is the dwemer box? Where is the box? Where do I find box?"
It didn't matter if there were five topics about the box on the front page already, people would make a new one.
We had one grumpy moderator (I forget his name, but his avatar was a Khajiit, and I remember he made a crafting mod and played a challenge where he couldn't buy anything), and he was SO FUCKING DONE with it. Made a very blunt illustrated guide that was about four steps long, pinned it, and titled it something like "HERE IS WHERE THE CUBE IS DO NOT ASK ANYMORE."
And to this day, whenever I play this damn quest, my brain thinks of the tutorial and goes:
1.) Open door.
2.) Turn left.
3.) Cube.
bull in a china shop
grug dont have to change!
Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.
funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."
It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet
My favorite category of government program to run across is "program you've never heard of doing extremely important work to solve a major problem which you have also never heard of." On that note, the US drops millions of pounds of sterile bugs over Panama each week in order to prevent a parasite infestation from moving into North America. Everyone say thank you to the Panama-United States Commission for the Eradication and Prevention of the Cattle Borer Worm (COPEG)
This program had its funding cut during the DOGE cuts last year and now the parasitic worm they were trying to slow the spread of has officially arrived in the United States.
when youâre a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isnât really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile youâve been âsingleâ for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now youâve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because youâre lions.)Â
awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like theyâre gone. itâs the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.
thatâs not the whole flag, now is it
hey staff what the fuck
hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose
HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE
I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me