☆Divine☆

☆02/09/2019☆

[cat-lover-1001]

[chewedcorn]

My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it.

[exeggcute]

pandemic episode of malcolm in the middle: malcolm struggles to reconcile his commitment to quarantine safety measures with the fact that all the girls his age are so lonely and isolated that they're suddenly willing to go on dates with HIM, of all people. reese discovers that egging neighbors' houses still counts as a "socially-distanced" activity and has the time of his life. dewey does some mental calculus and realizes that he gets fewer wedgies per day from his brothers than he does from the school bully and decides he'll keep these lockdowns in effect at all costs, so he starts calling in fake pandemic data to local health districts to bump the numbers up. lois gets in a physical altercation with a non-masker at the lucky aide and starts duct taping people's mouths shut, which craig finds both alarming and oddly alluring. (craig then immediately gets infected from licking his hand to slick back his hair in a bid to impress her.) hal works from home but, after slacking off on the family computer all day, is driven to obsession by the thought of becoming the digital solitaire world champion.

[freakphone]

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

[moleshow]

look in the mirror and they can start today

[freakphone]

[lesbx]

SUN AND MOON

[moldykins]

This was one of my favorite things I made in school last year…!

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

add me on crapchat, on dickstagram, on shitter and fuckbook

[badassdemonsword]

Grow the hell up 

[jackiechanadventures]

[yenpondering]

New Horizon’s mistake was giving me the power to dress myself up as a bus seat

[snarrrrlin-darlin]

Post the design OP

[meenatar]

Checked the comments and found op’s code for it!

[destroymylife]

[soontobedeactivated12345]

would you invite them to your island?

[happy2bsmiling]

[dog-teeth]

little thing i go through every day

[telltaletypist]

carl when he gets his mark idk I don’t read theory

[watersport5-deactivated20180924]

[cungadero]

a couple of months ago when i was 100%ing luigis mansion 3 i was doing a lot of multiplayer mansion games trying to get the rare ghosts and after one of these sessions i got a friend request from one of the people i played randomly with. anyway his name is luigi his profile pic is luigi and his library consists solely of luigi games and i’ve never seen him play anything else so i just have to assume luigi himself is my friend on switch

[trylonandperisphere]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

i mean... that actually made me feel better lol