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Need a version of " How to Deal When Your Intimidating Neighbor is Actually an Omega" with omega Sanji and, i dont know, Alpha Usopp?

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Need Law, or someone not on the crew,to complain about Zoro and Sanji being obnoxiously in love, and how they are always rubbing it in everyone elses face.

Its important that this is someone not on the crew, someone eho never sees the quiet or sweet moments between the pair. No, this is someone who has only ever seen the two insulting each other and/or brawling.

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Who wants pain and angst? Anyone? Just me?

Alright then

Zoro waking up after the raid in wano, and ends up having to kill Sanji. He does, its the hardest thing hes ever done. He is destroyed. So upset he might take his blade to himself -

Then the clock hits midnight and the day resets. And he has to do it all over.

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During a scuffle Zoro (Alpha) got hit with a devil fruit power. He hadnt quite figured out what effects it was having on him, hadnt yet fully realized that he was going to be forced to follow any command given to him for the next 24 hrs.

He started bickering with Sanji (Omega) after the fight, enjoying riling the other man up, when the Cook threw in a careless, "Oh, bite me."

So Zoro, in a trance, did.

He bit the cook deep. Right on his neck. Leaving a permanent mark right where a mating bite should go.

The two of them are equally shocked, angry, and horrified.

And now they are stuck with each other for life

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A couple of dock labourers try to impress twink pre-timeskip Sanji, flexing and lifting heavy crates, trying to show off.

Then Zoro walks by, casually lifts two of the crates and carries them towards the Merry.

The other men look gobsmacked, but try to brush it off, try to get Sanjis attention back.

But Sanji is distracted by the last crate, "oi! Take this one too!" And he rocks the crate back and kicks it into the air, kicking it once more so it lands perfectly on top of the crates Zoro is already carrying up onto the deck.

Zoro barely grunts at the extra weight.

The dock workers, dejected, find somewhere else to be.

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A devil fruit user hits the crew and scrambles them all up. It doesnt make them switch bodies. It doesnt make them swap personalities.

It makes them switch vices

So now Luffy is coughing up a lung and making disgusted faces as he chain smokes Sanjis cigarettes.

Chopper giggles as he sways, bottle of rum in his hoof, happily telling Luffy that hes going to scold him for smoking.

Robin well. Robin wants to eat. She wants to eat everything. She wants to eat meat.

Too bad Sanjis busy making all kinds of deserts. Cotton candy, strawberry cake, a variety of chocolates. Not a balanced meal at all, and he is burning through their sugar supply quicker than he would like, but thats not important when theres ice cream sundaes to be had!

Nami is sitting back, watching Sanji work as she tells him all about the time she single handedly saved an entire village from a giant man eating donut. They gave her a medal and put up a statue of her - or so she says

Usopp would probably love to be listening to Namis story. He would enjoy it far more than this book from Robins collection. Hes developing new fears with each page he turns. He lets out a yelp every so often, but he cant seem to put the book down.

Zoro is the only one missing all of the chaos. Hes too busy bellow deck counting all of their money. He would make fun of Nami for this being her main vice - but he finds the act of counting things is actually pretty peaceful. Too bad Nami will later charge him just for touching their gold without her permission.

So, a pretty normal wednesday for the chaotic crew.

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in Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle AU

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Sanji flirts with women at every bar they enter - as well as every women he encounters throughout the day - but he doesnt expect anything from it. A bit of conversation, a chance to shower a woman with all the complements she deserves, and yes, if she is interested in more Sanji is eager to give her whatever she desires. And if she isnt interested in more, Sanji still considers it time well spent.

Zoro, who keeps his eyes on the cook at each of these outings, starts to also keep track of Sanjis success rate. He mocks Sanji for his inability to seal the deal.

Zoro, however, seems to be completely oblivious to the fact that often when a woman is looking for more than conversation with Sanji, she ends up running off when she catchs Zoro glaring daggers at her.

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Losing my absolute mind!

Hitman Reborn is turning 20!!

I have Mukuros trident sitting on my Desk right now. Chrome Dokuro was my girl!! One of my first cosplays ever

I hope they do something fun for the anniversary

❤

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I dont believe that Zoro would take his haramaki off for sex

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I dont know how many people pointed this out already but in the OPLA episode where smoker and tashigi go to the comms base looking to use a snail phone? In the credits it says

No snails were harmed in the making of this picture

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Something something Zoro treating Sanji like his swords.

He knows they are deadly, respects their power. But he also cherishes them. Cares for and maintains them with all the patience such things require

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Sometimes i exsist and im very sorry for that

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So, i get that minks exsist, Carrot is a mink, Pedro is a mink, yeah sure whatever

But i always forget that Bepo is also a mink. I always just think of him as a polar bear that learned to talk 🤷‍♀️

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Wait - are the unluckies minks??

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Chopper: Sanji! Your food is addictive!

Sanji: Thanks! Its the nicotine!

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His weddings is nothing like Sanji had imagined it would be.

He's not on the baratie for one. Zeff is not standing in attendance with a proud look in his eyes. Sanji has not spent days making an elabrate wedding cake (though he does have a meal prepared for after). And his fiancé is the antithesis of a "blushing bride".

But, somehow, his wedding is even better than Sanji had ever dreamed it could be

Sanji, wearing his best suit, and a giddy grin. His hands and eyes locked with Zoros, who was wearing his same old ratty robe, but someone had managed to pin a boutonniere on him.

Luffy stood on the bench that surrounds the main mast doing a terrible job of sticking to the script Nami gave him, but his enthusiasm is doing a good job of covering it up.

The rest of the crew was pressed around the happy couple. Sanji could hear Franky sobbing somewhere behind him while Robin was making copies of her arms overhead, a constant rain of flowers over their heads as she made them dissapear.

"Okay now you gotta repeat after me!" Luffy shouted while giving a rough shove to Zoros shoulder. "Say 'I Zoro take you Sanji' - take him where? Oh! 'To be my husband!'"

"I, Zoro, take you, Cook," Zoro answered with a smirk.

Sanji huffed, and turned to share a fondly exasperated eye roll with the others. In all the time they have been together Zoro had not once said his name. Not when they were fighting, not when they were intimate, not even when the stupid mosshead had proprosed!

Before he could meet anyones eyes he felt Zoros fingers on his chin, gently guiding Sanji to look towards him again.

"I, Roronoa Zoro, take you, Blackleg Sanji, to be my husband."

Sanji blinked as tears quickly filled his eyes. "Oh you -shitty bastard!" Sanji wailed, lunging forward to smack his hand against Zoros chest. He had never expect hearing Zoro finally say it would hit him so hard. "You cant just do that!"

Zoro just grinned, grabbing his hand once again, "Your turn now Cook."

Sanji managed to say his own vows without sobbing too hard, and then Luffy was shouting for them to kiss and everyone was shoving each other and cheering.

No over the top cake, no pretty bride, not even an aisle for them to walk down.

But he was here with his nakama, with the love of his life, with tears in his eyes and a smile he couldnt surpress if he tried.

Sanji couldnt imagine a more perfect wedding