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Millenial | she/her, or whatever, i don't actually care | ace | mostly queue, partially live | chronically ill | i like spooky stuff, bad jokes, and video games

[contemptible-scoundrel]

"impenetrably armored" knights when you pull out the pot of boiling oil

[warcrimesimulator]

[dykealloy]

I call this the create a new problem technique

[lustcannibalism]

hey it’s your body, I’ve decided something is wrong good luck trying to figure it out loser

[autisticmysticsarah]

The legend of King Arthur predates thinking

[draconym]

Anyway I'm thinking about witches and wizards a lot because my house has been planning an Evil Wizard Movie Night series where we and our friends watch movies about evil wizards while dressed up as evil wizards. What kinds of snacks do you think evil wizards eat.

[evilwizard]

evil wizards eat green grapes. prepare two bowls: one frozen and one microwaved. then mix them together. you’ll be surprised!

[evil-looking-advisor]

Not that I condone the actions of evil wizards, my liege, but I would suggest perhaps some hummus and pita chips. You can't go wrong with hummus and pita chips.

[evilwizard]

not now evil advisor… im trying to trick people into microwaving grapes again

[anxietyproblem]

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[hotvampireadjacent]

[fallingtowers]

smoked the weed that gives you gothic madness and now i'm on the fucking moors again wearing nothing but a flimsy shift 😑

[catasters]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I love when cats get a claw stuck in your clothes and then act like it's YOUR fault. lil bro I'm literally just clad in garments you're the one with your terror toes deployed

[monidoll]

its kinda hard to celebrate trans day of visibility because the visibility we're getting lately is like

[starqueensterlexa]

[dogpuppy]

[hotwe]

[commissions] - Gloriosa Superba

[delsinsfire]

forgive and forget? wrong. charged two-handed heavy attack with my greatsword of resentment

[thisauthorisscreaming]

Does it count as 'sword in the stone' if it looks more like 'sword in the cairn'...?