eyes wide open

Millenial | she/her, or whatever, i don't actually care | ace | mostly queue, partially live | chronically ill | i like spooky stuff, bad jokes, and video games

[lovingrot]

viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s

[wherehipposdrome]

that was no animal, that was Claire herself

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

the claire witch project

[candyredterezii]

[platypusinplaid]

Everyone please look at this snapping turtle, walking to the pond outside my house, still groggy from a 6-month nap.

[saint-batrick]

the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.

[theinfiknight]

GJJGJRKGNH THE MUSIC GOES UNDERWATER WITH THE TURTLE

[insomniacabysswatcher]

[whirlybirbs]

objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass) 

[shambling-under-moonlight]

Throws in some gold coins at the neck opening and hear it rattling all the way down.

[capncaprisun]

Eraserhead baby labubu

[so-i-did-this-thing]

Please. My Labubu is very sick.

[english-history-trip]

Broke: Imma kick your ass

Woke: You are invited to join me on the

[english-history-trip]

I didn't go all the way to Yorkshire for 72 notes

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign

[seaglassandeelgrass]

Today's xkcd is going to be another hit with the boat crowd. [x]

[rosenkranz-does-things]

happy finaleversary @thesiltverses !! here's a playlist I made for this occasion 🦀 the river rises

[importantpics]

[pastel-lavender]

Under my tired look, I was wearing a second, smaller tired look

[cat-faces]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[landsccape]

[goodnightngoth]

life is short. hex the bitch

[welele]

Uépale

[qwertyu858]

[svltanija]

Did they died

[eightyonekilograms]

I'm playing correspondence chess with my brother and don't feel like making a move tonight but wanted to make sure I did it tomorrow, so I wrote "move against brother" in my TODO list before realizing that sounds kind of insane.

[phaeton-flier]

#AncientPrinceProblems

[lazywitchling]

I am apparently working on becoming a local cryptid at the store. Talents include:

Monitoring the changing of the seasons via mozzarella

Predicting the weather by picking up a piece of cheese and mysteriously saying “oh, the storm is gonna be bigger than we thought...” just before thunder

Mind reading, e.g. “Can you help me find a cheese? It’s called, uh... [starts fishing out shopping list]” “Gruyere?” “...yes O_o”

[lazywitchling]

Mozzarella doubles in sales in the span of a week, right about when the first tomatoes show up

Cheese that I’ve wrapped in plastic will acquire condensation in a few seconds when it’s about to rain big time

“Gruyere” is always the cheese people want to show me on their list rather than try to pronounce it.

[thebellwitchblog]

Cheese witch

[jonlybonlyfromboldlygo]

Quesomancy

[pericardium-and-glass]

Longing led you to me, to the Desert.

[lemonskittlesofficial]

me, watching my mutuals post ceaselessly about a fandom i’m not in: