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[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[sinsydia]

Sebastian being a menace Pt. 2

[reinfalllz]

sebalex yuri save me

[bugwolfsstuff]

Percy: What do you mean English is your third language?

Nico: Cause I'm half Greek? We are all half Greek? The gods are Greek?

Percy: I know we're hardwired for ancient Greek but like, I need lessons to actually understand it? Wouldn't it be your third language?

Nico: my dad lived with us in Italy, why wouldn't he speak his native language? I grew up speaking both Greek and Italian.

Leo: i think the more important thing we're ignoring here is that Hades was a present dad.

Nico: is, I live with him sometimes.

Leo: How was that childhood? Like *puts on a high voice* 'oh papa can you read me a bedtime story?' And he goes *puts on a deep voice* 'yes my little bambinas' and pulls out the necronomicon?

Nico: The necronomicon is fictional but points for knowing what that is and also no, he just told us stories he heard from the long dead, Mama was the weird one —but—

Nico: *turns around* Pollux, your dad was around when you were a kid; did you learn Greek?

Pollux: ναι. Different dialects tho.

—!——!—

You can pry this headcanon out of my cold dead hands.

[dixongravesart]

[i-will-write]

how i sleep knowing i write shitty fiction but at least don’t use chatgpt

[yayxstitch]

[hannrum]

Birthday gift for my friend. First time drawing battinson🦇

[hannrum]

Birthday gift for my friend. First time drawing battinson🦇

[robs-your-robins]

Gothamites narrating Batman, the Robins and Allies like a nature documentary prt VIII

Fake Attenborough: The cold snap is unseasonable, Mr Freeze has been over working it off late. But look, there amongst the snow...

Robin: *popping out of the snow like a daisy*

Fake Attenborough: The young bird is not prepared for this weather, with his short trousers and tunic with only a cape for warmth.

Robin: *visibly shivering*

Fake Attenborough: But here, the greater Gotham Catwoman has appeared. While it is known most cats would glady snap up a bird this small and vulnerable, this cat proves to be less interested in hunting but gathering the little bird close for warmth.

Fake Attenborough: The Bat comes on the scene. He regards his little bird for any sign of harm. Satisfied there is no harm done, he fold the little guy and Catwoman under his cape where they both will be warm again. For Bat, Cat and Robin, this proves to be a successful manoeuvre.

[theropegeek]

[the-cnc-captain]

I recommend you read this if you’re unsure about your own rape fantasies or can’t understand why others are into cnc.

Educate yourself, know its ok to want what you want and feel what you feel.

Never judge yourself for the way you feel or the kinks you crave, whatever they may be!

[catgirlthecrazy]

My one (mild) complaint about the original post is that it mentions these sorts of fantasies being common among both men and women, but only cites data about women. So I did a little googling, and although this wasn’t published when OP first made this post (and thus can’t be blamed for not including it), I did find this great article, from a social psychologist who reports on a survey he did of 4000 Americans aged 18-87 (not just college aged women). He found that (exact quotes from the article):

“61% of self-identified women had fantasized about this [being forced to have sex] before, while 24% said they fantasized about it often.”

“54% of self-identified men had fantasized about this before, while 11.5% said they fantasized about it often.”

“68% of non-binary participants had fantasized about this before, while 31% said they fantasized about it often.”

Interestingly, the same guy also asked people about the inverse, i.e. did they fantasize about forcing sex on someone else, which he talks about in a blog post. He found (again using exact quotes):

“20% of self-identified women had fantasized about this [forcing sex on someone else] before, while 4% said they fantasized about it often”

“38% of self-identified men had fantasized about this before, while 7% said they fantasized about it often”

“38% of non-binary participants had fantasized about this before, while 9% said they fantasized about it often”

I recommend reading both articles, they go into a lot more detail than I’ve reported here. This guy also wrote a book on this topic, though I haven’t read it.

TLDR: you’re not a freak or abnormal, there is no such thing as thoughtcrime.

[hannrum]

More genderbend superbat because theyre so dear to me.

With the lyrics from "made in japan"

[robs-your-robins]

You all know that I love Bruce joking around that he birthed each and every Robin and that’s where he got his kids, he certainly didn’t go yoinking them from the gravesides of dead parents or lifted them for stealing the wheels of the Batmobile or get them thrust upon him in a dramatic reveal. No, Bruce Wayne conceived, carried and birthed those children into existence in his mind and he will constantly pretend to use that to guilt his kids in behaving.

Dick refusing to rest after almost slipping a disk on a mission, telling Bruce that he has to get back on patrol. Bruce just goes on a rant how carrying Dick for nine months played havoc on his back until Dick gives in and gets back into bed to heal up.

Jason is being difficult just for the sake of it, to which somebody remarks on only for Bruce to sigh, comment that he should have known that Jason would be as difficult an adult as he was a birth. “Nineteen hours in labour, no epidural and this is what I get for thanks” he comments one time which happens to be in the Bat Suit and in the hearing of Jason’s goons. Now, they think the Bat is his biological mother.

Tim is refusing to let go of a case and hasn’t been at the Manor for a while and Alfred is getting sad about not seeing him in a while so Bruce rings him up and reminds Tim that the least Tim can do is show up to a dinner cooked by the man who delivered him into this world - because who else delivered each Robin?

Damian being a little shit and Bruce just rolling his eyes, “Nine months in my womb, kicking my organs black and blue for you to yell at me the same way your mother does.”

Some rogue calling Steph a pain in the ass and Bruce just nodding along which has Steph glaring at him. “Robin, I carried you through a heatwave and my ankles have never been the same, it was a giant pain in the ass but I still love you.”

Cass hasn’t been back to Gotham for a while and Bruce guilts her on the phone that he “carried her for nine months and gave birth to all ten pounds of her” and the least she can do is come see her poor old dad.

Duke refusing to take medication when sick, only for Bruce to wander into the stand off between he and Alfred, and reminiscently rattle off about all the drugs he refused while birthing Duke because he believed in a natural holistic birth which makes Duke groan and start choking down his meds in an effort not to hear this anymore.

[l00106]

“Clark, we can make the tape ourselves if you’re into that. Just not from Wayne tower cctv footage please”

[robs-your-robins]

Bruce: *yelling at the principal of Gotham Academy*

Duke: *sat outside the office*

Alfred, sat next to him: Master Wayne takes after his parents, I'm afraid.

Duke: So they were-

Alfred: Mrs Wayne was what you kids call "bat shit crazy". She once pulled a glock on Carmine Falcone and threatened to pistol whip him if he came near Master Wayne. She was actually banned from school grounds. Her mugshot is still framed in the Manor. I'll show you later if you like.

Duke:

Alfred: But yes, Master Wayne takes after his mother in that department.

Bruce: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Duke:

Alfred: He has his father's eyes. But yes, the crazy is all hers.

[robs-your-robins]

Little Bruce, maybe 5 or 6, coming home from school upset and Martha asks him what's the matter and he tearfully tells her that his teacher tore up his picture at school and made him redo it. Martha, incensed as you would imagine, calmly asks her crying child for the facts because yes, this teacher is getting full Mama Bear Martha but she needs to calm down a little before she totally flies off the handle.

Turns out that Bruce was asked to draw a picture of his family and he had, himself, Thomas and Martha and Alfred. And the teacher had asked whether Alfred was his grandfather and had turned when Bruce said he was their butler, "Your family, not the help" she had said before tearing up his hard work and telling him to start over. Bruce asks why she would say Alfred isn't part of their family and Martha is about to explain they aren't related but then...

The she remembers that Alfred is the one that drive her to the hospital when she went into labour that he had sat with her until Thomas got out of surgery. All the times Alfred took Bruce from under her feet when she was working, taking him into the kitchen to bake muffins or cookies. The times when he was tired or sick or stressed and he still showed up for the family. All the times that Alfred prepared a special dinner for Thomas and Martha when they hadn't seen each other in a while. How Alfred had been there when Martha was struggling being a new mom, how he had assured and praised her, how sometimes on days Thomas was away for business and she wasn't coping well that Alfred was her rock. How Alfred would drop everything to sit and talk to Thomas after he lost a patient.

Martha explains to Bruce that Alfred is part of their family. He's not an uncle or a grandfather or anything with a title but he's family, he's part of the family even if he's not related by blood because at the end of the day, it's the love that matters.

Bruce's redrawn picture is pride of place in the kitchen, where Alfred can see it every day.

[gothamsworstzine]

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