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digitaldiscipline

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

animentality

spencerthespacer-deactivated202

fox-in-the-wheat-deactivated202

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

ywg

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.

randomslasher

My roommate heard it going and went “OH MY GOD is it EVER going to resolve?” then the payoff hit and she busted up laughing

doubleca5t

The other day my wife told me about this influencer who said she needed to go on ozempic so she could go from 130 lbs down to 115 and I really cannot stress the degree to which we have so COMPLETELY lost the plot with this glp1 shit. Like not only are people are going on this shit for purely cosmetic purposes, the cosmetic purposes are delusional. This is the kind of mindset that gives people eating disorders but now because you can get a prescription instead of having to starve yourself or enduce vomiting a big swath of the general public seems eager to go along with it. Body Positivity did not go fucking far enough because I am being so real when I say that fatphobia is more of a public health crisis than obesity has ever been

doubleca5t

People making a choice feminism argument for Ariana Grande looking skeletal have me feeling like this

not-your-average-url

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

oliviasartmania

hey, Essek, I think your book is upside down

(just a wee little sketch because I was missing them)

Caleb's been lifting those HEAVY books. Essek has been watching. No, he is not helping. :)

#critical role #cr2 #shadowgast

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair

therustyskull

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

ralfmaximus

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

batbetbitbotbut

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices

one-time-i-dreamt

I really hated this girl in my class and we kept exchanging notes with various threats of violence on them but then on a Zoom call I saw that she kept a bunch of them pinned on her wall with little hearts around them and I got the biggest crush on her after that.

glowingemberz

Not again. Reread OPs name

virtualgirladvance

no shut up let me believe please i need this

sandersstudies

SOOOO hard to talk about body issues with teens because it’s like “how your body looks doesn’t matter well I mean it may matter to society/others but it SHOULDN’T matter to them so it shouldn’t matter to you but I realize that right now it does matter to you because it affects how others/society treats you and it’s hard to just convince yourself that doesn’t matter”

sandersstudies

Trying to explain almost anything to teens is hard because they’re in a period where what people think of you forms basically your entire life experience.

“Who cares if nobody likes what you wear! The worst that can happen is that you’re laughed at and talked about and excluded from social activities and never have a date to the dance and don’t have friends to support you during one of the most turbulent times of your life and don’t have the social practice necessary to transition into adulthood and are perceived by others to be worthless :) stay true to yourself! <3”

myfootyrthroat

"If they're judging you for that, you need better friends! I mean, I realize they're not really 'friends', they're just people you're forced to spend 8 hours a day with..."

tiktoks-i-enjoyed

ghostlyss

Also Canadian Comedian Colin Mochrie and his daughter Kinley!

hauntedchronicler

also david tennant - his family is very private when it comes to photos, but one of his children is nonbinary & he's been extremely vocally supportive

Sade also wrote a song for her son, which is absolutely worth a listen if you want to Cry A Lot

viralfrog

sonese127

stardustedknuckles

FJORD USING THUNDER STEP TO GET YASHA OUT OF THE FORCE CAGE "IF YOU'RE WILLING"

THE LAST TIME HE TRIED TO THUNDER STEP HER OUT AND AWAY SHE WAS NOT WILLING.

THAT WAS KINGS CAGE.

The narrative parallels of the Nein have always been above and beyond even most scripted stories but it never fails to delight and amaze me.

yamina-chan

I just talked about this on Discord and apparently, I'm not the only one who didn't notice this, so I'll talk about it here too. xD

I feel like I didn't quite make my perception check before now. *facepalm* Too distracted by the mental picture to pay attention to what was in front of me, haha.

So I was looking at everyone's costumes again because everyone was dressed up so amazingly. And I didn't quite notice during the show or while watching the VOD a week later that we have a case of matching gloves here until just a few moments ago. (I noticed both had those kinds of gloves which I thought was cool because those kinds of gloves are cool, but somehow I failed to see that it was the same kind. xD)

It's the little things.

aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

recycled-soul-deactivated201401

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

riskpig

WHAT?

endangeredslug-deactivated20170

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

riskpig

WHAT?????

thegrimmlovely

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

willowofthehearth

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

mayothefirst

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

eattherich73

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

smooththegoofyshark

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

jehovahhthickness

This is very true lol

bundibird

Yo what the f u c k

safifonhasstrel

archangeltwins

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

thesaltofcarthage

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

midnight-spectrum-again

What the fuck

gotterhag

panomoly

i-

….thank you tumblr??

stankpasta

hm.

krystal-prisms

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

soulvomit

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

wordsaremylife

Well I never

digital-magus

As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.

Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.

readysetjo

This post is a zombie. 🧟‍♀️ Pick one of the answers to see if you were bit or not. (There are 5 bite results out of 12 under the cut.) Best of luck. My deadeye is awaiting to meet any infected at the entrance of camp.

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