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for a woman in her 20s experiencing crippling loneliness, there are only three options:
go to therapy
date an evil man
become the hottest member of a homicidal cult
so funny that i posted this as a mentally ill catholic/severely repressed lesbian. i tried all of the above and would not recommend. just get some pussy you dumb bitch
giving up my dreams as part of my new years resolution to embrace minimalism
as someone who feels a strong connection with zombies, i find the concept of a fast zombie unrelatable. if the undead can outrun me then what’s the fucking point
i don't crave violence. my impulse control is way better than that. i just think a little violence would go a long way
if i could just trick myself into believing in crystals i think they would cure me
they call me bloody mary because, if you make me stand in front of a mirror when i’m on my period, i’ll kill you.
werewolves should really look into drag. the tear-away clothing would be a game changer on full moons
‘vampirism as a metaphor for sucking the life out of the people you love’ is almost as compelling as ‘vampirism as a metaphor for being so sexy’
men often mistake me for a manic pixie dream girl. but sadly for them my depression is unipolar and i'm just goofy af between episodes
update: just started mood stabilisers. it turns out feeling sexier and funnier and more compelling than anyone else was a symptom
i deserve a place in the guinness book of records for 'most obscure death'. not quite yet though. i’m working on it
purposefully botching my own lobotomy so i can have a new personality but i poke the little hammer thing too deep and start finding blonde men attractive
for a woman in her 20s experiencing crippling loneliness, there are only three options:
go to therapy
date an evil man
become the hottest member of a homicidal cult
your last resort is yoga class, mine is a church-mandated exorcism. we may contort into similar shapes but we are NOT the same
it must be said that i have a lot in common with banshees: the sobbing, the urge to scream, the terrible misfortune i bring upon everyone i meet,
my manifesto is going to be way better than the other manifestos bc it won’t contain any hate for minorities except that one specific subset of men who kiss like ceiling fans
my dream job is 'vengeful spirit'. i believe i'm more than qualified
i don't want to be buried or cremated or donated to science. it's all so unnatural. my lifeless body should be devoured by my cat, as god intended