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[cudlpussyriot]

position.

[dizli8]

с др меня🛞

У вашего любимого урода сегодня днюха, в честь этого ловите постеры с любимыми черномазыми

[zatanindie]

I came back watching all Futurama season again, im on season 4 right now and oh boy how I miss bender

[dizli8]

все мы любим фембоев

[dizli8]

Мемный Фрай

Ночью на смехуятину потянуло

[matchasketches]

[lumsparko]

Man I love Aqua Teen Hunger Force Unit Patrol Squad 1 Something You Know Whatever TV Show Show Forever, gotta be one of my favorite shows

[teacupballerina]

SUPER adorable concept art of Verbina and Astor!!! The ebay listing says the artist is Paul Rudish, who wrote and boarded the episode.

[evalinga]

NOOO, THE SWOOORD!!!!

[dizli8]

он такой неудачник

[dizli8]

Какой то зëбр

[dizli8]

оо, какая досада

[dizli8]

трансы рулят

Мне по приколу

[dizli8]

Распиздяй

[dizli8]

3д штуки

[dizli8]

сру картинками

Приспичило сделать зарисовки себя и кореша (тот, который в маске медика)

[snoipas-jar]

merasmus relationship hcs 🍽️

Sigh… ok… I guess… (/lh)

Dating merasmus

- He is so fucking old. He doesn’t know what a microwave is. You are constantly explaining these things to him

- You can’t argue with him about anything because he’ll just go “Whatever. Go my scarab.” And suddenly you’re fighting a giant bug

- He is painfully competitive. He wants you to play board games with him. Do not play board games with him

- He can’t take you on regular dates because he has no money. He offers to take you on a pleasant stroll through the underworld instead. Hey at least the underworld has a carnival! That’s cool

- Refuses to do the dishes

- Very open with his emotions honestly. He will sob on your lap about how hard it is find sufficient methods of torturing those stupid mercenaries for his summoning rituals

- On a similar note, he is not over his ex (soldier). Or his other ex (Tom jones)

- Honestly I think a relationship with him would boil down to both of you thinking you’re keeping the other one as a pet

NSFW

- Ok so canonically he stays a virgin to make rituals easier so idk if he’d be willing to give that up for you

- Then again, it is kind of sort of (in my twisted brain) implied that he’s fucked soldier so maybe his idea of virginity is flexible

- Regardless I think he would be bad at it. Several thousand years out of practice and all

- Threesome with the bombinomicon when (I’m sorry)