Permanent Hesitation

[dizzysycamore]

jolting awake @ 3AM mood

me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck

my body: water

me: what?

my body, louder: Woter

[distractedboyfriend]

Stay the fuck away from this dude

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you put Lil’ John and Lil’ Wayne together, would that make a full size John Wayne?

[meltedbartsimpson]

it’s 2007 and I’m ready to crack all my friends up!

[shiftythrifting]

[rockhardgeologist]

[whatevernatureis]

my dog: this water no good,,,, it is too gross. it has bin here in this here water bowl too long for an hour…. that… is to long for it to be dranken…

also my dog: this poddle… in the road. it is…….. so… refreshing…….

[noahisahuman]

YOU’RE WELCOME

[anchovy-official]

do you take constructive criticism on your posts?

[unclefather]

[parakavka]

[parakavka]

#he has a sock !!!!!

[slunchy]

okay so a friend of mine gave me these magnetic letters to put on my fridge that he bought at a dollar store

and it has typical writing on it that you would expect to find on a dollar store alphabet set “helps children learn to spell” etc.

but after we opened it we saw the Z had been covering a message:

wh-

whjj whO IS yuoUR TARGET DEmoGRAPHiC

[unclefather]

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

[kcomesundone]

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[stability]

@ songs that make me feel both slutty and powerful, thank you

[artisanalbooty]

Cotton eyed joe

[keatonpatti]

[planet-motherfucker]

[gamecubewizard]

MOTHERFUCKERS YOU AINT GONNA BELIEVE THIS

[boymeetworldtradecenter]

IT’S MONDAY!!!!! TIME TO HOLD DOWN THE BRACKET KEY FOR TEN SECONDS

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