Professional Hellraiser

:\ READ ME _ I'm a guy in a hat who makes music and wrecks shit up. Don't be causing trouble unless you're asking for it. [[Independent AU Roxas RP/Ask blog]] Tracking: djroxas

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[dj-roxas]

Sorry for dropping off suddenly, I got reeled into some more work and have some health appointments to catch up on. 

But most importantly, I’m deciding to move to a new blog - a lot of goo has accrued on this one and one of the big problems for me is having a decent tag system since stuff changed through the years. I’ll announce the new blog as soon as I get it set up - prompts and drafts that are sitting on my bucket list won’t be dropped when I make the move. 

[dj-roxas]

Hurt rp Starters

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down! You don't want to get even more hurt, do you?"

"Tell me where it hurts."

"Whoa, that's purple... It looks like your shoulder is dislocated."

"Oh my god. Are you okay?"

"You're bleeding... You're bleeding bad..."

"This is gonna hurt..."

"Holy crap! I may not know much about human anatomy, but legs don't bend that way!"

"It's all swollen up..."

"You have a black eye. Where you fighting with someone?"

"Okay... Okay, hospital. Hospital, now."

"I think you have a concussion."

"Calm down! Calm down! Your ankle is sprained, okay?"

"Here, lean on me."

"I'm gonna need more bandaids..."

"What the hell happened to you!?"

"Here, I need to clean you up. This might sting a bit..."

"We need to get the bullet out..."

"Oh my god, you've been shot!"

"Did... did you get beat up!?"

"Just hold on. You're gonna be fine..."

"Look out for that car!"

"Wake up! Oh god, please wake up!"

"You're alive! Oh, thank god!"

"I'm no doctor, but you should have that looked at. It's bleeding a lot..."

"What is that? Are there bandages under your shirt?"

"Why is your arm wrapped up like that? And are those blood stains!?"

"You must have hit the back of your head really hard."

"Look at me. Just look at me and stay awake. Can you do that?"

[dj-roxas]

[ why be passive aggressive when you can be aGGRESSIVE AGGRESSIVE ]

[punkmineral-deactivated20130829]

r.i.p. more like R.I.P.PED *zombie bursts out of ground and flexes his sick ass muscles*

[dj-roxas]

//Offline

Gonna retire and hop on to finish other inbox things another day, I need sleepy sleeps. OTL 

[ratcity]

wtf- want to fight dtf- down to fight af: always fighting iagtfts- i am going to fight the sun

[dj-roxas]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“FIRST MY BANANAS AND NOW MY CEREAL-” He picks up Ven and carries him out towards the door. “QUIT MOOCHING OFF MY FOOD, YOU BUM.” 

[gxnmetal-deactivated20160802]

“…” Well then. Now, he was a little relieved that he h a d the enhancements – theywould p r o b a b l y  save him from all of that, or at least not make it as bad. “And why did you think it was a good idea to put it in the cereal, of all things?”

[dj-roxas]

Roxas raised a brow, this guy’s pretty laid back about the news.. “I told you man, I got a problem with red vermin. If there’s anything that pests like, it’s sweet stuff.” 

[dj-roxas]

♥ -THROWS IT AT HIS BUTT-

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“Goodness gracious Ven, my ass is not a valid bachelor.” 

[dj-roxas]

gxnmetal said: “If I die, then we all know who’s responsible.” He just continues eating the cereal.

“Oh no no, you’re not gonna die - you’re just going to shit violently, all the time, in this life and the next.” He paused a moment, “Hm, not sure if that’s any better than death come to think of it.”  

[dj-roxas]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN MY HOME?! AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IS THAT MY FUCKING CEREAL YOU’RE EATING?!” Roxas shouted at he threw his fists in the air, raring for a fight.

[sdfasfasdfrtdshdyjartbdfgqerg1]

[dj-roxas]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“I certainly hope you’re not eating the frosty flakes from my cabinet..” There was a tinge of concern in his voice, “I’ve been having a redhead vermin problem and laced the cereal with something awful.” 

[dj-roxas]

This is the meme police. You are under arrest for not paying your fireant taxes for the past few months. Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

I know who this is, nice try though, dweeb.

[foxintwilight]

AAAARRRRT

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