chronic sonic yapper

blog for me to yap abt sonic + sonic x reader based stuff.

[shutupfruitgummi]

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Placeholder till I make something prettier but hey yeah im here now.

im cherry and im 22 and i like Sonic. A lot.

I will also yap about yume/x reader related shit so uh if you dont vibe with that then skedaddle.

you're also free to send me ur own brainrot. i'm not that much of a writer but im still interested in hearing yall out!

i will also interact with/post 18+ content so minors DNI

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[shutupfruitgummi]

you know how sonic acts shy and overwhelmed by amy loving him so much? that but with rewrite and reader who is a viral being that is akin to the ILOVEYOU virus which they’re like “I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU” as rewrite does sweat drop blushes from iloveyou reader smothering him with their love because he is overwhelmed and he’s all “yes, yes i love you too” in his automated voice to iloveyou reader

WAIT YOU'RE COOKING THEREEEEEE

rewrite finds he likes the attention from iloveyou reader too much to really banish them or do anything about it, and plus he finds it fun to play the part of the hedgehog he's supposed to mimic and it feeds into his god complex, so he just sweat drop blushes and pats reader's head as they nuzzle him. it would honestly be a dark day if iloveyou reader decided they didn't love him anymore. miles would not be left alone. never leave him or he'll crash out.

[funkytimewitsox]

ough I'll draw more in a bit uno momento por favor

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OMGGGGG LOOKITLOOKIT THIS IS SO CUTEEEEEE

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YES HI IM ALIVE

i'm alive i promise omg 😭😭😭😭😭 i wanna try reviving this blog a little more, sorry i've been so quiet, i've just been more active on discord and shit and haven't had much incentive to get on tumblr rkgsdjfosfd

that being said...

I WILL BE PURGING MY INBOX!

i feel overwhelmed rn with the stuff i've had sitting in there for months and i wanna try giving myself a clean slate to feel more motivated to post here, so if there's shit you wanna send me then feel free to do it now and i'll do my best to answer </33

[shutupfruitgummi]

HOW DOES THIS ACCOUNT STILL GET NOTIFS I THOUGHT SONIC X READER TAG WAS DEAD 😭

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sorry im not posting i have a new job and thats beating my ass in the QRTs </3 i need to answer my inbox soon

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FUCK

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AHEM

Tattoo artist sonic.

send post.

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sorry im not posting i have a new job and thats beating my ass in the QRTs </3 i need to answer my inbox soon

[xkarmawrites]

Random headcanons while I’m working on a request :3

My brain keeps throwing me the most unhinged ideas at random hours, so just… go with me on this one 😭

“WHAT TYPE OF DRUG WOULD THEY BE?” Don’t ask where this came from because I genuinely could not tell you 💀

don’t do drugs, kids (MDNI)

SHORT HEADCANONS

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Sonic is literally just caffeine

° Like… an espresso shot. He’s fast, chaotic, makes you feel like you can do anything for like 3 hours and then you crash and regret your life choices.

Shadow gives me morphine vibes

°Super calm, controlled, kinda intimidating? Like he’s quiet but you can feel how heavy his presence is. Not something you mess with lightly.

Silver is melatonin

°He’s just soft, a little confused half the time, but genuinely trying to fix everything. Like he shows up with the purest intentions, but the execution is a little… laggy sometimes

Knuckles is epinephrine aka adrenaline

°This one fits him way better than anything else tbh. He’s pure fight-or-flight energy. The second something happens, he’s already moving, already throwing hands, already protecting what’s his.

Espio is cannabis

°Not in a chaotic or lazy way. Espio gives that controlled, intentional calm. The kind that slows everything down just enough for you to notice every little detail.

Mighty would be codeine

°Hear me out on this one...It’s not chaotic, not overwhelming… it’s steady and grounding. There’s a calm strength to it, like it takes the edge off without completely knocking you out.

Scourge is straight up cocaine

°Energy Ego through the roof, reckless, thinks he’s unstoppable. Fun for like 5 seconds and then everything starts going downhill FAST.

Infinite is giving LSD

°Everything about him is illusion, perception, mind games… like what is real anymore?? He’d have you questioning your entire existence.

Mephiles… okay this one is DARK..but heroin.

He’s not even about the 'high,' he’s just… consuming. Like quiet, creeping, gets in your head and suddenly nothing feels real or safe anymore. He doesn’t chase, he just waits… and that’s worse..

Thanks for coming to my TED talk

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[kalopsiahaze]

Sketch Commissions for Medical Care

I forget to post art a lot but I'm opening some quick 20-30$USD sketch commissions for medical care.

I need to have 5 teeth removed [all wisdom teeth and a broken tooth], be treated for a gum infection, and receive fillings for cavities. It's not really something I can put off, but I cannot work and thus need help paying for these things.

Currently the cost of my entire treatment is a little over 4,700$USD The wisdom teeth removal and extraction of my broken tooth is the most pressing, and is currently priced at 3,340$USD

Examples of my art:

Slots are infinite, though may take time to complete due to my chronic fatigue. Price is subject to change depending on character complexity or amount of characters [As these would require me to take longer on commissions]

Please DM me here if you are interested [Reblogs are immensely appreciated if you otherwise do not want to, or cannot commission me]

[waayix]

HEY. HEY.

U SHOULD COMMISSION MY FRIEND THEY MAKE RLLY COOL ART

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CHERRY!!! CHERRY DID YOU LISTEN TO THE NEW CHAOTIX CASEFILES?!?! BECAUSE OH MY DAYSSSS!!!

I DIDNT YET I FORGOT TO LISTEN TO EP 6 BUT WHEN IM LESS OCCUPIED ILL LISTEN AND THEN EDIT THIS ASK SCRTEAMING ABT IT JGPSJDPFS

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If I opened a (18+) discord server, would you join it?

Fuck yea

nah not rlly

ur scareyyy :(

Voting ended onMar 9

[shutupfruitgummi]

If I opened a (18+) discord server, would you join it?

Fuck yea

nah not rlly

ur scareyyy :(

Voting ended onMar 9

[shutupfruitgummi]

If I opened a (18+) discord server, would you join it?

Fuck yea

nah not rlly

ur scareyyy :(

Voting ended onMar 9

[shutupfruitgummi]

sorry ive been so dead i've just felt very lazy abt posting

i need to socialize more ong 😭

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I don't know why, but your lastest post about Sonic and children doesn't appear in the "x Reader" tag orz. At at first I thought that maybe you were shadowbanned, but nope, the one about Sonic wanting to marry reader still appears, so maybe it's just Tumblr being Tumblr (ーー;) lmao

i'm like 80% sure its because of the breeding kink mention at the very bottom 😭 tags are very inconsistent and i didn't know whether to tag it nsfw or not but ig tumblr did that for me

[shutupfruitgummi]

outta curiosity but do i seem intimidating at all?

yeah ur a lil scary

Nah you're not intimidating

I'm too shy to approach you orz

Voting ended onFeb 16

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PLEASE DONT BE SHY IF U WANNA TALK TO ME IM JUST SOME BUM WHO LIKES TO TALK ABT STUPID HEDGEHOGS,,,

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Any babyfever Sonic hc?? Also what kind of parent would he be?

baby fever would hit sonic hard. and i mean HARD. there's a point where he gets a bit older and sees how much Tails has grown and it makes him realize how much he misses that feeling of having someone or something small to protect. it's so fulfilling in a different way compared to having the world on his shoulders and he loves it.

if he doesn't have his own biological kids i imagine he'd be a type to go out and adopt, he knows there aren't a lot of fortunate kits out there, and he also wants to give them the best chance he can. Maybe he'll either be a foster parent for a bit, or he'll go straight into adopting. either one is good for him tbh.

I've said this before but parent Sonic would 100% be peter B parker from spiderverse.

skittish about having kids at first, but when he actually has one? Oh god, good luck getting him to not gush about his little hoglet for 5 minutes. he has them as his phone or comm wallpaper, gushing about their little feats like their first steps or their first words. tails is almost envious

he also loves bringing them everywhere whenever he can. That baby harness is his second skin by now, and then a stroller, and then it's always carrying them on his shoulders or by the hand. he's the kind of parent who would embarrass their kid by clapping the loudest at any sort of sport they sign up for, but you really can't hate him for it.

and if he's with reader and not a single parent? he'd get one hell of a breeding kink lowk. he would beg to breed. im deadass.