Go Bite the Bullet

A Bastard Man's Personal blog. I have an art blog if you want to only see my actual drawings without the trash.

[coffee-n-kush]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[regularhill]

[lacefuneral]

me if i was lobsta 🦞 monday

[twentythousandblades]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[crehelf]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

[chabbit]

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:

Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.

Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.

Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.

Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.

Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.

Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

[notsomerryerry]

@noelle217

[gale-gentlepenguin]

This is adorable

[arrghigiveup]

They just posted some more!

[source]

[kradeiz]

And some more!

[eeveelution-appreciation]

You forgot these!!!

[cubonepropoganda]

I’m disappointed that these were left out

[a-redharlequin]

SO MANY GOOD ONES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[godofhyperrainbows]

If I ever don’t reblog this, kill me

[itznarcotic]

[gengaritez]

[luckyladylily]

This is actually very normal human behavior. It's just that most people (in the USA) think "Jesus strengthens me" instead of "I am a pikmin, dandori time"

[sunspotpony]

This is literally why stories and fantasy are so useful to humans. We cannot tackle every mundane challenge with enthusiasm, and facing against profoundly daunting tasks can be deeply demoralizing, and you don’t get to feel cool or heroic for filing 400 pieces of paperwork.

We arm ourselves with stories and fantasy, so that the laundry can become a charming hurdle to overcome, and the daunting stack of bills is the leviathan we the brave knights must slay.

Humans have always been like this. So many cultures have stories or mythology or even rituals about literally embodying another being better suited to the challenge one currently faces.

Stories are armor. Stories are fuel.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[losdibujitos]

Gallos con tenis 🐓👟

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[toddhowardxreader]

When i was in middle school i was banned frm the twilight wiki bc i kept changing Edward’s photo to this

[hymnism]

[iosonomer-blog]

[mandsleanan]

Minding your own business and some fucking scarab just rolls a big ball of shit over you

[cryoverkiltmilk]

How do you go on with life after that?

[sarahmackattack]

Look you thought YOU were having a bad Monday, but please get some perspective. In all likelihood nobody rolled a gigantic orb of shit over your body, compressing you stinkily into the dirt.

[sasukeologist]

[bibiana112]

I love when Tumblr has random funny bullshit videos without any description like this and I just have to trust either that my mutuals wouldn't put unfunny things on my dash or that I've made good decisions on who to follow

[running-batty]

Sharing the original video because nothing could prepare me for the offical sketch the police department sent.

[fatsexybitch]

NGL that is WAY funnier than Sasuke

[unclefather]

this post will not allow me to find peace

[pacificrim-archive]

[midiport]