Laughing Through It All

Hi there! Welcome to my blog. NO TERFs OR RADFEMs ALLOWED! I'LL BITE YOU WITHOUT HESITATION! I'm 29. I'm Black, Bisexual, and Pangender. Bookworm and color lover. Minors please DNI! 🔞 Taken by the handsome neonknight27 for 13 years ♎️ 🌱💐🌻🎉

[djboombase]

I started an aesthetic blog

@the-queen-of-pastels  if anyone was interested. :)

[djboombase]

I’ve also have a writing blog! @writer-of-passion

[djboombase]

Now I've made a witch blog haha! @black-witches-haven

[cat-mermaid]

Ok so gonna share some peak info with yous alls, keep yer voice down

So nintendy is tryin to cover its ass on account of it givin all yous freaks ab-see-lute freedom to make DICK CITY a reality? yous wannas be able to upload your screenshots from your switch? Yous need to get one of these bad boys:

then you take the microSD card outta the switch and do one of these

den yous go like so

den i think yous can handle da rest ;)

anyways if anyone asks, you were never here

*slinks away into the darkness*

*slinks back from the darkness*

okays okays, i hear yous der in the back, yeah theres the...

(ominous pause)

other way

(distant rumble of thunder, wind starts whistling)

looks like we gotta spit some about the "usb-c to usb-a" cable maneuver

so if you know a guy who knows a guy who can put one of these in yer hot lil hands-

den ya gotta do the ol "one two skeedoo-it" if you know watta i mean

then you do like so

then you give 'em the ol applesauce

don't say i never did nothin for y-

WHAT DA

DAMMIT YOUS WAS FOLLOWED!

SHIT ITS THE BIG MAN!

RUN FER IT, HE'S THE MEANIST SONAVA BITCH THIS SIDE OF-

oh, wait. He just wants yous to buy his official cable if yous gonna do all dis? Big Man just wants to get paid? Fella yous got some weird priorities

[paparoach]

i will be your 30 year old mutual

[oldmanpusspuss]

It's dumb as hell that tumblr won't let you reblog posts from deactivated blogs that had you blocked. Like. Clearly I'm the superior blog here I'm the survivor I should be able to pillage and plunder whatever I like from them

[kaziusklasterzoroaster]

You people are bullies

[oldmanpusspuss]

are you mad at me

[kaziusklasterzoroaster]

You’re literally asking “why won’t the designers of this app let me continue taunting someone who wanted me to leave them alone, past the point where me and my friends hounded them away from interacting with other people?”. 

Do you think that a good person would ask that question? 

[oldmanpusspuss]

so you are mad at me? :(

[oldmanpusspuss]

They don't know op just wants to reblog funny spn shitposts from deactivated deangirl blogs who blocked her for saying dean winchester has erectile dysfunction and has sex with cars 😕😔

[6qubed]

and now knowing that, I am certain that the only reason you should be around a keyboard is if one was being used on you as a bludgeoning instrument

[oldmanpusspuss]

are you mad at me too :(

[kittykatchao]

did they ask for your nsfw headcannons?

[oldmanpusspuss]

everybody wants to know my NSFW headcanons

[kittykatchao]

See,this right here is the problem. You assume that they just do. But I am included in everybody,and am not in the mood for nsfw headcannons.

[oldmanpusspuss]

are you mad at me

[plum-soup]

40 year old man had this as his grindr prof pic.

[powerburial]

fire

[tonysbabe29]

This is dope as fuck

[twistcmyk]

[were--ralph]

normalize milking someone's grandfather

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

[inkyxward]

Guy who made death stranding: Getting some real "Death Stranding" vibes from this situation

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

never forget

[neuroxin]

what is that peanus even supposed to be tho??

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

It’s supposed to be a rock with a fireman’s hat on top 😬

[rudeteens]

POV Minecraft steev looking down at his dong

[goatsandgangsters]

how to find literally any post on a blog in seconds (on desktop)

there are so many posts about ~tumblr is so broken, you can’t find any post on your own blog, it’s impossible, bluhrblub~

I am here to tell you otherwise! it is in fact INCREDIBLY easy to find a post on a blog if you’re on desktop/browser and you know what you’re doing:

url.tumblr.com/tagged/croissant will bring up EVERY post on the blog tagged with the specific and exact phrase #croissant. every single post, every single time. in chronological order starting with the most recent post. note: it will not find #croissants or that time you made the typo #croidnssants. for a tag with multiple words, it’s just /tagged/my-croissant and it will show you everything with the exact phrase #my croissant

url.tumblr.com/tagged/croissant/chrono will bring up EVERY post on the blog tagged with the exact phrase #croissant, but it will show them in reverse order with the oldest first 

url.tumblr.com/search/croissant isn’t as perfect at finding everything, but it’s generally loads better than the search on mobile. it will find a good array of posts that have the word croissant in them somewhere. could be in the body of the post (op captioned it “look at my croissant”) or in the tags (#man I want a croissant). it won’t necessarily find EVERYTHING like /tagged/ does, but I find it’s still more reliable than search on mobile. you can sometimes even find posts by a specific user by searching their url. also, unlike whatever random assortment tumblr mobile pulls up, it will still show them in a more logically chronological order

url.tumblr.com/day/2020/11/05 will show you every post on the blog from november 5th, 2020, in case you’re taking a break from croissants to look for destiel election memes 

url.tumblr.com/archive/ is search paradise. easily go to a particular month and see all posts as thumbnails! search by post type! search by tags but as thumbnails now

url.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/audio will show you every audio post on your blog (you can also filter by other post types). sometimes a little imperfect if you’re looking for a video when the op embedded the video in a text post instead of posting as a video post, etc

url.tumblr.com/archive/tagged/croissant will show you EVERY post on the blog tagged with the specific and exact phrase #croissant, but it will show you them in the archive thumbnail view divided by months. very useful if you’re looking for a specific picture of a croissant that was reblogged 6 months ago and want to be able to scan for it quickly 

url.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/audio/tagged/croissant will show you every audio post tagged with the specific phrase #croissant (you can also filter by photo or text instead, because I don’t know why you have audio posts tagged croissant) 

the tag system on desktop tumblr is GENUINELY amazing for searching within a specific blog! 

caveat: this assumes a person HAS a desktop theme (or “custom theme”) enabled. a “custom theme” is url.tumblr.com, as opposed to tumblr.com/url. I’ve heard you have to opt-into the former now, when it used to be the default, so not everyone HAS a custom theme where you can use all those neat url tricks. 

if the person doesn’t have a “custom theme” enabled, you’re beholden to the search bar. still, I’ve found the search bar on tumblr.com/url is WAY more reliable than search on mobile. for starters, it tends to bring posts up in a sensible order, instead of dredging up random posts from 2013 before anything else

if you’re on mobile, I’m sorry. godspeed and good luck finding anything. (my one tip is that if you’re able to click ON a tag rather than go through the search bar, you’ll have better luck. if your mutual has recently reblogged a post tagged #croissant, you can click #croissant and it’ll bring up everything tagged #croissant just like /tagged/croissant. but if there’s no readily available tag to click on, you have to rely on the mobile search bar and its weird bizarre whims) 

[oicuperp]

what type of feet do you have

egyptian

roman

greek

german

celtic

orient

african

aboriginal

norwegian

mongolian

Voting ended onNov 16, 2025

[oicuperp]

this is an average oicuperp post i thought you guys were used to this by now come on ...

[a-titty-ninja]

[8ravo]

Mass Post Editor Thingy

So if anyone still doesn’t know how to get to the mass post editor thing with the new theme thingy just type this & it will take you there.

http://www.tumblr.com/mega-editor/YOUR URL HERE

[innerchildabortionclinic]

there's this cake in the bakery at the grocery store I work at that i'm obsessed with because it's supposed to be a cute ladybug themed cake but the way the antennae are positioned over its eyes it looks sadistic. i'll take a pic if I see it today

[innerchildabortionclinic]

FINALLY GOT A PIC

my beautiful evil daughter❤️

[girlnumbers]

WHO? WHO? WHAT? HOW? WHO?? WHY? WHAT??? WHOM?? YOU?

[aquastardark]

“Babyyyyyyy!”

Aliens witness humans going “Babyyyy” when they see other animals and mistakenly believe that humans are liable to believe ANYTHING is a member of their young if it acts/appears similar enough; this has resulted in MULTIPLE cases where aliens leave their children at human orphanages instead of on their own world because of humanity’s pack bonding ability and it becomes some huge scandal where aliens are like.

“Manipulating them into taking care of our own young is immoral”

and

“Have you seen humanity? The moment they figure out what we’re doing, they’re freak out and go on a murder spree!”

Meanwhile, humanity is just like ‘sweet, we’re taking care of alien kids… we can handle this :)’

Bonus points if a human brings something like a puppy on board a ship and call it by saying ‘babyyyy!~’ and, despite knowing that it is DEFINITELY not a human infant, they try to treat it as such despite the fact that it is not a human.

Humanity appreciates this. 

[tinyowlthoughts]

Neighbor: How are you getting so many alien babies? Where are they coming from? Orphanage Matron, surrounded by children and toddlers of all types playing together in the yard: Oh, the intergalactic council reached out and let me know they were looking for placements for the kids, and they offered to pay for a new building in a good neighborhood, so…¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Neighbor: *stares at huge Georgian-style mansion* Really?

Matron: Yeah, I think they looked up ‘human orphanage’ and took the building style from Google, but it has a pool and different biome controls for the bedrooms so everyone is comfortable!

Neighbor: *watches as one insectoid child yanks off one of their legs and chases another child with it* Um, one of them just…

Matron: Oh, Ixbitz. Ixbitz put that down young man! Now! Don’t worry, it’ll grow back in a few days. He just likes freaking out the others. Ix, I said put it down!

Neighbor: *slowly backing up* Ah, well, you have your hands full. Uh. Welcome to the neighborhood.

Matron: Oh, thank you! I - Ix do not put that in your mouth! Get back here!

[the-haiku-bot]

Matron: Oh, thank you!

I - Ix do not put that in

your mouth! Get back here!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[detectivehole]

this is what i sent

this is what i got

[anioryans]

[leopardmask-ao3]

ohhh yeah that tracks