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badwolfbills:

I personally draw the line at stone cold murder, because I don’t think if I were to be incarcerated my boyfriend could manage to live without me, but I’m sure we can find someone with a less demanding personal life to help you out. Consider it my welcome present.

Right? I think it’s the nose.

You’re my hero, Billie. I will be sure to repay you from beyond the grave,

The nose is a pretty good indicator of Billie-ness. I’d also say your hair but I’m not sure why. But I’ve already said it so- your hair is also very Billie-y.

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badwolfbills:

I mean, I’m sure something could be arranged. Do you have bite preferences? Like, force, body part…

Yeah? I think so too. I technically was called Leian for like three weeks before it was changed. I don’t think I have a Leian face, do I?

Yes I do, actually.

Really hard and straight to the jugular, causing immediate death and a quick release from this mortal coil. The sweet embrace of death calls me and I am ready to answer.

I’m joking of course...mostly. But you’re right about that, you’ve got more of a Billie face, I’d say.

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botanistphil:

Probably just because it’s a small town, makes it feel like there’s a lot of people. Plus, occasionally you’ll run into a British accent. Feels like home. I’ve even run into an Australian! I was hoping they would have a koala, but no such luck. 

Hey, I’m here for you! I’m so happy you decided to move down here. Don’t worry, I won’t let you out to dry. Anything you need, I will be right at your door to bother you! 

No koalas? Why did I even bother moving here?

I knew I could always count on you, Philly-boy. Anything I need? Does that mean I can come over later and eat all your food?

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djdanhizzle:

I guess now is as good a time as ever to introduce myself so…

Hello, neighborhood, I’m Dan Howell and I’m sorry in advance for every awkward encounter we’ll inevitably have.

Awww don’t be shy, love, we don’t bite… hard. I’m Billie, Bills works too, welcome around!

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But if I were to request a hard bite...would that be available?

Hello there, Billie! That’s a cool name!

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djdanhizzle:

I guess now is as good a time as ever to introduce myself so…

Hello, neighborhood, I’m Dan Howell and I’m sorry in advance for every awkward encounter we’ll inevitably have.

Dan! You made it! What do you think of Stonecastle so far? How’s the place?

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That I did! The town seems pretty nice, I guess. It’s uh...pretty busy...not used to that yet, but I’m sure I’ll adjust! Eventually, at least.

The place is nice! I’m mostly just glad I’ve got you nearby, though. Dunno what I would have done going somewhere new all on my own.

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I guess now is as good a time as ever to introduce myself so...

Hello, neighborhood, I’m Dan Howell and I’m sorry in advance for every awkward encounter we’ll inevitably have.