do it right

Nolan Gerard Funk. Personal Fitness Trainer at Stonecastle Gym. Modern Day Renaissance Classic Lover Fighter.

[nolangerardfunknews]

nolanfunk: Grateful for these moments. Cheers to a brighter 2022 for everyone 🍾 Any resolutions? 🚀

[nolangerardfunknews]

nolanfunk: Nashville, how we doing?

[fitnesswithnolan]

NolanGFunk: im going to freeze to death

[nolangerardfunknews]

nolanfunk: Hey babe are you watching?

[jlaw-x]

I am not gonna lie, the ski slopes look so tempting but I’ve never skied in my life and I have enough trouble walking as it is, never mind with two big planks under my feet. I wanna try it but I can so see a broken leg in my case if that happens. So if anyone needs me, I will be at the bar. Where I will still probably hurt myself but at least there will be alcohol. 

[fitnesswithnolan]

Well, if you want to try it, I’m sure they have lessons you can pay for? Or I can teach you. I’m pretty good at skiing and it would be free. Though I’ve never taught someone, so I guess you get what you pay for, Ha! Maybe I should print out some liability forms first. The bar is a great alternative. I fully support your decision.

[lostiinspiration-deactivated201]

[gigixohadid]

GigiHadid: The Wanted? Who? #haha

[fitnesswithnolan]

NolanFunk: Oh my god, you just threw me through a time loop. @gigixohadid​

[fitnesswithnolan]

What is their lockscreen?

A photo from the last time he went to Paris

What is their background?

A photo of him and Violett @v-beane

What is their main ringtone?

Jazz Music

Top 3 most used apps?

Instagram, Duolingo, Calendar

Last 5 text messages sent?

[text to Vi]: Call me after? [text to Madelaine]: What’s up, red? @madelaine-x [text to Grant]: Got it. @kryptonitegustin [text to Tyler] :Miss you, bud. @tyhasyourbooze [text to Client]: Cool. We can do it over zoom. 

Last 3 phone calls? (incoming or outgoing)

Violett, Madelaine, Client

[fitnesswithnolan]

text: vi

Nolan: Hey, Vi. How did your birthday end up being?

[fitnesswithnolan]

NolanFunk: Had a dream that I was on Dancing with the Stars.

[fitnesswithnolan]

MelisaaBenoistt: I’m sad it’s not Christmas.

NolanGFunk: @MelisaaBenoist me too

[fitnesswithnolan]

Nolan 📲 Vi

Violett: I could do with a distraction.

Violett: Do you want to do something?

Nolan: Honestly thought you'd never ask.

[fitnesswithnolan]

if you could change one non-physical thing about yourself, what would it be and why?

I wish I took more chances.

[fitnesswithnolan]

Do you collect anything?

The weird things people leave at the gym. 

[fitnesswithnolan]

Nolan 📲 Vi

Violett: You're amazing.

Nolan: Ehhhhh, you said it not me.

Nolan: Seriously though, are you okay? Do you need anything?

[fitnesswithnolan]

Nolan 📲 Vi

Violett: Because it’s a lot of baggage.

Nolan: We've all got baggage. It's just about finding someone whose baggage matches yours.

[fitnesswithnolan]

Nolan 📲 Vi

Violett: Thanks. I get it if you want to clear off now. I understand that’s a lot to deal with it.

Nolan: Why would I want to leave because you got handed a bad deck?