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kaylaewell:

I have eaten so much junk food today that I think my body will be full for a week. Now all I want to do is watch Disney movies and pass out. The gym will be rough tomorrow. Oh, god.

Or you could just skip it... I won’t tell.

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Well isn’t that a flattering picture... #IswearIhavefun #endofsummerluau

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djdanhizzle:

You’re my hero, Billie. I will be sure to repay you from beyond the grave,

The nose is a pretty good indicator of Billie-ness. I’d also say your hair but I’m not sure why. But I’ve already said it so- your hair is also very Billie-y.

You’re be Dan the friendly ghost, I love it!

Yeah? You think so? I honestly don’t know what my hair is like most of the time, it has it’s own mind.

djdanhizzle:

Yes I do, actually.

Really hard and straight to the jugular, causing immediate death and a quick release from this mortal coil. The sweet embrace of death calls me and I am ready to answer.

I’m joking of course…mostly. But you’re right about that, you’ve got more of a Billie face, I’d say.

I personally draw the line at stone cold murder, because I don’t think if I were to be incarcerated my boyfriend could manage to live without me, but I’m sure we can find someone with a less demanding personal life to help you out. Consider it my welcome present.

Right? I think it’s the nose.

#c:dan

djdanhizzle:

But if I were to request a hard bite…would that be available?

Hello there, Billie! That’s a cool name!

I mean, I’m sure something could be arranged. Do you have bite preferences? Like, force, body part...

Yeah? I think so too. I technically was called Leian for like three weeks before it was changed. I don’t think I have a Leian face, do I?

#c:dan

djdanhizzle:

I guess now is as good a time as ever to introduce myself so…

Hello, neighborhood, I’m Dan Howell and I’m sorry in advance for every awkward encounter we’ll inevitably have.

Awww don’t be shy, love, we don’t bite... hard. I’m Billie, Bills works too, welcome around!

#I get that so much i'm such a shy anxious person #but WELCOME! We're always happy to see new peeps around!#c:dan

valx-c:

Not with them old broads. I have standards

But you know... they have experience young girls don’t. You may be surprised.

#c:val

xoalexaxopenavegaxo:

I swear having your best friend as your husband is the greatest thing ever. Even though we are both parents to adorable baby boy, we act like children ourself. I swear we are adults, but I am so excited for our life’s here with our baby boy.

Originally posted by alexavegafan

Being a responsible adult is overrated anyways. Why would anyone want that?

#c:alexa

valx-c:

I swear, if one more cougar tries to ask me if they can test out these mattresses with me, I’ma slap em. Go get yourself an old man to try that out on, I need myself a fine lookin lady to do so, or male, I ain’t judgmental.

So you’re not again testing the mattresses? Now that is dedication to your sell pitch.

#c:val

What is your biggest fear?

I mean, Dying is pretty up there, I’d say.

#Anonymous

fck-gillies:

Yes please.

I know a great place, best microbrewery in town.

#c:liz

fck-gillies:

Today has just been one of those days where everything went wrong and I was already in a bad mood. I think tomorrow I will just stick to my bed and sleep all day.