You can rub all you want, I don't do wishes.

Bro || M || Retired Djinni

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plumosus replied to your post:Sweet mother of fucking fuck what year is it?

considering you go tail first on a lamp, they already kind of DO suck your ass. why in zeus were you in jail?

Story time.

Once upon a year or yore, I was a non retired djinn, and I did what all djinn do: try and teach shitty humans lessons, and really destroy the human race as a whole.

But then I started to realize that, ay, these tiny meatsuits ain't that bad, and I started deviating from the norm. I mean, I ain't one of the high and mighty in the social ladder, so I was sort of regarded as a threat to the balance of the cosmos, and was told to stay in my lane or face the consequences.

And, I didn't wanna do that because a) I had a human paramour at this point and b) fuck the police, I do what I want, so I kept on doing my own thing, granting non-lesson teaching wishes and fucking with the higher ups instead.

Eventually the person I was getting it on with died, and I was distraught and not thinking (which leads to: Emotions-- Gross: The Live Action Movie) so I went back to the Djinni Realm and challenged basically the Grand Poobah, tricked him, and got sentenced to life in a lamp at the bottom of the ocean. Obviously I wasn't hangin around for that, so I got the hell out of dodge before they could go through with it. I've been living here ever since, but I was sort of forcibly summoned back awhile ago and sentenced again because of fucking course the dude I pissed off live forever and the High Council has never heard of forgive and forget. 

I was kinda actually put in a lamp this time and I spent what seemed like for-fucking-ever in there before could summon enough power to get out, and here I am, on the run. 

[djinnout-blog]

Sweet mother of fucking fuck what year is it?

[awwmymiddlefingerlikesyou]

[plumosus-blog]

since everyone else is doing it, here it is.

i had a nice meal today.

good afternoon, sleepy heads!

[cxzy]

[djinnout-blog]

hips: ngl

[jonboncamp-deactivated20191104]

[plumosus-blog]

at least both names are pretty accurate.

[plumosus-blog]

i guess there’s enough people around to say a proper hello now.

your friendly neighborhood bird, john!

nice to meet you, tumblr. come say hi.