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teacake #headcanons

18+ content !!

authors note: hopefully yall enjoy this one… also idk if these count as headcanons and ikkk its short IM SORRYYY I have the biggest writers block rn but im trying, also im still trying to get comfortable writing smut 😣

⭑.ᐟ he loves drinking monster energy drinks.. he’s genuinely addicted.. he mainly drinks the original flavor but he occasionally drinks the watermelon monster if he finds it, his favorite flavor is definitely watermelon don’t argue with me (not freaky ik but I need to add this!!)

ANYWAYS HERES THE FREAK HEADCANONS !!

⭑.ᐟ switch!teacake I really get heavyyy switch vibes from him.. but I think he’s more of a bottom like HE COULD BE A TOP… let’s be honest though… bros doing anything you tell him to do..

⭑.ᐟ when he gets home from work he’s immediately dragging you to bed and kissing your neck and being all soft and sweet with you… it doesn’t immediately lead to sex cause he LOVESS to take it slow when he’s tired

⭑.ᐟ holding your hips.. guiding you gently as you ride him.. oop… throwing his head back letting soft whines and whimpers leave him..

⭑.ᐟ he’s very vocal during sex… like.. he’ll let you know how good he’s feeling and he will YAP (and I fear i would let him yap as much as he wanted)

⭑.ᐟ he’s very very very touchy…

⭑.ᐟ he’s such a tit guy… he will use your tits as pillows, he loves to shove his face in between your tits.. he lovesss them.. also when your riding him he will put one in his mouth.. WHATT WHO SAID THAT

⭑.ᐟ hes an eater… laying you down on the bed after a stressful day he takes his time kissing up your thighs telling you how perfect you are then finally licking and sucking at your clit.. and he lets out a moan…he could eat you out for hours.. and he will.. he will also grind against the mattress to give himself some relief while he eats you out

⭑.ᐟ DRYHUMPING DRYHUMPING DRYHUMPING he loves dryhumping guys.. look at him

⭑.ᐟ big dick…

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I’m gonna be posting some SMAUS soon!! so 🤗🤗 FOLLOWWW don’t be afraid to request I’ll literally write anything also.. teacake headcanons out tonight!!

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could i interest anyone in teacake #headcanons….

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kurt kunkle #headcanons

18+ !!!

authors note: guys I have a couple #unpopular opinions… don’t hate me.. also this is pre #thelesson kurt… also sorry this is kinda all over the place kurt is just unpredictable sometimes 🤗 enjoy divas !! (also happy spree day!!)

𖦹 right off the bat I’m gonna say my unpopular opinion.. YOU ALL CAN DISAGREE WITH ME BUT IM BREAKING MY SILENCE… I think kurt is a secret freak… you look at him and you’re like “oh he’s def a bottom” and I agree.. kinda.. I think he’s a bottom at times when he feels.. vulnerable.. but I think most of the time hes a… TOP so he’s a switch.. that’s just my personal opinion though.. more details later…

𖦹 he’s def the type of guy to get you to suck his dick while he played a game he’s HEAVILY into that… he occasionally will look down and see how pretty you look on your knees for him

𖦹 he definitely has a pair of handcuffs but he’s only used them on you once.. the other times he’s asked you to use them on him cause… he enjoys it.. a little too much…

𖦹 another unpopular opinion he HATESS getting edged…I just get those vibes from him like he wants to finish.. fully.. but he’s definitely into edging you.. cause it gives him a little power yk…

𖦹 he lovessss choking… his big hand wrapped around your neck… bye…. also it’s not enough to actually hurt.. but it’s enough to remind you he wants to be in control…

𖦹 he definitely calls you “babe” and “my girl”

𖦹 he didn’t know how to give you a hickey at first.. I get the vibe he would try and fail which is surprising cause… he’s a FREAAKKK but eventually you would teach him and he’d get the hang of it.. he wouldn’t go for your neck though… he’s marking up your thighs most definitely or your tits.. but mainly thighs..

𖦹 he’s definitely a #loser but you love him for it around people he’s very awkward… and slightly offputting but when he gets comfortable he looses some of that awkward energy

𖦹 not a freaky headcanon but i feel like he really cares about you like he’s genuinely a sweetiepie and he’s always scared he’s gonna loose you

𖦹 he’s protective asf hand around your waist at all times out in public or holding you in some way..

𖦹 he’s a big fan of car sex…

𖦹 he definitely whines and whimpers… I also see him as someone who cries a little during sex.. cause he feels so good…

𖦹 bottom!kurt loves when you grab his face and force him to look up at you.. he’ll literally cum on the spot

𖦹 top!kurt loves spitting in your mouth..

anyways.. that’s all for now.. lmk if you want.. a part 2 🤗

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in honor of it being april 1st an technically kurts birthday I’ll try and post some #headcanons either today or tomorrow 🤗🤗

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keys #headcanons pt.2

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18 + content !!

an: you guys ask and YOU SHALL RECEIVE Im sorry this one is so short 😣😣 my requests are always open !! (sorry it took so long I’ve been so busy with work 😣 but trust I will be writing more #soon I’m thinking about baron.. maybe.. gator.. perchance 🤗🤗)

✧˖° he is a YEARNERRRR this kinda ties in to the whimpering….but the first time he had sex with you he was so gentle and loving about it

✧˖° he’s big into dry humping… NO COMMENT NO COMMENT WHO SAID THAT..

✧˖° I see him as a guy who’s very caring about your pleasure.. like he gets off on knowing that YOU feel good and he’s big on aftercare… making sure you’re all cleaned up and cozy before cuddling with you

✧˖° #unpopular opinion but I think he would enjoy being the little spoon… HE WOULD BE THE BIG SPOON MOST OF THE TIME but let’s be honest he’d neeed a little love sometime too

✧˖° after a long day at work he lovessss cuddling he’s the type of guy to loveee it when you play with his hair like.. he has nice hair too soft and fluffy.. (he also likes when you pull it during sex)

✧˖° he loves sucking on your boobs WHO TF SAID THAT… while you’re sitting on his lap and he.. yeah…. WHOS SAYING THIS OMG

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HELLOOO LOVELYYYY!! i luv ur keys hcs, would u be up for doing some for other joe characters?? i feel like u would do them so well <3

hiii love!!!!! YESSSS YESSS LMK WHAT CHARACTERS AND I WOULD LITERALLY WRITE IT IMMEDIATELY !!!

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keys #headcanons

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18+ content !!

an: I literally never see anyone write about him he’s TOOO underrated so.. I HAD TO DO IT MYSELF enjoy 🤗🤗 (also this is my first time writing anything so be nice pls and Ik this is short😔 lmk if you want a pt 2 🤗 also my requests are OPEN)

⋆˙⟡ he’s a EATER his fav thing to do is eat you out no questions asked, he’s really sweet about it too like always making sure you’re enjoying it, being gentle with you… etc… it’s hard to get him to stop eating you out though he’d stay there in between your thighs all day if he could !!

⋆˙⟡ he’s most definitely a thighs guy.. like everyone always talks about boobs or ass and he’s like.. THIGHS!! he wants to SUFFOCATE in between your thighs :) he’s always touching your thighs whenever he can; when he’s coding on his laptop on the couch and you’re right next to him he’ll be rubbing your thigh the whole time… if you try and get up he’ll look at you with his puppy eyes (which works everytime)

⋆˙⟡ he’s a morning sex type of guy…. no other comment..

⋆˙⟡ he’s very vanilla in terms of sex.. but that doesn’t mean he isn’t freaky occasionally.. he’s definitely into choking.. and not him choking you.. (which he will occasionally if you ask for it not too much to where like.. it hurts its more of like a gentle choking if you catch my drift) on the other hand….he likes to be choked 🤗 like if you’re riding him.. he’ll take your hand and put it around his neck

⋆˙⟡ he whimpers/whines.. LOOK AT HIM he for sure whimpers..

⋆˙⟡ he calls you “baby” or “babygirl” 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ (this is common knowledge but i thought id add it cause.. yes)

⋆˙⟡ he lovesss edging you… he loves to hear you whine he’ll be eating you out and pull away Ike right before you’re about to cum just to hear you whine and see the look on your face then he’ll gently coo at you saying “you’re so pretty when you’re like this baby” also.. he loves overstimulation.. WHO SAID THAT