Traitor Me

(djo)seph ✓ @hell.fire.clubb

[djosephs]

The clown is gone and so I can return as there can only be one.

[djosephs]

Currently working on a plan to exact the cruelest, most brutal revenge on the mosquito that bit my daughter.

[djosephs]

[djosephs]

Just found boy dinner and I won't be shutting up about it.

[sparklingbongwaterr]

oh my god i just realized this will be my baby’s first halloween (‘:

[djosephs]

That post made it sound like I'm moving into a dunkin donuts. Which is also true.

[djosephs]

Been at dunkin donuts every morning the past week. The refreshers really got me. Can't wait for the halloween donuts.

[djosephs]

Love when cats curl up like a donut. They have a built-in auto hug feature and I'm kind of jealous.

[djosephs]

@hotgirlmidsvmmar You're right. It should have been the whole block.

[djosephs]

@hotgirlmidsvmmar Usually it's whole but I made it a modest day.

[djosephs]

"The unsolvable murder of roxanne wood" on youtube just sent me into a spiral. I'm in crises if my wife even smushes her pinky in a door.

[jingle-bella]

i need adult supervision at all times

[djosephs]

Sometimes you have to find a quiet corner to enjoy half a block of sharp cheddar.

[diycrocs]

current mood alex wolff getting possessed in hereditary

[djosephs]

Remembered ted lasso is over and made myself sad.

[djosephs]

Hey, I'm Joe and I just got asked if I'm the dude from The Bear. Please hit me up for very unsuspicious, totally normal, and completely hinged conversation.

hell.fire.clubb

[djosephs]

Truth or dare, except the dare is you have to do a five minute craft and test it on yourself.