A Glitch in Your Perception of Time

Manda•she/they•29•INFJ-A 2D and 3D Digital Artist

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your future spouse is currently walking around making memories that they’ll tell you about one day.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Amazon deploys it’s fleet of drones to deliver packages, any kid with a Nerf gun suddenly becomes a highly skilled porch pirate

[the-absolute-best-posts]

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

[drawingden]

Foliage Tutorial by tinywitchdraws

[theartofanimation]

Aspen Eyes  -  http://4speneyes.tumblr.com  -  https://twitter.com/aspen_eyes  -  https://aspeneyes.deviantart.com  -  https://www.instagram.com/aspen.eyes  -  https://www.patreon.com/aspeneyes  -  https://www.facebook.com/aspen.eyes  -  https://www.etsy.com/shop/aspeneyesdesigns

[theartofanimation]

Yuta Sakuma  -  https://twitter.com/lalalalack  -  http://nankano.shisyou.com  -  http://lalalalack.tumblr.com  -  http://lalalalack.deviantart.com  -  http://nankanoblog.blog.shinobi.jp  -  https://www.youtube.com/user/lackism?feature=mhee

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[teqk]

When English isn’t taught correctly…

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[mangaluva-deactivated20220930]

Check this bellend who doesnae ken that Scots, and indeed all “improper” dialects an accents ay English, arenae incompatible wi intelligence oar eloquence ay expression

(I mean, the original post insnae exactly the most poetic ay thoughts, but neither’s fuckin off tae bed wioot gien yer mate a cover, whit the fuck’s wrang wi you, were you raised in a fuckin shed)

[professorjawn]

Scottish Tumblr ™ came through

[bead-bead-deactivated20190901]

I feel like Scottish Tumblr should come forth and cast shade on all such comments, for lo, it is funny.

[simplytolkien]

[damianward]

Obstruction

[elfzelda]

♡ Lilac Links ♡ 

[mellifexfarm]

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

[mellifexfarm]

[honeyhailey2]

REBLOG IF YOU THINK BISEXUALITY IS VALID

I am proving to my biphobic family who claimed that I should “stop lying to myself and admit that I am either gay or straight”

[certified-p0ser]

Roses are red

Elf practice is avoidable

[noonewouldlisten25]

DO NOT FREAK OUT IF THE NET NEUTRALITY BILL IS PASSED ON THURSDAY.

Ajit Pai will still have to take this bill to court and defend it. That’s where the real battle begins.

DO NOT STOP FIGHTING. BUT ALSO DON’T WORK YOURSELF INTO  STATE OF PANIC FOR THURSDAY.

[randomslasher]

THIS IS IMPORTANT. 

This is where the real voices are heard. 

This is where our voices may really matter. 

Yes, if it passes Thursday, that will suck. But right now, Thursday’s vote is on the people who have largely been planning to do this no matter what we say. 

Please, PLEASE don’t stop fighting if Thursday goes the way it probably will. IT IS NOT OVER YET. 

[val-ritz]

Robes are stupid. My sorcerer dresses like Petyr Baelish.

[val-ritz]

To expand: if you are a mage, dress like a noble. Do not dress like a wizard. Pointy conical hat and sky-blue robes is medieval semaphore for “kill first and with extreme prejudice.” Tailored black silk over cloth-of-gold and studded with rubies says “Harmless, but valuable; ransom if possible or kill last.” 

If you dress like a noble, they’re not going to pay attention as you take a turn or two to back away from the melee and prepare yourself. The ruse is only broken when you reveal yourself, at which point 8d6 fire damage is screaming toward them at Mach Fuck anyway, so no big.

[pipistrellus]

Hey you know that really disturbing thing where you yawn and your salivary gland shoots a concentrated spray of saliva out of one of its horrid nozzles like you’re a venom spitting snake for some godawful reason

[shock]

what the absolute fuck this has never happened to me in my life i’m almost 20 and i thought this was a joke and everyone’s like ‘oh i hate when that happens’ WHAT? 

[theartofanimation]

Laura Heikkala  -  http://heikala.tictail.com  -  https://www.instagram.com/heikala/?hl=es  -  http://heikala.com  -  http://heikala.tumblr.com  -  https://twitter.com/heikala_art  -  https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=13529536