Salty.

Hey there. I am J, 23, a college student with hopes of eventually becoming a productive individual! (He/Him)...

[cinesstiel]

[photochoco]

Jackpot

[photochoco]

This is getting kind of ridiculous.

There are two five leaves in there somewhere 

[photochoco]

I lost count

[humunanunga]

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

[buttnekkidblackgirl]

Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work

[isa-ghost]

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

[epicfangirl01]

I could use some help please. Thank you lucky clover bouquet.

[emo-septiceye-deactivated201901]

I NEED THAT RIGHT NOW!!!

[aquilacalvitium]

I once found a six leaf clover.

I have no idea what the fuck happened to it.

[aceofspades-lena]

It got later deleted because it was a glitch in the matrix

[i-am-a-fish]

happy tuesday im so happy it’s tuesday if it were any other day id be so very sad

[toomuchdickfort]

Oh boy should we tel them?

[i-am-a-fish]

tell me whab? (:

[octobersfeast]

THAT TUESDAYS ARE GREAT HAHAHAHAHHHHHH………

[i-am-a-fish]

i know!!!!! they make me so happy! :D

[i-am-a-fish]

anyway it’s time for bed so goodnight! see yall tomorrow!

[i-am-a-fish]

good morning!! happy tuesday!

[you-fool-you-buffoon]

Hey bud I’ve got some bad news.

[i-am-a-fish]

oh no bad news D: ?! how could something bad happen on a tuesday???

[honey-dew-baby]

It’s Thursday. I’m sorry but I couldn’t let you go on like this. It’s not Tuesday. It hasn’t been Tuesday for a while.

[idkiguessiamatable]

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS! LET HIM BE HAPPY!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

t.. thurs… wha?

[screaming-like-it-is-1999]

IT’S TUESDAY FISH

[your-siggy]

QUIT LYING TO THEM.. THEY MUST KNOW THE TRUTH.

[i-am-a-fish]

tues….day? .right??

[mibicycle]

Of course!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

TUESDAY!! :’D !!!!

[inkybinky]

Yes fish!!! Tuesday!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

oh that’s so great to hear i can rest easy now!!goodnight see you all tomorrow! ♥️♥️

[thebongdevil]

hey fish,,,,, it won’t be tuesday forever

[i-am-a-fish]

uhh, good morning to you too i guess ): ,

and of course it can’t be tuesday forever that would be ridiculous! it’s just that TODAY is tuesday. Happy tuesday!!!!!

[tour-of-torterra]

Hey fish what other days are there?

[i-am-a-fish]

to be honest i don’t really know yet! anyway it was a very lovely tuesday i’ll see yall tomorrow!!!!

[hraewordsmith]

can’t wait!!!! if you’re seeing this in the morning, happy tuesday fish!!

[i-am-a-fish]

i AM seeing it in the morning, on tuesday morning!! happy tuesday!!! today has felt really long but i love tuesday so its very good

[i-am-a-fish]

i appreciate your concern but i don’t really have any issue with this. anyway see you tomorrow!!

[cookies4evam8-deactivated202108]

I cannot express the fear I get from seeing more and more from this ongoing post 

[i-am-a-fish]

good morn happie tuesday :D

[skullgod-supreme]

Fish it’s Sunday

[i-am-a-fish]

why do you all keep saying stuff like this in the notes? you can’t just pretend that it’s a day it isn’t that’s confusing.

anyway see you tomorrow!

[the-best-fuckin-bee]

FISH GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS TOMORROW!!

[i-am-a-fish]

good mornin!!! what’s happening tomorrow??!?!? (happy tuesday btw💛)

[audhdspacewizard]

As it so happens, tomorrow is Tuesday!

[i-am-a-fish]

!!! oh!! Well Yes!!!! that’s always a reason to be excited!!!! Can’t wait for tuesday to continue!

[i-am-a-fish]

good morning everyone! i uh.. wasn’t sure what day it was does anyone know?

[leo-soft-gay-boi]

Hey @i-am-a-fish ITS TUESDAY SIS

[i-am-a-fish]

TUESDAY???!?!!!

[jordinos-pizza-rolls]

YE @i-am-a-fish TUESDAY!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

aw fuck yeah i love tuesday so fucking much, thanks for telling me

[tessanjali]

mutual: we should talk more!

me: yeah!

mutual: 

me:

[moribunny]

me at anyone I want to befriend

[teathattast]

SICKO MODE 👹

[california-bluebell]

it’s so nice to see people join together and work towards a common goal

[great-tweets]

There is nothing new under the sun.

[catchymemes]

Credit: UNILAD

[pathesis]

Me watching the ice split

[cikero]

the funniest thing we do to alligators is duct tape their mouths shut when we need to handle them. imagine being a creature so ancient and undefeatable that you haven’t changed in thousands of years being rendered basically defenseless by a piece of plastic

[xtec]

SHUT

[mitski-miyawakis]

“thousands” of years

you mean 200 million years

[brambeag]

IN 2019 WE HEAL + WE THRIVE

[cinesstiel]

I just realized I haven't had an actual meal in 2 days

[gahdamnpunk]

Tell them the air is halal too

[silly-slacker-person]

[coltre]

okay you seem nice but do animals trust you?

[trapcard]

LONG SWORD GLOCK BAT TASER

[enjistier]

I had to do it

[randomslasher]

I’m really glad you did it instead of me because I straight up would’ve made the 3rd person Batman

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

crying session at my house tonight at 8 pull up

[sammymontoya]

enjoy this 8 page comic i drew in 1 day and inked in 2.

no one who knows me in real life would ever believe all the fluffy romantic comics I draw;;;

alternate title is: I HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ON DWARF BEARDS

[sammymontoya]

Going through my posts for flags, and found this from five years ago. NOT flagged, but since Tumblr is in the middle of dying off, I wanted to share my fondest Tumblr memory. No other social platform is as good for sharing comics as Tumblr was.

[ruffboi-mags]

dear OP thank you for sharing this again bc it means that I get to see it and it brought me great joy.

[fimbry-talks]

Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics.

[followthebluebell]

One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats have no conception that there is a future. There is just now and the jingly toy.

[kleppy02]

Your cat’s name is Yardstick?

[followthebluebell]

He has three feet.

[doeofdevotion]

i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed