Violet Micaela Kenner

This is a RP blog and has NO association with Charly Jordan.

[whatevercangowrong]

Vi [txt] Tell me mister Murphy, where does one find this craft beer you speak of?

[txt]: are be back on a last name basis, or are we just being fancy, miss kenner?

[txt]: look for the bubblegum pink food truck, it’s three stalls to the right

[djvikenblogger]

[txt] We are just being fancy cause it sounded like [txt] bubblegum pink? You know what bubblegum pink is?

[whatevercangowrong]

[txt]: Yes, bubblegum pink. As opposed to taffy, blush, or rose.

[txt]: One of my sisters worked in a department store and would let me play with paint swatches, alright? 

[djvikenblogger]

[txt] duly noted.   [txt] I’m heading your way now. 

[whatevercangowrong]

Vi [txt] Tell me mister Murphy, where does one find this craft beer you speak of?

[txt]: are be back on a last name basis, or are we just being fancy, miss kenner?

[txt]: look for the bubblegum pink food truck, it’s three stalls to the right

[djvikenblogger]

[txt] We are just being fancy cause it sounded like [txt] bubblegum pink? You know what bubblegum pink is?

[djvikenblogger]

@whatevercangowrong Want to do hair masks as well? A hair mask is good for moisturizing and nourishing ones hair?

[whatevercangowrong]

Damn, there goes my plan to eat the face mask???????? It probably also has like…snail in it too. Hair masks are a thing?? Might as well. Be all soft like a baby sheep by the end of this.

[djvikenblogger]

I was just saying.  I didn’t think you would.  I tried it once.  It was my first time being drunk and trying to do the facemasks.  I learned and my curiosity was gone.  You know what else you and baby sheeps have in common?

[djvikenblogger]

@whatevercangowrong Want to do hair masks as well? A hair mask is good for moisturizing and nourishing ones hair?

[whatevercangowrong]

Drunk face mask tim wiht VI. 

[djvikenblogger]

It tastes gross so I wouldn’t suggest trying it.  The smell is great though.  And yay for no awkward lurking.  

[whatevercangowrong]

Drunk face mask tim wiht VI. 

[djvikenblogger]

I’m telling you that your face is going to feel so smooth and look so good.  Skincare is selfcare. I swear.  

[whatevercangowrong]

Vi [txt] Where are you at?

[txt]: still at the bachelor party, pretending not to be too awkward to live

[txt]: the alcohol helps with this 

[txt]: how about you? 

[djvikenblogger]

[txt] Can’t wait to see you 

[whatevercangowrong]

Vi [txt] Where are you at?

[txt]: still at the bachelor party, pretending not to be too awkward to live

[txt]: the alcohol helps with this 

[txt]: how about you? 

[djvikenblogger]

[Txt] take s taxi. Don't drive Mr. Weaselman.

[Txt] yessd. Here. Or my apartment. Either works. I got booze at home.

[djvikenblogger]

truth: have you ever broken someone's heart on purpose? dare: cling to your crush like a koala for a half hour

Are you guys alright? Which of you are out there breaking hearts on purpose? That’s completely rude not to mention an unfriendly approach to getting to know people.  

[whatevercangowrong]

Vi [txt] Where are you at?

[txt]: still at the bachelor party, pretending not to be too awkward to live

[txt]: the alcohol helps with this 

[txt]: how about you? 

[djvikenblogger]

[Txt] ditch the party and come hang with me.

[Txt] the hen party seems to be ending so come here.

[whatevercangowrong]

truth: have you always been so cute? dare: speak with an american accent for an hour

Err, eagles, football, yeehaw.

[djvikenblogger]

thankfully I’m not actually mad.  You’re cute as fuck but we don’t need to hear no more yeehaws

[whatevercangowrong]

truth: have you always been so cute? dare: speak with an american accent for an hour

Err, eagles, football, yeehaw.

[djvikenblogger]

I joke.  I’m not mad.  though I am a little hurt that you tried to say I cheated when you did it first.  Fair game for sure.  We both have terrible accents.  

[djvikenblogger]

truth: have you ever had a crush on a friend? dare: sing a terribly romantic karaoke song and dedicate it to someone you just met

The dare could be detrimental to my career of choice so I’m going to have to truth for this one.  Yes.  I’ve had a crush on a friend.  

[whatevercangowrong]

truth: have you always been so cute? dare: speak with an american accent for an hour

Err, eagles, football, yeehaw.

[djvikenblogger]

Listen real good, love.  You cheated on mine first.  

[whatevercangowrong]

truth: have you always been so cute? dare: speak with an american accent for an hour

Err, eagles, football, yeehaw.

[djvikenblogger]

I am well aware.  I just chose the one I could research the fastest.  

[whatevercangowrong]

truth: have you always been so cute? dare: speak with an american accent for an hour

Err, eagles, football, yeehaw.

[djvikenblogger]

You're not quite getting the accent, love.  

[whatevercangowrong]

truth: have you always been so cute? dare: speak with an american accent for an hour

Err, eagles, football, yeehaw.

[djvikenblogger]

You know that’s the southern part of the united states that you are accenting as and not all of it, right? There are many accents to choose from.  Unless you think we all sound like that?