dc things

[thesuicide-squad]

petition to make this a meme

[unwastelandunbaby]

thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed

[guinevereslancelot]

in the next batman movie selina is back in town to con bruce wayne which he knows but he missed her so much and obviously he can afford it so he just lets her

[guinevereslancelot]

she reveals she's robbed him and he's like oh that's fine lol if you needed money you could have just asked :) and writes her a check for a million dollars and asks when he can see her again and she's like dang this guy is insane??

[guinevereslancelot]

he was terrified she could never love him for bruce wayne meanwhile selina's like okay edgy badboys are OUT rich himbos are IN but its the same guy

[guinevereslancelot]

she expects batman to try to stop her at some point but he never does so she concludes that he just really hates bruce wayne for some reason which makes him all the more attractive

[guinevereslancelot]

batman realizes she's falling for bruce for real and he's not even jealous he's just like "you really like him? 🥺 that's great 🥺" and selina's like wtf

[guinevereslancelot]

anyway she sneaks into bruce's study or whatever to crack the safe hidden behind the painting and it's full of roses, jewelry, bruce's blank checkbook and a little note asking her to dinner. he thinks that this is normal behavior btw

[whispy-witch]

he has never had a girlfriend in his life <3 selina can't decide if he's stupid or brilliant but he IS cute she was determined to hate him but he's actually really sweet and it drives her insane bc she likes him against her will suddenly she is pissed at batman for apparently hating him anyway i am rotating them in my mind <3 bruce is like this is great. i am getting a good grade in dating something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve and selina is like this guy is insane. i want to rob him. i want to study him like a bug. i want to kiss him in the moonlight

why would you hide that in the tags op

[melis-writes]

JOKER 2: FOLIE À DEUX (2024) | Dir. Todd Phillips

[stealingpotatoes]

have i made the world's greatest batman 3D model ever yes or yes

[stealingpotatoes]

further proof this is the best batman ever: he can do 75% of a fortnite dance

[stealingpotatoes]

im having way too much fun putting fortnite anims on my new batman model

[beardedmrbean]

[loislane]

in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him

and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming

[loislane]

why do villains always mess up so badly

[ninja-pyro]

Clark Kent attending Bruce Wayne’s yacht party where Bruce told Clark to wear his clothes and……

[stalker-among-the-stars]

Ta-Da!

Sard borken

[itsalburton]

This bullshit needs to get into the movies, not edgy-grimdark shit

[ghost-cassette]

I especially love the fact that, in many depictions, Bruce Wayne somehow ended up looking similar enough to the one Kryptonian on Earth that they can Parent Trap people

[supreme-leader-stoat]

*Deathstroke bursts into the Legion of Doom headquarters* “Guys, you won’t believe this, but I think Bruce Wayne is Superman!“

[sunshine-tattoo]

today I learned that Clark Kent is sloppy drunk and I am in eternal gratitude for that

[thesanityclause]

sard borken

[elizaisdunn]

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tfw you realize killing isn’t the answer and your cousin was lowk right

[stealingpotatoes]

Top 5 ways the Joker should die

(commission info // tip jar!)

[grayfoj]

That scene in My Neighbor Totoro except with Batman. And he’s a creature.

[incorrectbatfam]

If we assume the batfam are living in 2024 and Damian is around 10 then that means he was born in 2014 and has likely never touched a DVD in his life

[incorrectbatfam]

I'm about to ruin your day even further

Damian being born in 2014 means he's as old as the first Guardians of the Galaxy movie and the only Gen Alpha member of the batfam

And if we assume Duke is 16, that means he was born in 2008—the same year that the song Viva La Vida came out—and would be the youngest Gen Z batfam

Of course Tim is perpetually 17, so in 2024 that would mean he would've been born in 2007 and thus has never known a world without smartphones

Steph is around 18, so she would've been born in 2006 and is as old as the song Bad Day by Daniel Powter

Cass and Jason are just a few months apart and I've been going off the idea that they were 23, meaning they were born in 2001—the same year the Lord of the Rings movie franchise took off

Dick and Barbara are both around 27, meaning they would've been born in 1997, placing them in the upper end of Gen Z and too young to remember the Y2K scare

And if we assume Bruce is around 45, that means he was born in 1979 just at the end of Gex X. With his age gap with Selina being approximately 8 years, she would be a millennial born in 1987

And Alfred is spiritually immortal but trapped in the body of an approx 75-year-old, making him the only actual Boomer (born in 1949) in the batfam

[fallen-jpg]

hey it's december so time to stare at my work and judge it, here's some stuff that i still like! not included are zine stuff that i'm holding on to for now

this year i focused mainly on character drawing and im a bit more confident in it now. hoping for more drawing time next year

[girldaddean]

SUPERMAN (2025) dir. James Gunn

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[kylieminvogue]

"SUPERMAN" 2025, dir. James Gunn

[olympain]

[supermansource]

CLARK KENT AND LOIS LANE SUPERMAN (2025)