Teddy Murphy

[whatevercangowrong]

Vi [txt] Tell me mister Murphy, where does one find this craft beer you speak of?

[txt]: are be back on a last name basis, or are we just being fancy, miss kenner?

[txt]: look for the bubblegum pink food truck, it’s three stalls to the right

[djvikenblogger]

[txt] We are just being fancy cause it sounded like [txt] bubblegum pink? You know what bubblegum pink is?

[whatevercangowrong]

[txt]: Yes, bubblegum pink. As opposed to taffy, blush, or rose.

[txt]: One of my sisters worked in a department store and would let me play with paint swatches, alright? 

[whatevercangowrong]

Vi [txt] Tell me mister Murphy, where does one find this craft beer you speak of?

[txt]: are be back on a last name basis, or are we just being fancy, miss kenner?

[txt]: look for the bubblegum pink food truck, it’s three stalls to the right

[whatevercangowrong]

Not a big fan of wine, but I found a place with craft beer that’s actually decent.

[djvikenblogger]

@whatevercangowrong Want to do hair masks as well? A hair mask is good for moisturizing and nourishing ones hair?

[whatevercangowrong]

Damn, there goes my plan to eat the face mask???????? It probably also has like...snail in it too. Hair masks are a thing?? Might as well. Be all soft like a baby sheep by the end of this.

[whatevercangowrong]

Drunk face mask tim wiht VI. 

[djvikenblogger]

I’m telling you that your face is going to feel so smooth and look so good.  Skincare is selfcare. I swear.  

[whatevercangowrong]

No complaints. Smells like cucumber and I'm not awkwardly lurking somewhere anymore.

[whatevercangowrong]

Drunk face mask tim wiht VI. 

[whatevercangowrong]

Vi [txt] Where are you at?

[txt]: still at the bachelor party, pretending not to be too awkward to live

[txt]: the alcohol helps with this 

[txt]: how about you? 

[djvikenblogger]

[txt] Can’t wait to see you 

[whatevercangowrong]

read at x:xx 

[whatevercangowrong]

Vi [txt] Where are you at?

[txt]: still at the bachelor party, pretending not to be too awkward to live

[txt]: the alcohol helps with this 

[txt]: how about you? 

[djvikenblogger]

[Txt] take s taxi. Don't drive Mr. Weaselman.

[Txt] yessd. Here. Or my apartment. Either works. I got booze at home.

[whatevercangowrong]

[txt]: SNEAKY weaseelman

[txt]: hah, no, i’ve got my keys but no driving 

[txt]: did not even see that stool, but not sure how much of that is drunk and how much is just teddy

[txt]: i’ll see you at yur place in a bit

[whatevercangowrong]

Vi [txt] Where are you at?

[txt]: still at the bachelor party, pretending not to be too awkward to live

[txt]: the alcohol helps with this 

[txt]: how about you? 

[djvikenblogger]

[Txt] ditch the party and come hang with me.

[Txt] the hen party seems to be ending so come here.

[whatevercangowrong]

[txt]: i am just drunk enough to attempt some sneaky weaseling 

[txt]: he says, as he knocks his stool over like a twat

[txt]: meet you there?

[whatevercangowrong]

Vi [txt] Where are you at?

[txt]: still at the bachelor party, pretending not to be too awkward to live

[txt]: the alcohol helps with this 

[txt]: how about you? 

[whatevercangowrong]

truth: have you always been so cute? dare: speak with an american accent for an hour

Err, eagles, football, yeehaw.

[djvikenblogger]

I joke.  I’m not mad.  though I am a little hurt that you tried to say I cheated when you did it first.  Fair game for sure.  We both have terrible accents.  

[whatevercangowrong]

If I thought you were actually mad I’d have apologized with a metric tonne of yeehaws. 

[whatevercangowrong]

Truth: If your crush admitted to liking you, what would you do? Dare: Write a letter to your doctor describing an embarrassing rash you have, and post it online.

I’d be thrilled and try not to wreck it, make the best of it. But, alas, apparently my type is unattainable. 

[whatevercangowrong]

truth: have you always been so cute? dare: speak with an american accent for an hour

Err, eagles, football, yeehaw.

[djvikenblogger]

Listen real good, love.  You cheated on mine first.  

[whatevercangowrong]

Touche, I did not think that one through.  My excuse if you have a good accent? Did not want to butcher it? Everything else was fair game?

[whatevercangowrong]

truth: have you always been so cute? dare: speak with an american accent for an hour

Err, eagles, football, yeehaw.

[djvikenblogger]

I am well aware.  I just chose the one I could research the fastest.  

[whatevercangowrong]

I’m wounded, Vi. Ya talk to me all the time, you’re cheating on my accent!

[whatevercangowrong]

truth: have you always been so cute? dare: speak with an american accent for an hour

Err, eagles, football, yeehaw.

[djvikenblogger]

You’re not quite getting the accent, love.  

[whatevercangowrong]

Oy, you British now? -  I mean. American accents. Right. Uhhh. We also have lots of different accents, donchaknow? Not all Hairy Padder, donchaknow.

[whatevercangowrong]

truth: have you always been so cute? dare: speak with an american accent for an hour

Err, eagles, football, yeehaw.

[djvikenblogger]

You know that’s the southern part of the united states that you are accenting as and not all of it, right? There are many accents to choose from.  Unless you think we all sound like that?

[whatevercangowrong]

Naw, Americans have loads of accents with plennya chahm. Good ol’ Boston and then there are them Newyawkas. You don’ soun like annyum. 

[whatevercangowrong]

truth: have you always been so cute? dare: speak with an american accent for an hour

Err, eagles, football, yeehaw.

[djvikenblogger]

It’s adorable.  You’re adorable.  After your hour is up never say yeehaw again please.  

[whatevercangowrong]

See here, missy, I done don’t know what y’all talkin bout, yeehaw is a plum fine American word.