I'm not a dork... I'm a fucking rock star.

I like Arcade Fire and Meatball Stromboli.

[bearynice-archive-deactivated20]

Why is the x files so….. dark. Like, visually. 90% of the episodes are at night, I can’t see shit!

[snally]

[creigo]

i dont trust people who have a cup by their sink for when they brush their teeth. yall too good to drink out of your hands? too good to live like our ancestors? imperial scum

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

paul rudd: [an actor who has played many different roles through his career, and now even plays a superhero that will likely be his most recognized character]

ben wyatt’s voice in the back of my head, softly whispering:

[sobeitjayt]

Fetty Wap:BABY WONT YOU COME MY WA..

Drake: All i gotta do is put my mind to this shit 

[pajamasecrets]

cinematic parallells - ted theodore logan / neo

[throwbackblr]

[traumaticchild]

when my parents get mad at me for traits they have 

[pricelesspress]

Vince Staples On The Time He Tried To Infiltrate The Kardashians To 'Save' Kanye West

Vince Staples is known for social media antics like starting a GoFundMe to get people to pay him to leave rap, but he outdid himself this time.

In the midst of the controversy over Kanye’s recent tweets, Staples tweeted, “Last summer I tried to get Ye back for the set but it was just too white in there.” We reached out to him for clarity, and he told us he was faking a relationship with Kendall Jenner to “infiltrate the family on some Rob Mazur shit.” He then told us about the ‘Saturday Spirit dinner’ he was invited to:

“First of all, I knew wasn’t nothin’ flavorful gonna be cooked at something called “Saturday Spirit,” but I was really focused on gettin’ this done for the set. Niggas don’t even realize Kanye ghetto gospel. I done played the beginning of “Dark Fantasy” at truce meetings and made real killers hug. Niggas be thinkin’ bout they mamas. So when I hear gospel shit like “Father Stretch My Hands” and realize it’s coming from a Black Trump supporter with blonde hair, it’s hella weird. I guess it makes sense but anyway…

I go in there, hug Kendall, say hi to the family. Kylie called me every other rapper that night. I think she know too many cause I never heard of none of these niggas. She took like 8 snaps with me cause she kept calling me the wrong rapper. Eventually, I finally get Kanye away from the rest of them and I’m about to start workin’ on him. But I can’t just say ‘nigga you from Chicago tighten up.’ I gotta butter it up.

READ MORE: http://priceless-press.com/vince-staples-kardashians-kanye-west/

[creativekarma0]

He is one of my favorite humans.

[king-emare]

😭😭😭😭😭

[cuarentay3]

[eva-420]

how do i lower my real life resolution? i want other people to observe me in 144p 

[37q-archive]

i want my body to just be a horrid collection of jpeg artifacts. i want my voice to just be the most compressed audio file you can imagine

[leoholzer]

#art

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

You want motivation? My parrot is up at 6.30 every morning, cursing and denying god. What are YOU doing in those precious morning hours? Sleeping? Pathetic.

[thestanconfessions]

[fycarriefisher]

Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher on location in Norway on March 5th, 1979.

[goingwell]

[notkatniss]

When Sufjan shows up to the academy awards in a run over trucker hat that he found on the side of the road with a bible verse written on it in sharpie then it’s over for you hoes

[starshipenterbis-moved-deactiva]

the father, the son, and the holy spirit

[djwindows95]

Me on Instagram: Brunch at Timothy's

Me on Snapchat: still drunk in a Tim Horton's parking lot