Unrepentant Yuri-Pilled Heterophobe

Behold: Archived Weaselverse by @nullbutler Comic Volume 1

[oddarette]

Windex Xenomorph

Windex Xenomorph 💦

[hateweasel]

what if I sealed my curls for eternity in resin

[hateweasel]

Each of my tumblr mutuals shall receive a small resin cube with a single curl suspended in it. This is not a drill. It's actually a joke.

[nigelgraz]

OC ❤️‍🔥🩸

[nigelgraz]

My OC Maria 🍷 she's an evil lesbian vampire and i'm in love with her

[porcelain-rob0t]

how life would feel if there were more anime women in their 30s or older

[thefemmesith]

Heard lesbians like them

[bean-face]

She looks like she is fucking taking it

[painlessbutithurts]

Yep, feeling very normal about this rn

[june-egbert-official]

"iwannagetchokedinthecorner"

girl me too

[hateweasel]

Margot suffers because she is needy and her wife is RIGHT THERE. Monika suffers because her fuckass girlfriend drinks orange juice straight from the carton after banging her brains out. Lauren is the only one not suffering. Once again, the chad juliet...

[hateweasel]

[hateweasel]

what if I sealed my curls for eternity in resin

[oneheadtoanother]

[dollbandcry]

[hateweasel]

I was talking about cutting my hair with my mom and she was pulling up stuff on Pinterest because she likes doing that to help with things sometimes. Now, my mom is completely accepting and supportive--let me make thar clear-- but sometimes an unintended bias or two lingers. It happens with most people about a lot of things.

Finally I was like: "What's the worst that could happen? I look like a lesbian or something?" And that did the trick. She started finding fewer pixie cuts lol.

[hateweasel]

I lifted weights for the first time in a while. Surely this will have no consequences like achey muscles in the near future.

[mothcub]

Do it for them.

[office-anomaly]

[hateweasel]

I thing the things that will annoy me most about short hair are having my neck be exposed and naked and also not being able to toughtlessly twirl my curls around my fingers. That alone is devastating.

[hateweasel]

I've done it, lads. I've booked a hair appointment. I'm going to cut off my hair. I'm going to be #Butchmaxxing. Farewell, shoujo curls...

[hateweasel]

🎶In the aaaarmss ooooofff the angeeeells~🎶