Socially Awkward

Last time I tried to make a tumblr, I almost broke my laptop....

[dutchster]

what’s the cheapest meat?

[dutchster]

deer balls

[dutchster]

because they’re under a buck

[best-of-memes]

[miki-minach-deactivated20210218]

That 15 seconds of fame when your name was in a math problem

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

if i was a hamster trying to ask out a fellow lady hamster i would say ‘are you from amsterdam because hamster, DAMN!’. and not being able to do this is the number one reason humans suck

[teenagerposts]

[asslrose-blog]

my cats so fucking stupid we got some nice ass furniture around my house but she chooses the fucking fRYIGN PAN TO SLEEP IN

[gerrykeay]

so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

just. imagine a planet called George

mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn GEORGE

[taarya]

wait so what happened next? someone was so annoyed at the idea that said ‘even your anus would be a better name than george’ or

[biphoenix]

watch me whip, now watch me

suffer

[dlynnef]

It’s saying I’ve purchased jet black heart on iTunes but it’s not showing up in my purchased playlist? I can’t find it in my music at all!

[jacobsroses-blog]

you should click on it a few times and it’ll download at least that’s what helped me!!

[dlynnef]

Thanks!

[notdeadbabies-deactivated201603]

Sending weirdly cropped photos to my brother.

[dlynnef]

It's saying I've purchased jet black heart on iTunes but it's not showing up in my purchased playlist? I can't find it in my music at all!

[awwww-cute]

Baby sea turtle swimming

[h-ound]

or is it flying through the snow

[itssimplysam23-deactivated20150]

Definitely flying through the snow.

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

I want someone to churn butter in my ass

[slimetony]

Please just for one minute of your fucking life just calm down and think before you type out a post

[arssolum]

i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies

[arssolum]

fuck you charmin i didnt ask

[okaytrue]

[lousual-suspects]

[delzdesigns]

If you’re reading this, I’m your dad now.

Go cut the grass.

[oneyouforget]

It’s 2 am

[delzdesigns]

You heard me. Use a flashlight.

[jazeth]

it builds character